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Jake @jailerkey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I still don't understand how x is so popular. whenever I try to go on there it's just a cesspool. and there are so many people who post like it's normal.

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Jake @jailerkey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Georgia, today is the last day to register to vote (or to change your voter info) for the November election. 🔗 georgia.gov/register-vote

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Eligible Georgians can register to vote through the Secretary of State’s Office.

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Jake @jailerkey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Calling it now. Alito will retire after the elections later this year.

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Jake @jailerkey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

How is Brazil's election so close. Unbelievable.

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Jake @jailerkey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

So are vets lying about pet euthanization being peaceful? Because it's the same drugs they use in human executions.

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Jake @jailerkey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Was no one going to tell me that Carly Rae Jepsen dropped a double album? 🔥 open.spotify.com/track/34XRbh...

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Don’t Leave Me on the Dance Floor

Carly Rae Jepsen · Day and Night · Song · 2026

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Mike Billips @mbillips.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Newspaper paywalls should have a “buy just this story” option for like a dollar or whatever. It’s the equivalent of newsstand sales where people pick it up because of a headline. I don’t care enough about Boston to subscribe to the paper, but I’d buy one off the rack if I was visiting in the ‘90s.

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Jake @jailerkey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Widow's Bay is enjoyable, but I have no idea why it got 14 Emmys.

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Jake @jailerkey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

What's the word for when you are hungry but nothing sounds appetizing?

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Jake @jailerkey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I like BlueSky because it's the only one that hasn't been completely taken over by AI, ads, and bots

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Robin 🦋 @robinh2.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Staffer: Sir, the dog had a minor incident on the couch. Kash Patel: Did someone say dog? JD Vance: Couch? Trump: Minor?

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Jake @jailerkey.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I don't understand people who use psychedelics and are conservative

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Jake @jailerkey.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

To the bigots who say that New Yorkers went back on "Never Forget" 9/11 by electing Mamdami: No, it's actually you who forgot what it means to be American.

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Jake @jailerkey.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

One thing I miss about drinking is hotel bars when you're traveling. Actually, nightlife in general when you're traveling.

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Jake @jailerkey.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

KAYSEYE "Animal" is a total ripoff of Britney's "Toxic"

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Jake @jailerkey.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Give teachers cop salaries and give cops teacher salaries

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Jake @jailerkey.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Opinions that might get me canceled: I like changing the time twice a year I like tipping culture I absolutely hate dark mode I don't think farts are funny

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Jake @jailerkey.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

#MySpace is coming back, but most of the people who used it no longer have 8 close friends.

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Jake @jailerkey.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Can we have a talk about the Michigan senate polls? #abdulelsayed #misenate

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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Susan Collins announcing she'll vote against a controversial nominee is basically the moment it becomes clear that nominee will be confirmed. It means Thune has enough votes to confirm, and thus, Collins gets a pass to look independent.

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Jake @jailerkey.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

There is absolutely nothing redeeming about St. Louis

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Alex Fernie @ferniecommaalex.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Watching the entire centrist wing of the Democratic Party lose their minds because people are running in primaries without the permission of, like, James Carville’s desiccated husk is really something.

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Jake @jailerkey.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Miss Rachel is from Maine. I'm just saying. Take that for what it is.

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Jake @jailerkey.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Platner should stay in the race

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Jake @jailerkey.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Weird how if you're anti-Israel, your entire past gets dug up. All of your exes, all of your tattoos, all of your jobs, all of your internet posts. But if you're pro-Israel, you're not investigated at all. Anything bad is safely hidden away.

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Jake @jailerkey.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Both Taylor Swift haters and Taylor Swift lovers are weird groups of people.

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Jake @jailerkey.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

There's a deepfake video on TikTok of Balogun saying he will sit out the match voluntarily. It looks so real. I fell for it.

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Jake @jailerkey.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Trump really ruined the Team USA vibes with the cheating. Balogun should sit this out voluntarily.

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Jake @jailerkey.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

I started listening to Bosnian hip hop to make a funny World Cup TikTok, but it actually slaps and I can't stop listening. open.spotify.com/track/60iNR3...

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Godzilla

Jala Brat, Buba Corelli · GODZILLA · Song · 2026

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Jake @jailerkey.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Madonna, please just stop.

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Jake @jailerkey.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

No billionaire is spending millions to make you more socialist

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Jake @jailerkey.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

We're digging up dinosaurs

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Jake @jailerkey.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

I'm thinking of voting Republican just to accelerate societal collapse.

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Jake @jailerkey.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

There's potential something juicy happening in the Georgia state supreme Court race

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Jake @jailerkey.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

Why does the Spanish voice on 800 numbers always sound like Peggy Hill speaking Spanish?

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Jake @jailerkey.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

Democrats need to stop dunking on UFOs and the Republicans who talk about it. This shit is real and it's even crazier than you think. You don't want Republicans to lead the narrative here.

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Jake @jailerkey.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

Hasan Piker for President

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Jake @jailerkey.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

I'll never understand poor people who defend billionaires. Trickle Down was the most successful propaganda of the 20th century.

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Jordan Howard @jordanahoward.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

VA should pack the court with two more members and ask them to rehear it

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Jake @jailerkey.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

Really proud of this joke I made when Schrodinger came up in the group text.

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Barack Obama @barackobama.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

State supreme court justices play a critical role in defending your rights and freedoms, which is why the election happening in Georgia right now is so important. Make sure you have a plan to vote for Jen Jordan and Miracle Rankin.

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Jake @jailerkey.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

That's not Epstein's handwriting

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