Alex Kitson @alexkitson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Sometimes I wonder why my reels don't do so well and then I'm like 'oh yeah' 030
Alex Kitson @alexkitson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I ran a standup open mic for years and this is just what audiences do when there’s a prick on the stage bombing really hard on purpose 030
Alex Kitson @alexkitson.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Feeling an ancestral urge to defend the Kingdom of Mercia rn 001
Alex Kitson @alexkitson.bsky.social · 20/08/2026if you did badly in your science GCSE today don't worry - one day you might write a dodgy one liner about it in your fringe show. (You will still need a day job though to fund that obviously so fingers crossed you did alright in some other stuff) 020
Reposted by Alex KitsonChortle @chortle.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Why men communicate through humourdlvr.itWhy men communicate through humourBy Edinburgh Fringe double act Burger And A Pint 011
Alex Kitson @alexkitson.bsky.social · 25/07/2026I’m in the Times today! Tickets to my fringe show ARE still available 010
Alex Kitson @alexkitson.bsky.social · 22/07/2026My book "embarrassment (and my usual excuses)" is now available on a niche, indie website you may not of heard of called "Amazon". Other ways to buy it are available but anyone who buys it from anywhere gets a big 'ol kiss from me amzn.eu/d/0b5laagHamzn.euembarrassment (and my usual excuses): storiesBuy embarrassment (and my usual excuses): stories by Kitson, Alex (ISBN: 9781066729296) from Amazon's Book Store. Everyday low prices and free delivery on eligible orders. 030
Alex Kitson @alexkitson.bsky.social · 15/07/2026My book is out next week - but you can preorder a signed copy of it HERE ko-fi.com/s/3984568233 020
Alex Kitson @alexkitson.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Why have they stuck the only female pundit in a kitchen 050
Alex Kitson @alexkitson.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Always maintained that the successor of Pope John-Paul should have been Pope George-Ringo 040
Alex Kitson @alexkitson.bsky.social · 23/05/2026They say you are what you eat. But I’ve never eaten a formulaic joke writer 010
Alex Kitson @alexkitson.bsky.social · 20/05/2026I’ve finished my book. It will be available to buy soon. More to follow as we get it 040
Alex Kitson @alexkitson.bsky.social · 08/05/2026why doesn’t Jaws end with “Fin” - it’s right there come on spielberg be a laugh for once 080
Alex Kitson @alexkitson.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Feeling proud of myself rn. It’s been ages since my last fall 110
Reposted by Alex KitsonHare LockwoOoOoOod @harelockwood.com · 04/05/2026Cannot wait to watch these! Highly rec. 111
Alex Kitson @alexkitson.bsky.social · 04/05/2026Yesterday I put my two Edinburgh Fringe shows from 2024+2025 to YouTube. One got nominated for a few awards and the other was one of the best reviewed shows at the festival. Link in bio 132
Alex Kitson @alexkitson.bsky.social · 30/04/2026I’m putting both my hours of standup on YouTube on Sunday if that is of interest 011
Alex Kitson @alexkitson.bsky.social · 20/04/2026I never understood osmosis at school. Hard to say exactly why, but whenever my teacher mentioned it my brain would go from a level of high concentration to a level of low concentration 080
Reposted by Alex KitsonAlex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 18/04/2026It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way 96155253053
Alex Kitson @alexkitson.bsky.social · 05/04/2026don't say “i asked Al for medical advice” just say “l got an appointment with the Chat GP” 000
Alex Kitson @alexkitson.bsky.social · 03/04/2026I was so bad at ballet as a kid my teacher told me I should move to County Durham and work down a mine 150
Alex Kitson @alexkitson.bsky.social · 02/04/2026If you give a skeleton a hickey you’re a Neck-Romancer 020
Reposted by Alex KitsonChortle @chortle.bsky.social · 31/03/2026Our worldbeating comedy circuit is worth celebratingdlvr.itOur worldbeating comedy circuit is worth celebratingChortle editor Steve Bennett on Live Comedy Day 001
Alex Kitson @alexkitson.bsky.social · 22/02/2026Anyone in Bristol at 6pm this eve? Come along and see me work out my new show? Tickets as cheap as I could make ‘em 010
Alex Kitson @alexkitson.bsky.social · 21/02/2026Doesn’t quite roll off the tounge as much as the first two if I’m honest 000
Alex Kitson @alexkitson.bsky.social · 17/02/2026Why don’t the government just pay for next day delivery 000
Alex Kitson @alexkitson.bsky.social · 17/02/2026‘Shadow cabinet’ always sounded weirdly super-villain-y to me until today 000
Alex Kitson @alexkitson.bsky.social · 17/02/2026Farage is unveiling Reform’s senior team like Swackhammer announces the Monstars in Space Jam 100
Alex Kitson @alexkitson.bsky.social · 15/02/2026Bad words for good things (Bad Bitches and Dirty Burgers) 010
Alex Kitson @alexkitson.bsky.social · 13/02/2026I think I’ve possibly just got the most ‘Reddit guy’ notification of all time 000
Reposted by Alex KitsonAlex Kitson @alexkitson.bsky.social · 03/02/2026Joke about Lions. I pull a funny face after I act out me in a Pizza Hut so much to enjoy here 🦁 021
Alex Kitson @alexkitson.bsky.social · 06/02/2026They, ironically, need someone with deep pockets to stick their hand up 020
