Jacob Carlson @jacobwcarlson.me · 05/10/2026Some pretty great incidental juxtaposition in the TL tonight 020
Jacob Carlson @jacobwcarlson.me · 04/10/2026www.youtube.com/watch?v=uA_3...youtube.comKids in the Hall - Painting a ChairYouTube video by Ricky Shambles 000
Jacob Carlson @jacobwcarlson.me · 04/10/2026www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Jkm...youtube.comKids in the Hall - Gavin - Butcher ShopYouTube video by Ariel Morgan 100
Jacob Carlson @jacobwcarlson.me · 04/10/2026www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-Tt...youtube.comThe Kids in the Hall - Running FaggotYouTube video by Paul Bellini 100
Jacob Carlson @jacobwcarlson.me · 04/10/2026Running F****t and/or Bicycle Kid don't make me choose 120
Jacob Carlson @jacobwcarlson.me · 03/10/2026💯 and I say that as someone who unfortunately grew up there! 010
Jacob Carlson @jacobwcarlson.me · 03/10/2026Oh, then all that considered, let’s see Kansas have a Democratic Senator! For kicks. And to nullify freaking Fetterman. 120
Jacob Carlson @jacobwcarlson.me · 03/10/2026I don't know if this helps or if I'm being too clever by half (and thus unhelpful by double). But due to the vagaries of the two states Talarico is more likely to retain his seat for longer than Hamilton. So long-term it is probably better for Democrats to get Talarico into the Senate than Hamilton. 110
Jacob Carlson @jacobwcarlson.me · 02/10/2026His name is Walter Utermohlen in case other people are wondering: www.mentalhealthandaging.com/william-uter...mentalhealthandaging.comAlzheimer’s Dementia Self-Portraits by William UtermohlenHow William Utermohlen’s Alzheimer’s self-portraits chronicle identity, loss, and meaning—and what every clinician can learn about caring for people with dementia. 0332
Jacob Carlson @jacobwcarlson.me · 01/10/2026"I WAS CURIOUS, HONEY. Sue me for actually acting on it instead of just scrolling title for 90 minutes." 000
Jacob Carlson @jacobwcarlson.me · 01/10/2026I had to re-read the whole thing 3 times to make sure I wasn't missing something obvious. Like, she averaged 7.3 DRBs this season, seems like the sort of thing they would want to highlight. 000
Jacob Carlson @jacobwcarlson.me · 01/10/2026I should start a service (paid) where people can consult me during a variety of situations or considerations and I'll tell them how to be right. It's an enormous market and frankly I'm being selfish by not serving it. 000
Jacob Carlson @jacobwcarlson.me · 01/10/2026The fact that I saw this vehicle in the parking lot for the Whole Foods on Haight St. is a little on the nose. 000
Jacob Carlson @jacobwcarlson.me · 30/09/2026Hey when did blueberries become Large? I don't mind, I enjoy a large berry, it just feels like I missed an announcement or something. 000
Jacob Carlson @jacobwcarlson.me · 30/09/2026There has been an abliterated version of GLM 3.5 on HF for several weeks that is pretty straight-forward to use. You need to apply to the maintainer for access, but that is also straight-forward. If you have questions feel free to DM me. FWIW I am in no way affiliated with the project. 0151
Jacob Carlson @jacobwcarlson.me · 16/09/2026In San Francisco you aren't seeing diesel for less than $8.99, but very few places are willing to crack $9.00 011
Jacob Carlson @jacobwcarlson.me · 16/09/2026So there’s an AI company who just raised a $4.65B seed round. Obviously they’re calling it that as a joke, but that’s just a lot worse. Don’t do that guys. Any of it. Stop doing things of that nature. 000
Reposted by Jacob CarlsonT. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Front page of today's Financial Times at LHR. Fun times ahead! 2436
Jacob Carlson @jacobwcarlson.me · 15/09/2026No man, we can’t go public this year, are you fucking stupid? Do you not get it? If we go public then everyone can see how powerful this shit is and the world will end. God, you people are so dumb sometimes. Just give me more money and stop asking stupid questions. 000
Jacob Carlson @jacobwcarlson.me · 13/09/2026I'm saying it as a professional carnival size-guesser with 30 years on the job. 010
Jacob Carlson @jacobwcarlson.me · 13/09/2026Dear god, Andy Burnham's son is an extraordinarily large one, isn't he? It feels rash to dedicate to memory any British Prime Minister just yet, let alone a PM's progeny. But this lad, as I'm sure he's accustomed to doing, has already just shoved his way into my brain. 201
