iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Professional Draculaura 🦇 @jadearia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Instead of pronouncing VPN like "vee pee ehn", we should be pronouncing it like "veepeen".

Professional Draculaura 🦇 @jadearia.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I wonder about the person who designed our door bell buzzer thing to sound like you're being executed in an electric chair for a crime you didn't commit.

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Dr. Phil Acula, Vampire. Not Changing It @msico.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The bloodthirst is unquenchable!

David Duchovny as Fox Mulder in the worst but also most radical fucking episode of the X-Files of all time

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Hatok @hatok.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

if you make an animal noise at an animal and it makes the same noise back that's basically rank 1 of their s link

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Professional Draculaura 🦇 @jadearia.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

When I grow up, I want to be a weird kitschy two frame gif from 2003.

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Professional Draculaura 🦇 @jadearia.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I wish the Libby app would let you customize the display colors. I want to read PINK WORDS babyyyyy 🌸 it's 2026 🪷why can't I read 📖 in pink 🩷💖💗

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Professional Draculaura 🦇 @jadearia.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

My 9 Tracks That Shaped Who I Am #My9Tracks my9tracks.com/en/share/9ed... Tracks it wouldn't let me add: "Idra Cave" or "Wind Spirit Shrine" from Rune Factory 4/ToD, "Fuyuu Yume" by Origa, "Solar Half Breed" by Olivia Lufkin

"Usumurasaki" by Kalafina, "Sora's Folktale" by Yoko Kanno, "Honey Vanity" by Kozi, "Coming Closer" by L'Arc~en~Ciel, "Au Revoir" by Malice Mizer, "6 AM" by Honk Kong Express feat VIRTUE, "New Days Dawn" by HYDE, "Take Me Back to Eden" by Sleep Token, "Film de L'Amour" by Nahoko Kakiage

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Professional Draculaura 🦇 @jadearia.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Y'all, Mojang announced a new dimension for Minecraft and I am stupid excited.

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Professional Draculaura 🦇 @jadearia.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Scrolling through pilates core workout videos on YouTube like which one of you bitches gets to nearly kill me today.

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Professional Draculaura 🦇 @jadearia.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

@rebeccow.bsky.social New BOI WHAT and he's got more of his raw vocals than the Plankton filter in this one 👀 youtu.be/Bvg9n-sJVjg

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BOI WHAT - Footsteps of a Monster

YouTube video by BOI WHAT

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Professional Draculaura 🦇 @jadearia.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Looking for light fixtures and they only come in three styles: * Hotel * Toddler * Half-assed but also mentally ill, while trying to pass it off as creative and chic

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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Walking is for losers.

A person appears to be floating horizontally above a city street with a busy sidewalk in the background. Large text above reads, "Floatmog all those walkcucks stuck on the ground!" Below the person, a magazine titled "Learn to Float" is displayed.

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Professional Draculaura 🦇 @jadearia.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I don't know why they keep making Fire Emblem games after that one that lets you blow on them. Like do any of the new ones let you blow on them? What's the point?

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Professional Draculaura 🦇 @jadearia.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

This lady in the Tomodachi Life ad made her dog as a pet instead of as a Mii. She's missing out.

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Professional Draculaura 🦇 @jadearia.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I'm trying to buy a dress in Infinity Nikki that requires a special currency that I have to exchange for with a specific kind of bees I can't find. Now I'm running around like WHERE ARE ALL THE FUCKING BEEEES like the scientists in the 2010's.

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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

found this in the top posts and it succeeds in being very funny while also inducing a borderline homicidal rage

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Professional Draculaura 🦇 @jadearia.bsky.social · 07/05/2024

Good news, the neurologist diagnosed me normal and supple.

Screenshot of part of the report from the neurologist. It reads: "Head and Neck. Head Global Assessment - atraumatic and normocephalic. Neck Global Assessment- "supple."

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Professional Draculaura 🦇 @jadearia.bsky.social · 21/05/2025

I wish I had a fat ass like BBQ.

That little white and orange ball droid thing from Star Wars. 🫶😽

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Professional Draculaura 🦇 @jadearia.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Trying to find any articles on managing ADHD issues is so depressing and demeaning. They're always just "use timers" and "you're making everyone around you miserable, everyone hates you, just die already" and "tell your ADHD CHILD they fucking SUCK, put them on Adderall so they suck slightly less"

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Professional Draculaura 🦇 @jadearia.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

You have to be really careful about telling Italians "I'll see you in winter"

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Professional Draculaura 🦇 @jadearia.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

@rebeccow.bsky.social Did you ever listen to this one back in the day? I randomly remembered it last week and was like oh shit I used to LOVE this one. I can't believe I forgot about it. youtu.be/4AYJZvHeKFo?...

