Jacob Hatton @jacobhashishaton.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Full respect, voting Reform for love of the game 030
Jacob Hatton @jacobhashishaton.bsky.social · 27/09/2026INT Colleague: so what did you guys do last night? Me (waggles eyebrows): we broke in the new bed, if you know what I mean… [CUT TO] EXT A field We’re running breathless through a field, trying to fit a noose round a bucking Ottoman 020
Jacob Hatton @jacobhashishaton.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Four more years at least lads, get your bucket list in 😎 000
Jacob Hatton @jacobhashishaton.bsky.social · 16/09/2026The tone switch in holding music when you get out through from the normal hold to the bereavement department hold music >>> 010
Jacob Hatton @jacobhashishaton.bsky.social · 09/09/2026We need to have a serious look at snooker players 021
Reposted by Jacob HattonToby Buckle @polphilpod.bsky.social · 09/09/2026the uk media's staggering increase in anti-trans coverage shows they can bite & hold they're *choosing* not to for fascist street violence 232489
Jacob Hatton @jacobhashishaton.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Need some BlueSky transport dorks to do a long read on the optimum Bristol Temple Meads link to the spaceship that takes you to mars 010
Jacob Hatton @jacobhashishaton.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Cowards. A true critic would have given it a 3 with room for improvement 021
Jacob Hatton @jacobhashishaton.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Presume the sentence is “I must not stab my teacher in the head”, but how many times does he have to write it? 040
Jacob Hatton @jacobhashishaton.bsky.social · 15/08/2026People are enjoying the thing I made, even with its lack of archeology. It’d be lovely to see you there (2125 at Hoots, Nicolson Square) 010
Jacob Hatton @jacobhashishaton.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Short king season is over. Rat king is here. Me and the boys are out here snuffling. We’re skittering about. Our tails are intertwined. No bin is safe. 020
Jacob Hatton @jacobhashishaton.bsky.social · 22/07/2026We’ll all get old so fair play to her for working out a way to do it professionally 010
Jacob Hatton @jacobhashishaton.bsky.social · 19/07/2026The people’s final was England France. Goals, end to end, no woken nonsense at half time and baddies on camera instead of celebrities. 010
Jacob Hatton @jacobhashishaton.bsky.social · 19/07/2026The first work in progress of our new compilation, Bin Fire 🗑️ 🔥 was everything I wanted it to be. Absolute insanity. Can’t wait to run it this summer at Fringe. 010
Jacob Hatton @jacobhashishaton.bsky.social · 08/07/2026This is like the “you can’t live on London on under £80k” chat. London is mind blowingly expensive and the HENRY thing is a real phenomenon especially when you have young children. However, it’s not £1.5m for a modest home 020
Jacob Hatton @jacobhashishaton.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Ticket link 🎫 www.edfringe.com/tickets/what...edfringe.comBabes in arms policy: Babies are not allowed in the venue, please refer to the age suitability for the show 000
Jacob Hatton @jacobhashishaton.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Flyer for my #edfringe show this year. I’m absurdly proud of it. It’s about history, grief, heartbreak and kebabs. It’s the most intensely vulnerable thing I’ve ever written but it’s also really bloody funny. 120
Jacob Hatton @jacobhashishaton.bsky.social · 06/07/2026I saw a very early WIP of this and it was already brilliant. Buy your tickets 🤝🧜♀️🏴 1303
Jacob Hatton @jacobhashishaton.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Thomas Tuchel *forseeing that at some point he would need 45 minutes of the most forbidden Haramball possible*: Bring me Dan Burn and Jon Stones 000
Jacob Hatton @jacobhashishaton.bsky.social · 06/07/2026The England team has good vibes despite playing 50 minute of pure Haramball. I’m having a blast this summer and then going back to Fringe in August. It’s 2018. I’m young (ish) again. Thank you Thomas Tuchel and the gang. 020