Jacob Carlson @jacobwcarlson.me · 11/09/2026Once I learned that espresso and tonic can be legitimately good I changed my mind on the idea of non-sugary espresso martinis. I no longer drink, so I haven't had a chance to verify, but intellectually I can see it making sense as a real, bitey cocktail. 001
Jacob Carlson @jacobwcarlson.me · 09/09/2026They started playing God Bless America at baseball games and then never stopped. They should have cut that out before playing around with the extra innings rules and pitch clock. 020
Jacob Carlson @jacobwcarlson.me · 08/09/2026As someone who lived at Elizabeth & Grand from 2001-2004 I would like to say "no fucking shit." www.nytimes.com/2026/09/07/n...nytimes.comAfter 9/11, Documents Suggest New Yorkers Were Misled About Air Quality (Gift Article)New York City officials are making public more than 170,000 pages of documents related to the air quality around the World Trade Center site in the months after the Sept. 11 attacks. 010
Jacob Carlson @jacobwcarlson.me · 08/09/2026I just learned that not only did Linda Blair-- the actor who played the possessed girl in The Exorcist-- date Rick James, but that he would go on to write “Cold Blooded” about her after their breakup. 000
Jacob Carlson @jacobwcarlson.me · 07/09/2026The owners of the Goonies house are remarkably less cool, but it's sort of the same deal. A sign that says "Yes, this is the house. No trespassing. Be quiet. Don't do the Truffle Shuffle." 010
Jacob Carlson @jacobwcarlson.me · 07/09/2026This is your new favorite web site. Remember web sites? They ruled. Before everything was just a link to a discrete piece of content, web sites were places full of interesting and gratifying words all of a theme. This is web site: jtierney.netjtierney.netWhere to Find Me in the Afterlife 110
Jacob Carlson @jacobwcarlson.me · 07/09/2026Oh wow, this rules. TIL that My People have for centuries had their own diagnosis equivalent to CRPS. And Elfshot at least gives a cause beyond the "lol idk, let's put a computer in your spine" I got for the $2M+ spent on American doctors. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elfshoten.wikipedia.orgElfshot - Wikipedia 000
Jacob Carlson @jacobwcarlson.me · 06/09/2026They’re the among the youngest nations in the world, even younger and more self-discordant than we are. Right now they’re still just trying to piss off their parents. 000
Jacob Carlson @jacobwcarlson.me · 01/09/2026“They took the letters from me!” is an amazing lament. 010
Jacob Carlson @jacobwcarlson.me · 01/09/2026I’ve been back in NYFC for 45 minutes and it’s genuinely stupid that I live somewhere else. 010
Jacob Carlson @jacobwcarlson.me · 30/08/2026Is this James Patterson’s ghost writer ghost writing for Mr. Beast under the James Patterson “author brand”? Things are so weird. 000
Jacob Carlson @jacobwcarlson.me · 26/08/2026(if your brain is automatically calling out the ad-libs along with this song then you and I should be friends) 000
Jacob Carlson @jacobwcarlson.me · 26/08/2026www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8bm...youtube.comThe Rocky Horror Picture Show - I'm Going HomeYouTube video by THIRDPROJECT 100
Jacob Carlson @jacobwcarlson.me · 26/08/2026My teenaged kids and their friends feel safer in a Waymo and mostly avoid Ubers. Taxis in Sam Francisco were useless even before Uber, so this is at least one use case for Waymo. 000
Jacob Carlson @jacobwcarlson.me · 25/08/2026Sarah Lawrence College has class interviews this week and apparently a meeting for FLMH 3149 R 1 "Divadom and Drag" was meeting when the Dolly news broke. Can you imagine being in a Zoom of prospective students for a course in Divadom and Drag when you got news that Dolly Fucking Parton had died? 000
Jacob Carlson @jacobwcarlson.me · 25/08/2026“I was thinking about what a friend had said, I was hoping it was a lie” 000
Reposted by Jacob CarlsonWilliam Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/08/2026[Exit Queen.] 2063894411012
Jacob Carlson @jacobwcarlson.me · 19/08/2026I did this my freshman (and only) year of college. I always got an F with increasingly perplexed, then pleading, and then annoyed comments asking what the fuck I thought I was doing. 110
