James Alan Gardner @jagardner.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Proposal for the U.S.: The "Let Us Never Speak Of This Again" Act of 2029. Basically reverses every action of the federal government 2025-2028. Clean slate—those years never happened. The details will be tricky, but I think it's a winning political platform. 030
Reposted by James Alan GardnerGail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Writing "wisdom" I hate: WRITE WHAT YOU KNOW. This is the worst advice ever. It would be better if it was KNOW MORE SO YOU CAN WRITE ABOUT IT. Every good writer I know is constantly researching and getting new information and asking experts. It's a terrible bit of advice! 1031613310
Reposted by James Alan GardnerCharles Pulliam-Moore @charlespulliam.bsky.social · 22/09/2026The Emma Frost x Miss Piggy comic has hit the internet and it's so, so, so much more magnificent than I ever could have hoped for 358651789
James Alan Gardner @jagardner.bsky.social · 05/09/2026We don't live in "the worst timeline" or "the stupidest timeline", we live in "the deliberately sabotaged for somebody else's profit timeline". 163
Reposted by James Alan GardnerGraham A. Yeates @grahamyeates.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Congratulations to James Alan Gardner @jagardner.bsky.social on induction to the Canadian Science Fiction & Fantasy Association Hall of Fame! I have very much enjoyed your writing over the years, and look forward to whatever is next! www.csffa.ca/the-csffa-ha...csffa.caThe CSFFA Hall of Fame – The Canadian Science Fiction and Fantasy Association (CSFFA) 042
Reposted by James Alan GardnerSean Eric Fagan @kithrup.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Cached US #KindleBookGiveaway: 6 copies of All Those Explosions Were Someone Else's Fault by @jagardner.bsky.social, which I *have* and *have read* and *did enjoy* and there is a sequel but alas no further than that. This is a super-hero universe, and it's weird, perhaps even a pastiche? I liked it. 1131
James Alan Gardner @jagardner.bsky.social · 20/08/2026LLM AI seems like Minecraft for people who think text is more respectable than visuals. It's a toy you can use as a time-sink while pretending you're achieving something special. 030
James Alan Gardner @jagardner.bsky.social · 14/08/2026When did everyone decide proofreading is for saps? 110
Reposted by James Alan Gardnerlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/08/2026if they're drinking nounwine it's fantasy. if they're snorting a verb it's sci fi 154128953254
James Alan Gardner @jagardner.bsky.social · 01/08/2026I'm sure I'm not the first to have this idea, but wouldn't it be useful if you could set up multiple avatar photos and choose which one you wanted to use for a particular post? That way you could avoid putting a big smiling picture of your face on something that is sad or grim. 010
James Alan Gardner @jagardner.bsky.social · 01/08/2026ChatGLP: When you use it, you lose your appetite 010
Reposted by James Alan GardnerDavid M. Perry @lollardfish.bsky.social · 01/08/2026And when there was only one set of footprints in the sand, o my child, that was when I blocked you. 338452
Reposted by James Alan GardnerRoy Edroso @edroso.bsky.social · 01/08/2026When you slow down and think about it you realize it's ten times worse than it seems. Sure it's farcical, but it's also a brutal legal attack on a man they knew to be innocent, done to distract from their own thievery and incompetence and as a flex to terrify anyone who might make them look bad. 141425270
Reposted by James Alan GardnerMuseum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Who could have seen this coming? Nobody. 140652
Reposted by James Alan GardnerNew Flesh 🇵🇸 🏳️⚧️ 🏳️🌈 @esedia.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Your food processor has a chute that fits your dick. Should you? 5137321072
Reposted by James Alan GardnerKatie Mack @astrokatie.com · 17/07/2026Probably more helpful to think of them not so much as “Canadian wildfires” but rather “climate change wildfires currently consuming Canada” 270166654438
Reposted by James Alan GardnerDaniel Drezner @dandrezner.bsky.social · 07/07/2026My son, just now: “Well, at least the US went the farthest of any team that calls it ‘soccer.’” 34154098
Reposted by James Alan Gardnershauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 06/07/2026the side-eye sent me 141395299
