Jake @jailerkey.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Can we have a talk about the Michigan senate polls? #abdulelsayed #misenate 000
Jake @jailerkey.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Really proud of this joke I made when Schrodinger came up in the group text. 010
Jake @jailerkey.bsky.social · 21/04/2026Got early release access for Obama Center admission tickets and there is wait. Crazy. 110
Jake @jailerkey.bsky.social · 07/03/2026In another decade… March 2000. Check out that cool phone on the belt clip. 😎 120
Jake @jailerkey.bsky.social · 17/02/2026I don’t understand why Girl Scout cookies have this little opening in top flap. What is it for? 010
Jake @jailerkey.bsky.social · 10/02/2026What if we kissed at the Chick-fil-A Daddy Daughter Valentine’s Day Date Night? 320
Jake @jailerkey.bsky.social · 07/02/2026The county sheriff’s department took over policing #SavedYouAClick 020
Jake @jailerkey.bsky.social · 04/02/2026The DOJ wants to hide the identity of a someone who ordered a “sexy” 9-year-old. 000
Jake @jailerkey.bsky.social · 19/01/2026It’s time for the Left to embrace the Second Amendment. #2A 020
Jake @jailerkey.bsky.social · 17/01/2026I thought this said “Show where you live” at first. Like uh, no thank you? 010
Jake @jailerkey.bsky.social · 14/01/2026The administration adopting a Nazi slogan one time has plausible deniability as an unfortunate mistake. Four times, however… 000
Jake @jailerkey.bsky.social · 11/01/2026She’s not the interim leader, @cnn.com. She is the president. You even show a picture of her being sworn in. #Venezuela 110
Jake @jailerkey.bsky.social · 09/01/2026Bodycam footage of Jonathan Ross. She was clearly turning away from him. 000
Jake @jailerkey.bsky.social · 10/12/2025I know federal races are sexier, but I would argue state legislatures are even more important. The @dlcc is fighting to win Democratic majorities in as many states as possible. Please support them. 👉🏻 dlcc.org 050
Jake @jailerkey.bsky.social · 19/11/2025I have never in my life seen this big of a gap in a generic House poll 010
Jake @jailerkey.bsky.social · 09/11/2025This is the type of person that every Nigerian prince dreams about 110
Jake @jailerkey.bsky.social · 07/11/2025Cryptic message from an old coworker I haven’t spoken to in a year. Sounds like there’s some tea to be had. 030