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jake @jakemorgendorffer.bsky.social · 12h

if you're only throwing 95 theses out there you might not be good enough anymore. many pitchers are getting to 100

jake @jakemorgendorffer.bsky.social · 13h

shit anything within my very limited vocal range. and anything that i can play on my own that isn't too many chords i definitely want to get at least one song by the beths completely down. then like anything singable emo, some aughts radio song, and whatever 80s alt/new wave stuff i listen to

jake @jakemorgendorffer.bsky.social · 14h

i'm learning guitar. i don't really have any desire to sing but i feel like i'm gonna have to if i want to get to the point of playing live

jake @jakemorgendorffer.bsky.social · 14h

i wish i never learned to read

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jake @jakemorgendorffer.bsky.social · 15h

at the time my thought was "huh. that's a weird player to be your favorite islander"

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jake @jakemorgendorffer.bsky.social · 15h

true story: i started college on long island and continued getting my hair cut there until about a year after i dropped out. my uzbek barber had a signed photo of thomas hickey at his spot, and he told me that hicks was a regular there. wonder if he still is

jake @jakemorgendorffer.bsky.social · 15h

rick jeanneret if he worked for the canadiens: "ARBER DAY! ARBER DAY! ARBER DAY!"

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thank you for this, i was invited to go but i was busy

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tell jake i said he has a cool name

more likely to me that his annual win comes in cleveland next week

jake @jakemorgendorffer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

i don't think the ravens can beat the falcons on the road without lamar

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remember when the orioles had barely signed any kid from latin america for years and came very close to signing victor mesa jr.'s brother

i am italian-american on my mom's side, the much bigger side of my family. but having been raised jewish it has been made clear to me by them that i can't claim that to the same level

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another interesting thing about connecticut: i've seen many examples of women who put italian flag emojis in their dating app bios. and i would bet it's so much more prevalent among men. degrees of magnitude more

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holding off on watching the islanders right now because canes-habs first period is nuts

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

whoever's doing the anthem for the canadiens tonight is extremely hot

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what has happened here

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Patrick Fenelon @patrickfenelon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

October means two things, baby.

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jake @jakemorgendorffer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

i can't believe on the second chapo episode last week there was an attack attack needle drop. chris you madman

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jake @jakemorgendorffer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

would expect nothing less of someone who somehow got outacted by corey feldman in a movie

DrawPlayDave @thedrawplay.com · 05/10/2026

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KEEP POUNDIN

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jake @jakemorgendorffer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

every time i see sir purr i want to give him a big hug

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if the eagles had any real leadership they'd rip that decal off his hat. maybe while he's even still wearing it

sirianni had an italian flag on his hat and any of you eagles fans thought they were gonna win today 🤣🤣🤣

DrawPlayDave @thedrawplay.com · 04/10/2026

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CONGRATS, COLTS

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former montgomery county, maryland resident wayne rooney

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i know football PA announcers have to be more actively involved than basically every other sport but still getting an american for the game in london is kinda lame

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actually pretty surprised they went with birds for the first song

jake @jakemorgendorffer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

caufield is legit one of my favorite players in the league

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so i was away this afternoon gopher football did what????