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jacobbles @jacobbles.bsky.social · 15h

sick of hearing about the unfortunately named youtuber who turned out to be a r*pist. get him off my timeline thanks. throw him into the bin and lets never speak of him again. may he die unloved and in obscurity.

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jacobbles @jacobbles.bsky.social · 15h

"First 30" implies there's going to be a second 30

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jacobbles @jacobbles.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

UNEXPECTED ITEM IN BAGGING AREA

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jacobbles @jacobbles.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Thank you this is good to know!

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jacobbles @jacobbles.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I haven't played Control since it came out and I've forgotten a lot of it- should I replay it before Resonant for a refresher, or after?

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jacobbles @jacobbles.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Why does it feel like every company in this stupid industry is in a "slamming your own dick in the car door" competition

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jacobbles @jacobbles.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

one day I'll go and just wander around handing out USB sticks that contain the exe for MelonDS and a ROM of Dragon Quest V

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jacobbles @jacobbles.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I will not be at PAX because I'm too poor and didn't plan ahead for it but now I have some FOMO, can't lie. Also I'm not a member of the australian gamer bluesky elite, so nobody would hang out with me even if I were there

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Fuck the govt for requiring age verification in the first place and fuck valve for only offering it via a credit card check. I don't have a credit card! I live within my means!

Oh haha I want to buy Witcher 3 on steam but I can't because I don't have a credit card. Fuck Valve and fuck the Australian Government

Oh the main character of Bluesky today is named Jacob, let's see why everyone is talking about this chap then ...ah

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jacobbles @jacobbles.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

So depressed that I actually clicked on and then purchased something from an Instagram ad. It's dire

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My man remains unbeatable. No matter what and against all odds you can always count on him to have an insane take all just to glaze the brand he loves so much. It's incredible dedication. He's talking about fucking World of Warcraft by the way lmao

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jacobbles @jacobbles.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Thank you everyone for your well-wishes. You gave generously but unfortunately it wasn't enough. Sometimes a critter is just too beautiful and pure for this world, and he was one such creature. I can't put into words what this cat meant to me. He will be dearly missed. I love you, little man.

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jacobbles @jacobbles.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

For those who don't know Paddington, let me introduce you to my sweet darling angel boy. Paddington is in a bad spot and he needs your positive vibes to get through the next few days. He is an unwell cat and has some scary vet appointments coming up. Please lend him your genki.

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jacobbles @jacobbles.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

It's nothing amazing but it's much better than Bayo 3

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jacobbles @jacobbles.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Everyone dunking on the Stellar Blade guy for wanting to make a Bayonetta game but as someone who has actually finished both Bayo 3 and Stellar Blade I say fuck it, let him have it

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jacobbles @jacobbles.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

and also... you can save your CC info on PS5 for one click checkout anyway. The only thing I think this would be useful for is children pinching their parents cards to do transactions that Sony will not refund :^)

Ah fuck that makes it even more complicated. Kinda surprised they didn't change those things for different controllers

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Y should be yellow, not green!

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Also, it's easier on PS5 because the colour of the button prompts lines up with the controller button colours. Based on your video it looks like they've just changed the inputs to ABXY but left the colours unchanged from the PS version which makes it harder than it needs to be

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They do should an HD remaster of this game

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Amazing sequence but bad minigame imo. It's a shame. It returns in Rebirth too and it's only marginally easier to read

jacobbles @jacobbles.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Oh noooo you didn't like Tony? I'm so keen to see that

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Xbox are calling it that because they're attempting to do PR spin. That's obviously gross but we expect that from them and I get why they're doing it. If you're a "journalist" and you're also calling it that then you can get all the way fucked

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jacobbles @jacobbles.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Hey! if you as a news outlet use the "Xbox Reset" branding to refer to Microsoft's mass layoffs and destruction of the industry and countless lives, then maybe you should step in front of my Honda

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jacobbles @jacobbles.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

now this is what I call relatable content