Reposted by Jacob HattonJacob Hatton @jacobhashishaton.bsky.social · 06/07/2026“I know that was then but it could be again” rising to unprecedented levels 🦁 🦁 🦁 121
Jacob Hatton @jacobhashishaton.bsky.social · 06/07/2026“I know that was then but it could be again” rising to unprecedented levels 🦁 🦁 🦁 121
Jacob Hatton @jacobhashishaton.bsky.social · 03/07/2026We’re going to do it lads 🦁 🦁 🦁 youtu.be/L857KaOKoD4?...youtu.beMike Basset England Manager - We ARE better than the MexicansYouTube video by michaelmccamley007 000
Jacob Hatton @jacobhashishaton.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Im going to put baked beans in a taco shell for breakfast when we batter this lot at altitude 🏴 🏴 🏴 100
Jacob Hatton @jacobhashishaton.bsky.social · 02/07/2026I’m doing some work in progress shows and it’s be absolutely perfect if you came along 100
Jacob Hatton @jacobhashishaton.bsky.social · 23/06/2026We prefer Nigerian Jollof 🇳🇬 #englandghana 000
Jacob Hatton @jacobhashishaton.bsky.social · 22/06/2026“Now this technology is pretty new but I’m pretty sure that’s Andy Burnham rotating there. His body temperature has reached over 200 degrees. He’s literally roasting in his own juices” 030
Jacob Hatton @jacobhashishaton.bsky.social · 12/06/2026More on the Substack open.substack.com/pub/jacobhat... 000
Jacob Hatton @jacobhashishaton.bsky.social · 07/06/2026A boy should be allowed to go abroad with his friends as a little treat 020
Jacob Hatton @jacobhashishaton.bsky.social · 07/06/2026I have a long running bit with my friend where we pretend to be each others’ nefarious vizier/stooge which is (a) a good bit and (b) I would actually like a vizier 010
Jacob Hatton @jacobhashishaton.bsky.social · 01/06/2026For a man the struggle is enough. One must imagine Axios happy - Albert Camus 1675
Jacob Hatton @jacobhashishaton.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Really lovely to see some of the @coherentcomedy.bsky.social family irl. (IRL is an otherwise horrifying place). One more show to go today, candidly, tickets are slow for today’s show so it’d be an unreal time for you to decide to see a little Hatton 040
Reposted by Jacob Hattoncrockpothatlady.bsky.social @crockpothatlady.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Excellent Brighton Fringe shows today from @coherentcomedy.bsky.social alumni @zoethorne.bsky.social and @jacobhashishaton.bsky.social! Both legends, definitely worth sitting in a hot box for, even on a day this toasty. 081
Jacob Hatton @jacobhashishaton.bsky.social · 12/05/2026If this isn’t called I Thought You Was Dead then what are we even doing here 000
Jacob Hatton @jacobhashishaton.bsky.social · 11/05/2026My local cinema closed to the usual cacophony of petitions and letter writing, (it was also a “community space” ie a place you could just be during the day, especially useful for mums etc) - but as one of the people who did go regularly, not even close to enough people did 010
Jacob Hatton @jacobhashishaton.bsky.social · 09/05/2026I honestly think some tories are almost relieved that they don’t have to bother with a mass coalition appeal anymore, as long as they can chunter around with their golf club friends and city workers they’ll be the Lib Dems to Reform’s big new labour - the occasional honourable dissent 000
Jacob Hatton @jacobhashishaton.bsky.social · 09/05/2026Kemi could happily lead some coalition of Nick 30 Ans voters twinned with upwardly mobile ethnic minority right wingers whilst Reform run the country. She’d have all the fun. 110
Reposted by Jacob HattonAlex Kitson @alexkitson.bsky.social · 04/05/2026Yesterday I put my two Edinburgh Fringe shows from 2024+2025 to YouTube. One got nominated for a few awards and the other was one of the best reviewed shows at the festival. Link in bio 132
Jacob Hatton @jacobhashishaton.bsky.social · 30/04/2026Immigration, largely as a result of the reforms already made by the tories is about to absolutely crater and we’ll be worse off for it but no, just one more reform bro, that’ll make it work 000
