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Oh haha I want to buy Witcher 3 on steam but I can't because I don't have a credit card. Fuck Valve and fuck the Australian Government

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jacobbles @jacobbles.bsky.social · 12h

Oh the main character of Bluesky today is named Jacob, let's see why everyone is talking about this chap then ...ah

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jacobbles @jacobbles.bsky.social · 12h

So depressed that I actually clicked on and then purchased something from an Instagram ad. It's dire

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jacobbles @jacobbles.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

My man remains unbeatable. No matter what and against all odds you can always count on him to have an insane take all just to glaze the brand he loves so much. It's incredible dedication. He's talking about fucking World of Warcraft by the way lmao

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jacobbles @jacobbles.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Thank you everyone for your well-wishes. You gave generously but unfortunately it wasn't enough. Sometimes a critter is just too beautiful and pure for this world, and he was one such creature. I can't put into words what this cat meant to me. He will be dearly missed. I love you, little man.

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jacobbles @jacobbles.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

For those who don't know Paddington, let me introduce you to my sweet darling angel boy. Paddington is in a bad spot and he needs your positive vibes to get through the next few days. He is an unwell cat and has some scary vet appointments coming up. Please lend him your genki.

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jacobbles @jacobbles.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Everyone dunking on the Stellar Blade guy for wanting to make a Bayonetta game but as someone who has actually finished both Bayo 3 and Stellar Blade I say fuck it, let him have it

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jacobbles @jacobbles.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Hey! if you as a news outlet use the "Xbox Reset" branding to refer to Microsoft's mass layoffs and destruction of the industry and countless lives, then maybe you should step in front of my Honda

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jacobbles @jacobbles.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

No. We are not doing news coverage about the new sound effect that plays when you unlock Xbox achievements. We're not doing that

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Greg Jericho @grogsgamut.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Concern? How about arrest the f*cker?? Cripes. If you or I hacked Medicare, the AFP would bash down our doors. AI does it? Oopsies! I am concerned! www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...

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Anthony Albanese says OpenAI agent hacked Medicare and he expressed ‘extreme concern’ to Sam Altman

Prime minister says he told chief executive he was disappointed it had taken company ‘way too long’ to inform government of breach

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jacobbles @jacobbles.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

anthony albanese, honda, etc etc

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MattoBii @mattobii.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

We still haven't been mean enough to the people who kept insisting that Xbox's acquisitions were a good thing and that anyone who said otherwise was a Sony fanboy or paranoid.

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jacobbles @jacobbles.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

matt booty: it's honda time

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jacobbles @jacobbles.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I wish I was good at writing so I could properly express my feelings about Ocarina of Time and the effect it had on me, but I wouldn't be able to do it justice. It's still my favourite game- it has been ever since I played it in 1998. Nothing before or since has matched how it made me feel.

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jacobbles @jacobbles.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I think Bungie leadership should be [redacted] [redacted]

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jacobbles @jacobbles.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

thinking about striving for a better tomorrow. is that allowed?

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MapQuest @mapquest.com · 20/09/2026

A heartfelt thank you to all the Questies out there. It keeps us going.

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jacobbles @jacobbles.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Started up Fire Emblem. Am I supposed to have no idea what the fuck is going on here?

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jacobbles @jacobbles.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Resident Evil was such a good time. I laughed so much. Brian is my new favourite RE character

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jacobbles @jacobbles.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I didn't buy Fire Emblem from EB, I don't ship at EB, nobody should, but my friend went to our local today to grab a copy and they were sold out- they got three copies. What's happening here

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jacobbles @jacobbles.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Finished MGS4 for the first time in... Forever. Kojima... I kneel. This shit was stupid as hell and I loved every second

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jacobbles @jacobbles.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

feeling silly. might buy the new Fire Emblem even though Three Houses is the only one I've ever enjoyed and I absolutely don't have time to play it

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jacobbles @jacobbles.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Okay this age verification thing on Steam is really doing my fucking head in. So if you don't have a credit card you're basically shit out of luck. For some reason they don't offer any other way to prove your age? My Steam account is 21 years old for fucks sake

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jacobbles @jacobbles.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

booked tickets to see Resident Evil in D-box. I've never seen anything in d-box before and I'm excited. It sounds so stupid

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jacobbles @jacobbles.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Okay fine. I'll add my credit card to Steam. But it won't let me. It gives me a nondescript "unexpected error" whenever I try to do it. So what's the fucking point of this. Why is everything bad now. Remember when you could just buy stuff

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jacobbles @jacobbles.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

why is my timeline full of vague posts about Ed fucking Sheeran. why do people suddenly care about that guy. I'm so tired

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Florence @justflorence.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Any teaser for something that's not coming out for more than a year is not for your consumption, it's a funny trick the company is playing on their prospective shareholders, who lack object permanence and need clear indicators that they will soon get Big Money

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Häschen Schwartz🐰👑VILLAINOUS VTUBER @schwartzsama.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Just noticed a hero pulling out his randomly generated cards to choose between 3 skills and attacks. Fuck you. Get the fuck out of my dungeon.

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jacobbles @jacobbles.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Nintendo's big game announcement: Here's something you can play in about six months. Here's a bunch of footage and a hype trailer. Blizzards big announcement: we are starting something that might be out in 2030. Here's the logo. Also that's not the actual logo. We haven't made the real one yet

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jacobbles @jacobbles.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

If you announce a game and say it's coming out in 2030... first of all no it's not. It's never coming out. Secondly, are you not embarassed?

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jacobbles @jacobbles.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

You'd have to be the biggest idiot on earth to be excited about Blizzard stuff at this point. Owned by the genocide company and incapable of releasing games, who is impressed by these announcem- oh

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Kris Wolfheart @kriswolfhe.art · 11/09/2026

Sony has spent 6 years wasting as much money as possible on acquisitions and service slop (yet still having record revenue because of their rent-seeking!) but the moment it seems like it might actually result in a video game coming out they get cold feet? Get real.

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jacobbles @jacobbles.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

MGS4 crashed and I lost my whole evenings progress

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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

this bit from skill up's review of wolverine knocked me on my ass, it feels like something that wouldve come out of one of those focus m parody videos but its in a real triple A game

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James Wood @omgmorejames.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

My village Kakariko is so beautiful when the sun is low

Kakariko Village from Ocarina of Time as seen in early evening

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jacobbles @jacobbles.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

what do you mean the wolverine game has Troy Baker AND Debra Wilson. Fucking hell man I'm so over it

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Jiikae @jiikae.com · 10/09/2026

The “Big 3” gaming platforms are actually Nintendo, PC and a Chinese emulation device of your choosing.

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jacobbles @jacobbles.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I would have bought Physint on my PS5 but now I'll be buying it on my Steam Machine. Same as every other digital game going forward. I guess they don't want to make money any more

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jacobbles @jacobbles.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Genuinely what the fuck is Sony's plan

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Noel [from GigaBoots] 🏳️‍⚧️ @gigaboots.com · 10/09/2026

PlayStation is a completely rotten institution, incapable of delivering their own cynical, sanitized idea of what games should be. They’re a mindless creature, attacking & consuming the industry and should be put down. I look forward to their imminent implosion, good luck w/ PS6, you chucklefucks.

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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 10/09/2026

i know after having his loyalty betrayed big boss took money from war criminals to fund his dream but this is a bit on the nose

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kv @trepegroupie1.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

jokes on you we don't have to press discs if we have no games coming out

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