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Philly Born, Atlanta Raised 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈 🐻👨🏻‍🤝‍👨🏾🐶🗽⌨️🕹🎮🏈⚽️⚾️🏀🏒 Just a 12 Y.O. in a 38 Y.O body Philly/ATL Sports and #LCFC #BLM✊🏾#BTLM🏳️‍⚧️ #FOHWTBS #PettyAllDay All Opinions Are My Own and Don’t reflect my employer

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 23h
this is an SNL cold open come to life. she can barely read
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Toby Huxley @tobyhuxley.com · 1h
I’ve been chucking bits of myself onto the internet since 2005. Podcasts, videos, music, websites and some questionable creative decisions. 😂 I made a video looking back at it all, then realised I’d forgotten half of it. So, apparently, this is Part 1! youtu.be/qSJNqSuuyQs
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I’ve Been Posting My Life Online Since 2005
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Arma grande; número um means Big gun; number one @ceu---azul.bsky.social · 21h
and afterwards believe your vote, believe your countrymen's vote, believe your eyes when you now see his empty rallies, believe the 29% approval polls DO NOT, like last time, believe: - for a week that he won by a landslide - after that, that he won seven swing states - that people stayed at home
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 22h
Ossoff: "The last time Trump lost the presidency, he tried to seize the presidency and overturn the election. That's why it's so important that we vote in unprecedented numbers. This is up to the people."
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Jaison S. (He/Him/His) @jaison96.bsky.social · 1h
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SHUT UP BITCH!!! ~ Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
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Jaison S. (He/Him/His) @jaison96.bsky.social · 1h
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SHUT UP BITCH!!! ~ Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
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The Big Picture @readthebigpicture.bsky.social · 23h
Riley Gaines, on people who can’t move past a loss.
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The Daily Beast @thedailybeast.bsky.social · 2h
Kimberly Guilfoyle is threatening to bring the Trump family down with her following her shock firing this week, insiders say.
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Trump Insiders Panic Over Kimberly Guilfoyle’s Secret ‘Burn Book’
The disgraced former U.S. ambassador to Greece has kept the receipts.
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Dave Zirin @edgeofsports.bsky.social · 1h
For folks in or near Brooklyn tonight! There is nowhere like the Brooklyn Public Library. There is no one like @chenjerai.bsky.social. And there are few things more Brooklyn than Howard Zinn. Come on through! www.bklynlibrary.org/calendar/dav...
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Dave Zirin Discusses The People’s Historian: The Outsized Life of Howard Zinn with Chenjerai Kumanyika | Brooklyn Public Library
BPL Presents welcomes Dave Zirin to discuss a biography of iconic radical historian Howard Zinn, examining his life and work as a progressive icon and thought leader through the story of the times tha...
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Bill Kuchman @billkuchman.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 1h
Perfect 👏👇
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Man Jumps From Window Over Burning City
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Matt Szafranski @mszafranski.bsky.social · 12h
Ossoff talking directly to @atrupar.com.
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Jaison S. (He/Him/His) @jaison96.bsky.social · 1h
Two weeks?!? Again?
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Leonardo DiCaprio Laughing as Jay Gatsby
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Jaison S. (He/Him/His) @jaison96.bsky.social · 1h
Mike Collins at that moment
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Colin Jost: Can I Leave Saturday Night Live?
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 9h
Mike Collins tries to say "your office" but it somehow comes out as "yourasskiss"
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Colin Jost's 'Wow, Again?' Reaction
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 9h
Look at the shabby state and increasingly authoritarian trajectory of the country and ask yourself if we can endure 2 more years of a lawless Trump administration wreaking havoc with no check from Congress, then vote accordingly. This is not the time for a protest vote or purity politics.