Reposted by James Alan GardnerMontreal WorldCon 2027 @montrealworldcon27.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Montréal WorldCon 2027 would like to honor Kelley Armstrong (@kelleyarmstrong.bsky.social), James Alan Gardner, and the late Mike Glicksohn as inductees for the Canadian Science Fiction and Fantasy Association's Hall of Fame! www.csffa.ca/the-csffa-ha...csffa.caCSFFA Hall of Fame – Latest Inductees – The Canadian Science Fiction and Fantasy Association (CSFFA) 0216
Reposted by James Alan GardnerEthan M. Aldridge @ethanmaldridge.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Happy Independence Day 2275532149
Reposted by James Alan GardnerJac ✨🧜♀️ @mirrorthestars.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Meet 12 week old Daisy! A rare moment of stillness. 💘 #dogoftheday #puppy 682791114
James Alan Gardner @jagardner.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Hey folks, I was just named to the Canadian Science Fiction Hall of Fame. Woohoo! www.csffa.ca/the-csffa-ha...csffa.caCSFFA Hall of Fame – Latest Inductees – The Canadian Science Fiction and Fantasy Association (CSFFA) 272
Reposted by James Alan GardnerContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Copy Cat 😺 311101341637
Reposted by James Alan GardnerWeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 25/06/2026This is Vinnie. He just got a new splish splash pad and literally can't contain his excitement. Thinks this is going to be the best summer ever. 13/10 (FB: Claudia Carr) 339154691963
Reposted by James Alan GardnerLuca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 24/06/2026This is Jumbo. She just got her very first bath. Doggy paddle officially activated. IG: dog_lovers_1 28998731050
Reposted by James Alan GardnerHazel E. Baumgartner - HELIRUNA OUT NOW! @hazelebaumgartner.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Dear Santa, This year for Prime Day I want the breakup of Amazon as a corporate conglomerate monopoly, with Kindle and Audible being nationalized into a sort of publicly owned internet library funded by a progressive tax on the hyper-rich and an annual stipend for authors. 21885661557
Reposted by James Alan GardnerSanho Tree @sanho.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Technically, they’re Remains now. 414208583864
Reposted by James Alan GardnerBlue Wave @votebiue.bsky.social · 24/06/2026This is a beautiful thing. These shelter dogs get to pick their own toys. 436130292261
Reposted by James Alan GardnerBlue Woman Voting 📎 @bluewomanvoting123.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Uhm, I have a new favorite GIF.static.klipy.comDog Golden RetrieverALT: Dog Golden Retriever 944490430
Reposted by James Alan GardnerContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Cute little otter 🦦 with a fish 🐟 Toy 2107775973
Reposted by James Alan GardnerChris Conroy @conroyforreal.bsky.social · 23/06/2026We’re really gonna regret wasting the name “Watergate,” huh 774308723
Reposted by James Alan GardnerJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 21/06/2026tired of the "#1 dad" nonsense. if you're a dad, stop treating it like a joke and post your actual national dad ranking. i'm # 492,018, which is actually really high up there, but more importantly it lets me enter ranked dad lobbies where i can get matched up for fistfights with dads of my caliber 242156952870
James Alan Gardner @jagardner.bsky.social · 22/06/2026And then Utena turned into a sports car. (Guess what I saw today) 020
Reposted by James Alan GardnerFeral Maui Hermit @mauigreg.bsky.social · 17/06/2026The world may be a dystopian nightmare, but I got to share some oatmeal with this cute green gecko this morning, so I’m gonna let that be my happy place for a while. 1756251717
Reposted by James Alan GardnerIntrovert Problems @introvertproblems.bsky.social · 16/06/2026The older I get, the more I understand why cats just walk away mid-conversation 734430712
Reposted by James Alan GardnerContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Otterly 🦦 Cute 🥰 802896324
Reposted by James Alan GardnerSarah Wood @sarahwood.bsky.social · 13/06/2026I had no idea men played soccer, too! Good for them! Go boy soccer!! ⚽️ 328104781247
Reposted by James Alan GardnerMike McMahan @mikemcmahan.bsky.social · 30/05/2026We should be two “D&D Honor Among Thieves” sequels deep. 18697312039