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Jake Bagadonuts

@jakebagadonuts.bsky.social
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You can catch me floating through your block Bitch I got a nice decorum Baltimore, represent.

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Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Good morning, I love you. I’m sorry.
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Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
My smacking hand is strong
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Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I haven’t bitch slapped anybody since Tucson
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Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Similar*
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Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Yeah, dude, of course! I have the same pair I bought recently. I love them.
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Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I wish Ronnie Radke was on this app so I had another outlet to call him a bitch
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Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Guys. I’m super fucking into keeping isopods and springtails. This happened fast as hell. What the fuck is being in my 40s?
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Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I heard Charlie Kirk ejaculated immediately when he caught a hot one
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Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I just successfully masturbated to Kirk’s farewell video
Charlie telling us we’re going to be okay
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Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Color looks so good on you!
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Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
that bong I hit just said "also, youre taking pto tomorrow"
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Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Thank you!!
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Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Thank you Big Homie! About to sip on some Hot Sean ❤️
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Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Guys! Today is my 43rd birthday. I’m not doing shit today but getting stoned and being dope. If you’d like to contribute to my being stoned and dope you can help me celebrate if you feel so inclined ❤️ $: JakeBagadonuts V: Jacob-Bagadonuts
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Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Wake and bake and bake
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Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Hopefully a lot
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Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
When my coworker tried to tell me a story
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Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I just want to be high and make art and listen to Czarface But noooo I’m high and grocery shopping and listening to Czarface
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Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
When he got arrested, I mean
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Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I don’t know, but I sure did
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Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
?
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Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Yall wanna get in on this
Glowing drugs will make you glow
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Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Glad I saw this 👀
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Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I cant wait to vape a Werther's Original when I'm old
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Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Cleavage out for Dolly
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Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Yall are looking like a bunch of hot ass bitches today 💅
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Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Kind of feeling like a hot ass bitch today
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Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
you need tea and some weed, stat! <3
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Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
A group of white people is a sleeve of crackers
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Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I just spent the morning moving my baby girl into her freshman dorm, and I’m about to have the longest, saddest drive back to Baltimore 😭😭😭
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Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Yall ready to fucking party tonight?
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Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Thinking of my homie @edwardodell.bsky.social
Hot dog and shake from Steak ‘n Shake
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Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Guess what time it is? Time to piss in New Jersey.
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Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Oh.
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Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I do a little smooch on the bingus forehead
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Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I have a penis Could you milk me, Greg?
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Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I have a penis. I have definitely dipped it in stuff.
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Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
😘🫶
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Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Ill tell you that story when you're older <3
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Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
If I told you I had at least one good story about this, would that surprise you?
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Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
static.klipy.com
Kenan Thompson: Just Like That
ALT: Kenan Thompson: Just Like That
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Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Mind if I...you know jerk off onto it?
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Skip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 16/08/2026
mf said tic tic
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Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Man fuck you, I hate you, Raccoon 😭
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Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
What the fuck is this an opinion about?? That feet need more tic tic pockets??
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Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Fuck you, Raccoon
Fuck. You. Again. 🤮
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Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Those are definitely dick balls
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Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I call today "Jake diligently watches Dune Prophecies and other dedicatedly depicted Dune directions from Dennis and David"
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Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Thank you for coming to my Bed Talk Goodnight, I love you
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Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
That’s an excellent question. I put together this slide show to demonstrate
IDon’tKnow…yet
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