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Dan Froomkin/Press Watch/Heads Up News @froomkin.bsky.social · 9h
Trump “was troubled that Guilfoyle was making money off his presidency,” the WSJ informs us, with the journalistic equivalent of a straight face.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 13h
OSSOFF: Mike Collins called for killing immigrants by throwing them to their deaths out of helicopters. I'd like to hear if Mike Collins stands by that statement. Do you still believe in the extrajudicial killing of immigrants? MIKE COLLINS: *changes topic*
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Jaison S. (He/Him/His) @jaison96.bsky.social · 1h
I have ice with my Merlot
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Funny Thumbs Up with $KTC
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loctastic @loctastic.bsky.social · 12h
red wine with ice is the superior way to drink it
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 14h
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Judo Hip Toss Technique - Martial Arts Training
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Norm Eisen @normeisen.bsky.social · 23h
BREAKING: @democracydefendersfund.org & partners just sued ICE over a nasty catch-22 ICE detains people, takes their IDs & work papers, releases them, keeps the papers. Now they can't work & risk getting picked up again for having no ID We're going to court to get it ALL back -TN
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Brian Barrish @brianbarrish.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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Monica @jolemamels.bsky.social · 14h
YouTube Premium should be automatically included with a YouTube TV account
Freedom of Speech by Norman Rockwell
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Jaison S. (He/Him/His) @jaison96.bsky.social · 12h
Sundowning like a motherfucker 
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Sundowning like a motherfucker 
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Jaison S. (He/Him/His) @jaison96.bsky.social · 12h
Yo. If don’t get the fuck out of here with that bullshit, Mike?!? 
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DevinCow @devincow.bsky.social · 13h
JFC he’s making excuses.
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Anil Dash @anildash.com · 13/10/2026
You know, the thing is, I had drafted this piece a month ago, and then never published it, because I thought maybe it was too mean.
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Jason Bailey @jasondashbailey.com · 23h
The Miss South Carolina contestant with the "like, such as" verbal tic
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The Daily Beast @thedailybeast.bsky.social · 15h
President Donald Trump was set to be deposed in his lawsuit against the BBC on Friday, but his team is trying to delay his questioning until next year.
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Desperate Trump Tries to Dodge Being Put Under Oath
The president’s deposition was originally set for October 16, but his team demanded a last-minute delay.
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 15h
Abandoning Ukraine will be a stain on the United States for the rest of time
Screenshot of a statement by Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy reporting a Russian ballistic missile attack on Kyiv targeting critical energy infrastructure, including the CHPP-4 power plant. Zelenskyy says a residential building was also damaged and caught fire, warns of further Russian missile attacks, and criticizes the lack of advance warnings from Ukraine’s partners. An accompanying nighttime photo shows flames engulfing part of a multistory residential building, with debris scattered across the ground.
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Jaison S. (He/Him/His) @jaison96.bsky.social · 12h
He knows about the CHIPS act of 2021, right?
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Wtf What The Fuck
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Jaison S. (He/Him/His) @jaison96.bsky.social · 12h
So he can see Russia from there?!?
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 13h
Ossoff: "I want everybody who is clipping this debate to roll that tape. You stood here right on this stage and you said 'a total ban, no exceptions, even for rape, even for incest, even to save the mother's life.' That was your position and now you are changing it."
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 13h
Ossoff: "You stand here and say you're gonna be a champion for Black Georgians when you elevate to positions of leadership in your political organization people with ties to the Ku Klux Klan."
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 13h
OSSOFF: Here's your third chance. Did Donald Trump really win the 2020 election? You want to answer, Mike? COLLINS: He still hasn't answered about Reid Hoffman. Joe Biden was the president OSSOFF: That's not what I asked
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Jaison S. (He/Him/His) @jaison96.bsky.social · 13h
I’m enjoying this
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House Party Belt
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Jason Karsh @jkarsh.bsky.social · 13h
I’m sorry, did a Republican candidate for U.S. Senate just ‘Won’t somebody think of the neo-Nazis?’ during a live TV debate?
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Ed @notdred.bsky.social · 13h
I think Ossoff captures something that Newsom never did: the Dem base wants you to fight but they want real shit not goofy memes and too-online riffs
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Jaison S. (He/Him/His) @jaison96.bsky.social · 13h
Girl, fuck off
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@GottaLaff @gottalaff.bsky.social · 13h
Keep‘em coming “The Trump administration plan would move thousands of employees handling nutrition, forestry, farm services and other federal programs.”
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Jaison S. (He/Him/His) @jaison96.bsky.social · 13h
Belt to Ass
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Pootie Tang Belt Scene
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House Party Belt
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Craig Roblewsky @pointc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Jaison S. (He/Him/His) @jaison96.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Kristen Bell as Eleanor: This Is The Bad Place!
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Pete Davidson @petedavidsonny.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The Law and Order party wants to defund the ICC. Curious!
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