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Jack Parker

@jackwparker.bsky.social

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He/Him Song-maker from the PNW - Owner of Homegrown Recording Co. jackparkermusic.com

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Jack Parker @jackwparker.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

LeBron should have signed with the Mariners if all he wanted was a championship

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Jack Parker @jackwparker.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

The Mariners are now 3-0 since I stopped listening to the games so I guess you know what that means

Jack Parker @jackwparker.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Don't play with my emotions, at Mariners 🔱

Jack Parker @jackwparker.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

2026 Mariners: cooked

Jack Parker @jackwparker.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Has anyone heard from the Etsy witch

Jack Parker @jackwparker.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

I wonder if Jimothy can hit lefties

Jack Parker @jackwparker.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Fine, I will listen to the Mariners game on my porch GOMS

Guy wearing sunglasses

Jack Parker @jackwparker.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Good morning! Go Mariners, and FDT!!!

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 28/09/2024

The craziest shit for me is that there's an audio recording of Donald Trump asking for Georgia officials to "find votes" in 2020 and he's running now. How is that not instantly disqualifying? We HEARD him. Not Meadows. Not Giuliani. How is asking officials for votes (with proof) not instant jail?

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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Trump is the Diarrhea President

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NPR @npr.org · 14/07/2026

The payment comes three years after a jury found President Trump liable for sexually abusing and defaming the writer. n.pr/4f3AmHA

E. Jean Carroll receives $5.6 million from Trump in sexual abuse and defamation case

The payment comes three years after a jury found President Trump liable for sexually abusing and defaming the writer.

Jack Parker @jackwparker.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Guys I just spoke to Mitch McConnell for about 12.2 minutes and he assured me that photo is definitely from today and not 2 years ago

Jack Parker @jackwparker.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

For anyone critiquing Randy's trident-guitaring saying he's doing it wrong I need you to hear me when I say HE'S PLAYING BASS GUYS

Jack Parker @jackwparker.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

The Seattle Mariners are the most hilarious team in professional sports and it's not close

Jack Parker @jackwparker.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Who even is this team

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Jack Parker @jackwparker.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Personally I think the Mariners should do this more often

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𝕮𝖔𝖔𝖕® @ohnocoop.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

I just spent 20 minutes on the phone with Lindsey Graham and he said it’s hot as fuck down there.

Jack Parker @jackwparker.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

A hit with RISP? By the Mariners?

Jack Parker @jackwparker.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Regretfully I have decided to listen to the Mariners game

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Jack Parker @jackwparker.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Baseball is dumb

Jack Parker @jackwparker.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Me and the Mariners are on a break rn until they get their shit together

Jack Parker @jackwparker.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Playing a big show in my hometown this Friday! Would love to see some buddies. (This means you ❤️)

Show flyer for Hot Spring Water, Chris King, and Jack Parker at Manette Saloon in Bremerton Friday July 10 at 8pm

Jack Parker @jackwparker.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

More like Bryan Wow (so sorry)

Jack Parker @jackwparker.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Do you guys ever just eat an entire sleeve of Ritz crackers in one sitting or are you normal

Jack Parker @jackwparker.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Baseball is dumb

Jack Parker @jackwparker.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Listening to Rick call the game on radio tonight (as I usually do) after he was off for the road trip and not hearing him for almost 2 weeks really reminded me we should be savoring every bit of his voice while we still can. Love you, Rizzs. 🥹💙

Jack Parker @jackwparker.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Got to see my old bud Mike tonight.

Mike Herrera and Jack Parker of MxPx and Tumbledown

Jack Parker @jackwparker.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

I know we are trying to keep it light on here but Elon Musk should go fuck himself 😘

Jack Parker @jackwparker.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

I'm 49 and just got carded for N/A beer 😂

Jack Parker @jackwparker.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

I know it's dumb to let baseball affect your mental health, but this win streak has been really helpful for mine. GOMS. 🔱

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To Love a Mariner Podcast @toloveamariner.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

Back spasm for Naylor, per Dan WIlson postgame. Felt tight when he returned to the dugout after hitting the home run. "Day-to-day."

Jack Parker @jackwparker.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

But most-importantly, HAPPY PRIDE, FRIENDS. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

Jack Parker @jackwparker.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

Hey guys. GUYS. The Mariners. 🔱

Jack Parker @jackwparker.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

Guys the Mariners are making me feel things that are kinda weird (complimentary)

Jack Parker @jackwparker.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

Hey so ummm I hate to ask, but the Seattle Mariners??

Jack Parker @jackwparker.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

Hey guys can we please quit covering Wagon Wheel ok thanks love you bye

Jack Parker @jackwparker.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

Starting over in your 40's means buying an iron and ironing board and maybe a new vacuum if I'm lucky

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Jack Parker @jackwparker.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

I recently moved to Kingston, and DAMN people start their blowers and mowers EARLY here 😭

Jack Parker @jackwparker.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

That's my number one backup catcher

Jack Parker @jackwparker.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

Oh

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Jack Parker @jackwparker.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

I'm not sure who needs to hear this but you should probably go roll up your car windows

Jack Parker @jackwparker.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

wtf am I supposed to with myself if there's no mariners game to stress about

Jack Parker @jackwparker.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

Gonna start posting from this account more. Going through some shit, and could use some pals.

Jack Parker @jackwparker.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

For the record, he is playing bass here 🔱

Jack Parker @jackwparker.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

Music hot take: Kacey Musgraves > Taylor Swift

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Jack Parker @jackwparker.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

The Seattle Mariners (complimentary)

Jack Parker @jackwparker.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

As a straight cis man I will never fully understand the need for other straight cis men to just go around spitting everywhere plz explain

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Jack Parker @jackwparker.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

I just came back over to this account to say space is cool and fuck Donald Trump, ok love you bye

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Did the Astros lose? @didcheaterslose.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

Happy Opening Day, bitches. YES. Yes they did.

Jack Parker @jackwparker.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

OPENING DAY GOMSSSSS