jacob galapagos @jacobgalapagos.bsky.social · 15/10/2026And I’m definitely not going again next year 120
jacob galapagos @jacobgalapagos.bsky.social · 15/10/2026I literally said it to you when I came to chicago 110
jacob galapagos @jacobgalapagos.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Well it’s like I always say: nothing a little twincest can’t fix! 8703
jacob galapagos @jacobgalapagos.bsky.social · 14/10/2026For those confused gay guy style just refers to an electrical fire rather than gasoline 030
jacob galapagos @jacobgalapagos.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Troye sivan if you don’t come to Arizona on tour I’m pushing the entirety of Australia under the ocean 080
jacob galapagos @jacobgalapagos.bsky.social · 13/10/2026She smiled in spite of all the things wrong with this world 110
jacob galapagos @jacobgalapagos.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Critically acclaimed “the smiling grinner knows the world’s its dinner” 000
jacob galapagos @jacobgalapagos.bsky.social · 13/10/2026The only thing I’m facing is the wall !!! 120
jacob galapagos @jacobgalapagos.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Alright group piss in ten minutes everyone, we’re figuring this out 180
jacob galapagos @jacobgalapagos.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Like this doesn’t center queer joy for me… 070
jacob galapagos @jacobgalapagos.bsky.social · 12/10/2026It’s important for us all to laugh even while we pee 040
jacob galapagos @jacobgalapagos.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Oh my god I forgot at the gay bar last night I was peeing, which can take a hot sec bc I get pee shy, and the guy to my right looked at me and shouted “FOCUS… FOCUS” like I will light the dynamite right now and take us all down 91332
jacob galapagos @jacobgalapagos.bsky.social · 11/10/2026It’s pride in phx Arizona and I do love gay people. Is that allowed? Is that okay? 3390
jacob galapagos @jacobgalapagos.bsky.social · 09/10/2026What happens if you take an edible off of 3 hours of sleep do they kill you 3240
jacob galapagos @jacobgalapagos.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I’d have to start killing them like I can’t be this distracted at work 130
jacob galapagos @jacobgalapagos.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I’ve seen examples in the opposite direction… let’s improve this feature please 💙 110
jacob galapagos @jacobgalapagos.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Bluesky telling me I need to verify my age bc it thinks I’m in Texas. Close! I’m actually in Montreal 💙 4480
jacob galapagos @jacobgalapagos.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Due to circumstances completely in my control I am in Canada 3720
jacob galapagos @jacobgalapagos.bsky.social · 04/10/2026They know we can’t be trusted with an infinite leather glitch 030
jacob galapagos @jacobgalapagos.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Tugged hard on the sides of my penis and regrew my foreskin instantly 7830
jacob galapagos @jacobgalapagos.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I’m just going to the store to the store, I’m just going to the store. You might not see me anymore anymore, I just got a gun from the store 1261
jacob galapagos @jacobgalapagos.bsky.social · 30/09/2026If it was just you I would go outside and beat you to death 130
jacob galapagos @jacobgalapagos.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I have taken an edible for the first time in a while and- wait … what was that 3641
jacob galapagos @jacobgalapagos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Deep dish pussy is being made as I listen more 120
