Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I haven’t bitch slapped anybody since Tucson 210
Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Yeah, dude, of course! I have the same pair I bought recently. I love them. 230
Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I wish Ronnie Radke was on this app so I had another outlet to call him a bitch 010
Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Guys. I’m super fucking into keeping isopods and springtails. This happened fast as hell. What the fuck is being in my 40s? 130
Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I heard Charlie Kirk ejaculated immediately when he caught a hot one 130
Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I just successfully masturbated to Kirk’s farewell video 360
Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 08/09/2026that bong I hit just said "also, youre taking pto tomorrow" 120
Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Thank you Big Homie! About to sip on some Hot Sean ❤️ 110
Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Guys! Today is my 43rd birthday. I’m not doing shit today but getting stoned and being dope. If you’d like to contribute to my being stoned and dope you can help me celebrate if you feel so inclined ❤️ $: JakeBagadonuts V: Jacob-Bagadonuts 440
Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 01/09/2026When my coworker tried to tell me a story 110
Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I just want to be high and make art and listen to Czarface But noooo I’m high and grocery shopping and listening to Czarface 110
Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I cant wait to vape a Werther's Original when I'm old 180
Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Yall are looking like a bunch of hot ass bitches today 💅 110
Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Kind of feeling like a hot ass bitch today 110
Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 21/08/2026A group of white people is a sleeve of crackers 120
Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 20/08/2026I just spent the morning moving my baby girl into her freshman dorm, and I’m about to have the longest, saddest drive back to Baltimore 😭😭😭 110
Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Thinking of my homie @edwardodell.bsky.social 010
Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Guess what time it is? Time to piss in New Jersey. 110
Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 18/08/2026I do a little smooch on the bingus forehead 010
Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 18/08/2026I have a penis. I have definitely dipped it in stuff. 110
Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Ill tell you that story when you're older <3 120
Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 18/08/2026If I told you I had at least one good story about this, would that surprise you? 130
Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 18/08/2026static.klipy.comKenan Thompson: Just Like ThatALT: Kenan Thompson: Just Like That 040
Reposted by Jake BagadonutsSkip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 16/08/2026mf said tic tic 131
Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 16/08/2026What the fuck is this an opinion about?? That feet need more tic tic pockets?? 130
Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 16/08/2026I call today "Jake diligently watches Dune Prophecies and other dedicatedly depicted Dune directions from Dennis and David" 100
Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Thank you for coming to my Bed Talk Goodnight, I love you 120
Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 15/08/2026That’s an excellent question. I put together this slide show to demonstrate 120