Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I haven’t bitch slapped anybody since Tucson 210
Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I wish Ronnie Radke was on this app so I had another outlet to call him a bitch 010
Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Guys. I’m super fucking into keeping isopods and springtails. This happened fast as hell. What the fuck is being in my 40s? 130
Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I heard Charlie Kirk ejaculated immediately when he caught a hot one 130
Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I just successfully masturbated to Kirk’s farewell video 360
Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 08/09/2026that bong I hit just said "also, youre taking pto tomorrow" 120
Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Guys! Today is my 43rd birthday. I’m not doing shit today but getting stoned and being dope. If you’d like to contribute to my being stoned and dope you can help me celebrate if you feel so inclined ❤️ $: JakeBagadonuts V: Jacob-Bagadonuts 440
Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 01/09/2026When my coworker tried to tell me a story 110
Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I just want to be high and make art and listen to Czarface But noooo I’m high and grocery shopping and listening to Czarface 110
Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I cant wait to vape a Werther's Original when I'm old 180
Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Yall are looking like a bunch of hot ass bitches today 💅 110
Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Kind of feeling like a hot ass bitch today 110
Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 21/08/2026A group of white people is a sleeve of crackers 120
Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 20/08/2026I just spent the morning moving my baby girl into her freshman dorm, and I’m about to have the longest, saddest drive back to Baltimore 😭😭😭 110
Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Thinking of my homie @edwardodell.bsky.social 010
Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Guess what time it is? Time to piss in New Jersey. 110
Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 18/08/2026I have a penis. I have definitely dipped it in stuff. 110
Reposted by Jake BagadonutsSkip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 16/08/2026mf said tic tic 131
Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 16/08/2026I call today "Jake diligently watches Dune Prophecies and other dedicatedly depicted Dune directions from Dennis and David" 100
Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 15/08/2026I don’t want to be an engineer anymore. I want my job to be colors. 240
Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Some of yall are fucking nastystatic.klipy.comFlirty Lip Bite SmirkALT: Flirty Lip Bite Smirk 010
Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 13/08/2026I woke up to a shocking number of new followers. Hello, I have to vet all of you. This is a process. I need your most recent headshot and a tissue sample. Used is acceptable. 130
Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Here is a fun one minute video of my little Isopod homies after I dropped some food in there 320
Reposted by Jake BagadonutsHolden Disperra, #1 Ally of the LGBTQ community @punishedholden.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Podcasters are always going on dates with hot babes 281
Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 05/08/2026guys, guys whats? its scheduled crying time. 150
Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Art is going to save my soul. I hope you’re having a nice morning. 110
Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Being medicated unlocked my art brain big time. 110
Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Hell yeah 2am post Check out what I just finished. 120
Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 17/07/2026I’m in the office today, and took out my vape and hit it out of habit. At my desk. Like a big hit. I really hope no one noticed. So now I’m outside. 230
Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 14/07/2026If you see Mr Wiggles, tell him he’s a pussy fucking bitch 110
Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 14/07/2026I wonder how all the ass eaters are handling the doodoo parasite news Not well, I assume 340
Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 12/07/2026I heard Lindsey Graham stopped supporting Israel, finally. 130
Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Busted this out yesterday/this morning. Pressed fit pieces. Holographic imprint. It’s dope. 130
Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 02/07/2026We are done. She taught me so much. She was there for me in the hardest of times, patiently waiting for me to come out the other side. But I’m done with her, and she needs to get out of my house. 351
Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Do a bong hit and start strokin, therapy is going super awesome 100
Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Well well well if it isn’t the blow job brothers 120
Reposted by Jake Bagadonuts✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 02/06/2026share a rainbow 68311
Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 01/06/2026I’m going to be in a week long workshop. I was out in charge of snacks, and I take that shit very seriously. 120
Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Hi I love you be nice to yourself please 3112