Professional Draculaura 🦇 @jadearia.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I set my purse down next to her while I was getting ready, and every time I looked over, she mysteriously had one claw just barely poking the Clefairy bag charm and the expression on her face seemingly saying, "how does this keep happening" 010
Professional Draculaura 🦇 @jadearia.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Today's workout was supposed to include cardio, but then my tachycardia flared up and did the cardio for me, no workout required. I've unlocked a new form of fitness. 010
Professional Draculaura 🦇 @jadearia.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I remember putting my CDs in the little rack thing and being like "this is the future" 010
Professional Draculaura 🦇 @jadearia.bsky.social · 07/10/2026That's really the review I need to know it's good. 020
Professional Draculaura 🦇 @jadearia.bsky.social · 03/10/2026God these are art. We should be printing these things out and framing them so we can open a gallery. 010
Professional Draculaura 🦇 @jadearia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Instead of pronouncing VPN like "vee pee ehn", we should be pronouncing it like "veepeen". 011
Professional Draculaura 🦇 @jadearia.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I wonder about the person who designed our door bell buzzer thing to sound like you're being executed in an electric chair for a crime you didn't commit. 010
Reposted by Professional Draculaura 🦇Dr. Phil Acula, Vampire. Not Changing It @msico.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The bloodthirst is unquenchable! 121
Reposted by Professional Draculaura 🦇Hatok @hatok.bsky.social · 29/09/2026if you make an animal noise at an animal and it makes the same noise back that's basically rank 1 of their s link 323757
Professional Draculaura 🦇 @jadearia.bsky.social · 28/09/2026When I grow up, I want to be a weird kitschy two frame gif from 2003. 000
Professional Draculaura 🦇 @jadearia.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I've heard people recommend Monokoke. It looks very cool, but I unfortunately couldn't get through the first episode before it triggered a migraine, so I can't confirm. 000
Professional Draculaura 🦇 @jadearia.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I wish the Libby app would let you customize the display colors. I want to read PINK WORDS babyyyyy 🌸 it's 2026 🪷why can't I read 📖 in pink 🩷💖💗 010
Professional Draculaura 🦇 @jadearia.bsky.social · 27/09/2026My 9 Tracks That Shaped Who I Am #My9Tracks my9tracks.com/en/share/9ed... Tracks it wouldn't let me add: "Idra Cave" or "Wind Spirit Shrine" from Rune Factory 4/ToD, "Fuyuu Yume" by Origa, "Solar Half Breed" by Olivia Lufkin 010
Professional Draculaura 🦇 @jadearia.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Y'all, Mojang announced a new dimension for Minecraft and I am stupid excited. 010
Professional Draculaura 🦇 @jadearia.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Being asked to come into work with a migraine and walking in to the big important meeting with these like y'all brought this on yourselves. 020
Professional Draculaura 🦇 @jadearia.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Scrolling through pilates core workout videos on YouTube like which one of you bitches gets to nearly kill me today. 000
Professional Draculaura 🦇 @jadearia.bsky.social · 17/09/2026@rebeccow.bsky.social New BOI WHAT and he's got more of his raw vocals than the Plankton filter in this one 👀 youtu.be/Bvg9n-sJVjgyoutu.beBOI WHAT - Footsteps of a MonsterYouTube video by BOI WHAT 010
Professional Draculaura 🦇 @jadearia.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Looking for light fixtures and they only come in three styles: * Hotel * Toddler * Half-assed but also mentally ill, while trying to pass it off as creative and chic 000
Professional Draculaura 🦇 @jadearia.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Stuart Little 2: Yep He's Still a Mouse 110
Reposted by Professional Draculaura 🦇InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Walking is for losers. 272512431
Professional Draculaura 🦇 @jadearia.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I don't know why they keep making Fire Emblem games after that one that lets you blow on them. Like do any of the new ones let you blow on them? What's the point? 020
Professional Draculaura 🦇 @jadearia.bsky.social · 09/09/2026This lady in the Tomodachi Life ad made her dog as a pet instead of as a Mii. She's missing out. 010
Professional Draculaura 🦇 @jadearia.bsky.social · 05/09/2026This stealth mission is bullshit. If they get you in their line of sight they're like "we CAUGHT you!" No the fuck you didn't, I can fly and you can't. I can grow giant and walk like ten feet in a single step. You canNOT catch me, you can't! 020
Professional Draculaura 🦇 @jadearia.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I'm trying to buy a dress in Infinity Nikki that requires a special currency that I have to exchange for with a specific kind of bees I can't find. Now I'm running around like WHERE ARE ALL THE FUCKING BEEEES like the scientists in the 2010's. 110
Reposted by Professional Draculaura 🦇Delete System32 @delete-system32.bsky.social · 04/09/2026 10800140
Reposted by Professional Draculaura 🦇gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 04/09/2026found this in the top posts and it succeeds in being very funny while also inducing a borderline homicidal rage 14059931621
Reposted by Professional Draculaura 🦇Professional Draculaura 🦇 @jadearia.bsky.social · 07/05/2024Good news, the neurologist diagnosed me normal and supple. 111
Reposted by Professional Draculaura 🦇Professional Draculaura 🦇 @jadearia.bsky.social · 21/05/2025I wish I had a fat ass like BBQ. 011
Professional Draculaura 🦇 @jadearia.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Trying to find any articles on managing ADHD issues is so depressing and demeaning. They're always just "use timers" and "you're making everyone around you miserable, everyone hates you, just die already" and "tell your ADHD CHILD they fucking SUCK, put them on Adderall so they suck slightly less" 020
Professional Draculaura 🦇 @jadearia.bsky.social · 02/09/2026@rebeccow.bsky.social Did you see this one? www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-4y...youtube.comSeven Lions feat. Kerli - By the Light of the Moon (Official Music Video)YouTube video by Seven Lions 110
Professional Draculaura 🦇 @jadearia.bsky.social · 01/09/2026At least the Tubby Toast is still safe, right? 000
Professional Draculaura 🦇 @jadearia.bsky.social · 31/08/2026You have to be really careful about telling Italians "I'll see you in winter" 000
Professional Draculaura 🦇 @jadearia.bsky.social · 28/08/2026@rebeccow.bsky.social Did you ever listen to this one back in the day? I randomly remembered it last week and was like oh shit I used to LOVE this one. I can't believe I forgot about it. youtu.be/4AYJZvHeKFo?...youtu.be[HD] Block B(블락비) _ NILLILI MAMBO(닐리리 맘보) MVYouTube video by 1theK (원더케이) 110
Professional Draculaura 🦇 @jadearia.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Airport security insisted on swabbing my Wacom tablet for drugs. 020
Reposted by Professional Draculaura 🦇Dr. Phil Acula, Vampire. Not Changing It @msico.bsky.social · 22/08/2026💋 092
