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I'm wondering, can someone fix the Mariners?

Has anyone heard from the Etsy witch

I wonder if Jimothy can hit lefties

Fine, I will listen to the Mariners game on my porch GOMS

Jack Parker @jackwparker.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Good morning! Go Mariners, and FDT!!!

Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 28/09/2024

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The craziest shit for me is that there's an audio recording of Donald Trump asking for Georgia officials to "find votes" in 2020 and he's running now. How is that not instantly disqualifying? We HEARD him. Not Meadows. Not Giuliani. How is asking officials for votes (with proof) not instant jail?

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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Trump is the Diarrhea President

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Jack Parker @jackwparker.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Guys I just spoke to Mitch McConnell for about 12.2 minutes and he assured me that photo is definitely from today and not 2 years ago

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For anyone critiquing Randy's trident-guitaring saying he's doing it wrong I need you to hear me when I say HE'S PLAYING BASS GUYS

The Seattle Mariners are the most hilarious team in professional sports and it's not close

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He should do it more often imo

Personally I think the Mariners should do this more often

𝕮𝖔𝖔𝖕® @ohnocoop.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

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I just spent 20 minutes on the phone with Lindsey Graham and he said it’s hot as fuck down there.

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A hit with RISP? By the Mariners?

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Jack Parker @jackwparker.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Regretfully I have decided to listen to the Mariners game

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Baseball is dumb

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Jack Parker @jackwparker.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

In this case the word shit is definitely more appropriate than poop

Jack Parker @jackwparker.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Me and the Mariners are on a break rn until they get their shit together

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Jack Parker @jackwparker.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Playing a big show in my hometown this Friday! Would love to see some buddies. (This means you ❤️)

Show flyer for Hot Spring Water, Chris King, and Jack Parker at Manette Saloon in Bremerton Friday July 10 at 8pm

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Jack Parker @jackwparker.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

More like Bryan Wow (so sorry)

Jack Parker @jackwparker.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

This is a very underrated skeet tbh

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Jack Parker @jackwparker.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Sorry to hear this. Sending healing vibes your way my friend! 🫶

Jack Parker @jackwparker.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Do you guys ever just eat an entire sleeve of Ritz crackers in one sitting or are you normal

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Jack Parker @jackwparker.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Listening to Rick call the game on radio tonight (as I usually do) after he was off for the road trip and not hearing him for almost 2 weeks really reminded me we should be savoring every bit of his voice while we still can. Love you, Rizzs. 🥹💙

Jack Parker @jackwparker.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Got to see my old bud Mike tonight.

Mike Herrera and Jack Parker of MxPx and Tumbledown

Jack Parker @jackwparker.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

I know we are trying to keep it light on here but Elon Musk should go fuck himself 😘

Jack Parker @jackwparker.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

I never wanna hear 1-877 Kars 4 kids again