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[HD] Block B(블락비) _ NILLILI MAMBO(닐리리 맘보) MV

YouTube video by 1theK (원더케이)

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Professional Draculaura 🦇 @jadearia.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Airport security insisted on swabbing my Wacom tablet for drugs.

Wacom Bamboo tablet with pen stylus. Most notably, it is entirely flat.

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Professional Draculaura 🦇 @jadearia.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

If the British Museum is able to steal all these artifacts, you'd think they'd be able to steal some air conditioning too.

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Astronomy Picture of the Day 🪐 @apod.shinyakato.dev · 13/08/2026

🔭 Total Solar Eclipse Over Spain Image Credit & Copyright: Ruiyu Zhang Text: Keighley Rockcliffe (NASA GSFC, UMBC CSST, CRESST II) ap260813

The Moon covers the Sun in the middle of the sky above an ornate church. A ring of bright whisps from the Sun's corona surrounds the Moon. In front of the church is a river that shows ripples across the eclipse's reflection. Some people are boating in the river.

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Professional Draculaura 🦇 @jadearia.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

I grew up landlocked and had only actually seen the ocean/beach in person for the first time last year. This is amazing to me. But also metal detecting videos have ruined me because all I want to do is dig around and go bee beep boop.

Beach between Isle of Wight and mainland.

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Professional Draculaura 🦇 @jadearia.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

My UK culture shock for today was On the ferry, when it took off, everyone clapped and cheered loudly In a massive crowd watching the eclipse, there was but vague and stone faced interest, and then an old lady argued with my partner about how shadows work

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👻ewan!!! (comms 📌) @ewanthingdoer.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

something you need to know about me is that Cloud being impromptu sentence-mixed into saying "Gotta shit. Take it from here." has just been a part of my vocabulary for the past two years

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Professional Draculaura 🦇 @jadearia.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

I think we should give them even more injections

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Professional Draculaura 🦇 @jadearia.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

If you ride the bus in a smaller town in the UK, they are legally required to have some guy sitting in the front left seat who makes commentary about everything at the driver the entire time. The bus cannot legally leave the stop if there isn't some guy talking a lot in that seat.

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Professional Draculaura 🦇 @jadearia.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

June 2026, Scotland. Inverness, Loch Ness, Urquhart. I got to live out a childhood dream of riding a boat on Loch Ness.

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Professional Draculaura 🦇 @jadearia.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Catch me in the next Doctor Who episode blurting out "PHIL, WHY ARE WE WALKING LIKE ZOMBIES"

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Professional Draculaura 🦇 @jadearia.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Restaurants are so damn loud you can't have a conversation or not get a migraine. They can solve this by every hour the quietest table gets free dessert. Also the loudest table gets taken out back and slapped with a wet dirty mop.

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Professional Draculaura 🦇 @jadearia.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

I'll meet you down in the Homoerotic Beer Propaganda Reeducation Room in 20 minutes.

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Professional Draculaura 🦇 @jadearia.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

My favorite thing about Cork, Ireland is that every third shop is a vape shop. Sometimes a cell phone accessories shop. Sometimes a shop that's both. But mostly vape shops. You know it's a vape shop by all the Lafufus stuck in the window.

Map showing vape shops nearby. There are about 20 within a couple minutes' walk. There are likely more than what's shown here, they may not be listed on Google Maps.

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Professional Draculaura 🦇 @jadearia.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

"Oh shiiiiiiit, they have Palm Pals!" -- me when the gift shop has Palm Pals

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Professional Draculaura 🦇 @jadearia.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Remember that Jurassic Park knockoff where instead of dinosaurs, it was a park inhabited by children, but they got loose, then all the adults had to do what the kids said, the kids put them in time out, then (spoiler) they built a tower of letter blocks to climb out and escape

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Professional Draculaura 🦇 @jadearia.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Is it weird and possibly inappropriate to drink hot chocolate on the beach in July on a prison island? Maybe, but perhaps you should be asking instead: is it weird and possibly inappropriate for a prison island to be selling hot chocolate in on its beach (in July, no less)?

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Professional Draculaura 🦇 @jadearia.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Every Irish restaurant Waiter: *Puts fork on table* Me: "Thank you" Waiter: "Amazing. Thank you so much" W: *Brings water* M: "TY" W: "Wonderful. Thanks a million" W: *Wipes table* M: "TY" W: "Gorgeous. Thank you" Why are you thanking me? I didn't do anything 😭 You're the one who deserves thanks

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Professional Draculaura 🦇 @jadearia.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

It was nice of the cathedral to provide containers for you to take some holy water back home with you.

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Professional Draculaura 🦇 @jadearia.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

I've been in the UK a few weeks and have already had a Scottish man shout profanity at me and an Irish man burp on me. I hope the Wales and England men are preparing their best welcomes.

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