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John @jahykes.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Do you like high fashion and supporting girls playing soccer? Justin runs a fundraiser for his U10 team and he might even make you cool bracelets like these. #Crew96 fans, he's a Philly phan, but will still make you an "Ohio is Black and Gold" bracelet. www.zeffy.com/en-US/donati...

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Fusion Thorns 2026

Fusion FC is a soccer club based in Lewisberry, PA. We're the Thorns, currently playing u10 girls travel. I'm head coach Justin Kunkel, and soccer has been an…

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John @jahykes.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Lol my Guardiana WTAM stream is a full 2-3 minutes behind the score bug on my phone.

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The Flordecke 🐊 @theflordecke.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Found last night in the Supporters Section, large green rain gear jacket. If yours, let us know!! #Crew96 #Nordecke #Flordecke🐊

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trevin @trevinflickinger.com · 11/10/2026

maybe guardians winning the world series means we get back on the “good timeline” since the 2016 cubs victory cursed us all

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John @jahykes.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Good assist by the ref

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Nordecke @nordecke.com · 09/10/2026

Last call for HIR Away tickets! Deadline to purchase tickets is Sunday at midnight! nordecke.com/39ra

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Nor-On-Tour – Hell is Real – Crew vs FC Cincinnati – 10/18/26 @ 5:00pm Ticket – The Nordecke

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Nordecke @nordecke.com · 09/10/2026

Don’t forget to sign up for the FREE bus to Cincy! nordecke.com/r7ha

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Crew at FC Cincinnati – Nor-On-Tour HiR 10/18/26 Bus Registration – The Nordecke

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John @jahykes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

This is literally why a friend of mine still says "thank you" every time she gets an answer from AI. Just in case, so that hopefully AI remembers and doesn't destroy her.

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John @jahykes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Fellas, if you're going to complain that the names your wife/gf/whomever picked out are dumb, you better (A) have name suggestions better than "Denver" and (B) be able to tell your buddies what the dumb names are.

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John @jahykes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Sturgill has a helluva lighting guy on this tour.

Sturgill Simpson is playing Nationwide Arena in Columbus, Ohio of October 7th. His lighting has a net-like effect during "Turtles All the Way Down."

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SickosFC @sickosfc.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

MESSI’S FINAL ABSOLUTE CHIMNEYS

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John @jahykes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

This Fanatics packaging is so so bad

Brown packaging from massive retailer Fanatics, covered in what I can only assume is an AI prompt of "sports stuff."

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Morgan Hughes @morganhughes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

HOW DO YOU SAY TWO TO ZERO IN SPANISH? #USMNT

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Douglas Reyes-CeroÑ @dreyesceron.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

howling bsky.app/profile/ckst...

Jacob Shaffelburg looking confused as hell

Daniel Jebbison looking confused and stunned

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John @jahykes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Am I charging this EV rental wrong? Everyone else is sitting with their headlights still on like dickheads, but I turned mine off. Should I turn them on?

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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow

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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

If you want to talk to somebody about it, you should absolutely chase that feeling, and talk to other dudes. But the women in your lives already know this is fucked up. I promise you. We know. Don’t make us nod politely while you process this out at your big age. We’ve got enough to worry about.

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John @jahykes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

It's a little thing, and I'm sure others have noticed/commented, but the flag behind Markwayne Mullin in the TSA/DHS video at the airport is backwards.

TSA propaganda video playing at Dallas Fort Worth Airport. Markwayne Mullin stands in front of an American flag that hangs incorrectly.

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Kevin Elliott @kjephd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Did Anthropic's Claude discover something new in biotech? Well, just like with those recent alleged math proofs, it looks like it was given the answers in advance from real humans doing actual research. (gift: www.nytimes.com/2026/09/27/s...)

Dr. Mestre and his colleagues have yet to publish their findings. But for the past three years, they have regularly used Anthropic’s A.I. models as they have written code, drafted manuscripts and performed other tasks.

In doing so, Dr. Mestre said he and colleagues shared key findings about the enzymes with Anthropic.

Anthropic said that Claude’s key contribution was identifying an array of RNA molecules and a protein associated with reverse transcriptase in a system. But Dr. Mestre said that he and his colleagues had made that discovery over a year ago.

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

damn that's crazy. so was he totally free of emotions when he missed back-to-back-to-back game winning field goals against the Seahawks in 2005, just pure Being Bad At Kicking with no mental factors at all

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Morgan Hughes @morganhughes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAJAHA GO HOME YOU FUCKING CRYBABY NERDS

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Sarah Langs @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Jo Adell had the longest home run this season for both the Guardians (455 ft 8/18) and Angels (449 ft 5/10) He’s the 1st player to finish a season having hit the longest home run for multiple teams in the Statcast Era (2015) h/t the wizard @jasonbernard.bsky.social

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John @jahykes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Got asked if I'm a swinger last night, so that was a first

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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 27/09/2026

Decisive final play under review in Ann Arbor

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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Here’s one! If anybody wants to welcome this sweet South Carolina pup into their home, I will personally deliver her to you at no charge: www.facebook.com/share/p/1Daz...

A skinny light brown hound girl with a purple bandanna

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John @jahykes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I can't fully explain how, but the Sixth Floor Museum at Dealey Plaza got to me. Something about reading the actual wire reports, complete with someone "yelling" over and over for others to stay off the wire while reports came in, got me. Definitely worth it.

Pencil sketch of the proposed layout of The Dallas Morning News for November 23, 1963 before the assassination of President John F. Kennedy.

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John @jahykes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Lost Evenings, let's go! If you're here, so hi!

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GCGBAG ☆☆☆ @gcgbag.com · 22/09/2026

Sure, give HSG flack for waiting ‘til the story got out to do the right thing but considering past precedent [paying a sexist pig with 20+ allegations a quarter of a billion dollars], this is progress. We shouldn’t joke but we’re processing. Got fond memories of Pipa and he’s an asshole, turns out.

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John @jahykes.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

"Cancelled amid low VIP ticket sales" is hilarious and exposes it's really just about money with these guys.

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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I wish there were a single sentence that could simultaneously encapsulate and explain every single problem we have in modern society.

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John @jahykes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

The intergenerational check-in text I sent my kid in Oxford after the scoreboard hit 0:00:

Text from me: "Yo have fun tonight but stay safe. Love you!"

Response from my kid in Oxford, Mississippi: "IM HACING FUN DW."

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John @jahykes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I have to get this out of my head. Maybe someone can come up with the last part. New #Crew96 chant maybe? To the Kit Kat "Give me a Break" tune: Give me a Brais Give me a Brais Something something something @nordecke.com, y'all got anything? Ok thanks for letting me get that out.

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