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Jake Bagadonuts

@jakebagadonuts.bsky.social
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You can catch me floating through your block Bitch I got a nice decorum Baltimore, represent.

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Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I haven’t bitch slapped anybody since Tucson
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Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I wish Ronnie Radke was on this app so I had another outlet to call him a bitch
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Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Guys. I’m super fucking into keeping isopods and springtails. This happened fast as hell. What the fuck is being in my 40s?
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Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I heard Charlie Kirk ejaculated immediately when he caught a hot one
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Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I just successfully masturbated to Kirk’s farewell video
Charlie telling us we’re going to be okay
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Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
that bong I hit just said "also, youre taking pto tomorrow"
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Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Guys! Today is my 43rd birthday. I’m not doing shit today but getting stoned and being dope. If you’d like to contribute to my being stoned and dope you can help me celebrate if you feel so inclined ❤️ $: JakeBagadonuts V: Jacob-Bagadonuts
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Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Wake and bake and bake
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Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
When my coworker tried to tell me a story
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Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I just want to be high and make art and listen to Czarface But noooo I’m high and grocery shopping and listening to Czarface
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Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Yall wanna get in on this
Glowing drugs will make you glow
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Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I cant wait to vape a Werther's Original when I'm old
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Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Cleavage out for Dolly
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Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Yall are looking like a bunch of hot ass bitches today 💅
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Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Kind of feeling like a hot ass bitch today
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Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
A group of white people is a sleeve of crackers
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Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I just spent the morning moving my baby girl into her freshman dorm, and I’m about to have the longest, saddest drive back to Baltimore 😭😭😭
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Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Yall ready to fucking party tonight?
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Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Thinking of my homie @edwardodell.bsky.social
Hot dog and shake from Steak ‘n Shake
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Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Guess what time it is? Time to piss in New Jersey.
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Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I have a penis Could you milk me, Greg?
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Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I have a penis. I have definitely dipped it in stuff.
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Skip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 16/08/2026
mf said tic tic
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Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I call today "Jake diligently watches Dune Prophecies and other dedicatedly depicted Dune directions from Dennis and David"
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Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I don’t want to be an engineer anymore. I want my job to be colors.
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Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Some of yall are fucking nasty
static.klipy.com
Flirty Lip Bite Smirk
ALT: Flirty Lip Bite Smirk
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Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I woke up to a shocking number of new followers. Hello, I have to vet all of you. This is a process. I need your most recent headshot and a tissue sample. Used is acceptable.
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Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Here is a fun one minute video of my little Isopod homies after I dropped some food in there
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Holden Disperra, #1 Ally of the LGBTQ community @punishedholden.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Podcasters are always going on dates with hot babes
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Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
guys, guys whats? its scheduled crying time.
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Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Art is going to save my soul. I hope you’re having a nice morning.
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Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Being medicated unlocked my art brain big time.
Spray paint and acrylic marker on canvas. A spray paint can, with a spiraling plume of paint/smoke emitting. Still a Work in Progress Custom PowerA controller painted like a pink donut, glowing from the vinyl wrapA press fit optical illusion
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Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Daddy Donut loves you.
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Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Hell yeah 2am post Check out what I just finished.
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Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Ugh. He sounds old.
Screenshot of cover art for new Ministry song, Burned Out.
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Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Leave me and my grandchildren alone
Spotted cow isopodSpotted cow isopod
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Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I’m in the office today, and took out my vape and hit it out of habit. At my desk. Like a big hit. I really hope no one noticed. So now I’m outside.
Very handsome boy
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Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
If you see Mr Wiggles, tell him he’s a pussy fucking bitch
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Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I wonder how all the ass eaters are handling the doodoo parasite news Not well, I assume
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Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I heard Lindsey Graham stopped supporting Israel, finally.
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Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Busted this out yesterday/this morning. Pressed fit pieces. Holographic imprint. It’s dope.
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Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Death to America
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Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
RSO speedwagon
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Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
We are done. She taught me so much. She was there for me in the hardest of times, patiently waiting for me to come out the other side. But I’m done with her, and she needs to get out of my house.
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Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Do a bong hit and start strokin, therapy is going super awesome
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Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Good morning I love you
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Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Well well well if it isn’t the blow job brothers
Two nearly identical cars with douche bag owners
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
share a rainbow
text that says “get a vasectomy” over a picture of a rainbow and dark skies
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Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
I’m going to be in a week long workshop. I was out in charge of snacks, and I take that shit very seriously.
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Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Hi I love you be nice to yourself please
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