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Jack Wellborn

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Work in ad tech. Live in Texas. Oh god, what have I done with my life!?

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"Three, two, one, let's jam!"
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By Cory Doctorow (GPG 0xBF3D9110957E5F4C) @doctorow.pluralistic.net · 05/10/2026
We're repeatedly told that the killer app for pervert glasses - Meta's AI-enabled camera glasses and their imitators - is that they will remind you of someone's name and spare you the social awkwardness of not recognizing them.
Medieval peasants working the fields in front of a walled city. Their overseer rides a horse; his head has been replaced with a robotic camera. From all sides, gory, anatomical eyeballs intrude upon the scene, each one with a different colored iris.
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Jack Wellborn @jackwellborn.com · 28/09/2026
Claiming a "being right" point.
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jon christian @jonchristian.net · 24/09/2026
horrible day to have eyes futurism.com/artificial-i...
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People Are Already Lusting After Meta's New AI Assistant Muse
People are already posting absurd, sexual memes of Meta's new AI assistant Muse, including Meta's own Alexandr Wang.
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Jack Wellborn @jackwellborn.com · 24/09/2026
My parents were skeptical of video games so I didn't get a system until I was 12. That system was the GameBoy and this was the game that completely sucked me in.
A screenshot showing the title screen of The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening.
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 24/09/2026
Porco Rosso mural, Mexico City
Porco in the cockpit of his plane smoking a cigarette and giving a thumbs up
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Jack Wellborn @jackwellborn.com · 22/09/2026
It's not often an already promising and relatively new head coach is given the opportunity to become a legend this early in his career.
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Jack Wellborn @jackwellborn.com · 22/09/2026
I can't wait for the guys on @atp.fm to dig into the interposer here.
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Human brain is two separate organs, Stanford Medicine-led research finds
Stanford Health Care delivers the highest levels of care and compassion. SHC treats cancer, heart disease, brain disorders, primary care issues, and many more.
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Jack Wellborn @jackwellborn.com · 22/09/2026
XBOX will go down as the textbook of how not to buy your way into a market. Microsoft acquired something like 40 studios and still ended up as an also-ran in the gaming industry. They almost had it with the 360, then totally blew it with the One, and then totally blew it again with the S and X.
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Bill Barnwell @billbarnwell.com · 20/09/2026
It's beautiful
Steelers facing fourth-and-44
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Jack Wellborn @jackwellborn.com · 11/09/2026
My college buddies would always get annoyed when I came back for fall semester after I basically power leveling with Norm all summer on some game (usually MarioKart.)
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Jack Wellborn @jackwellborn.com · 11/09/2026
🎵 This is what you get This is what you get When you dip too much 🎵
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Jack Wellborn @jackwellborn.com · 06/09/2026
I've been replaying Xenogears. It's sprite/polygon mixture graphically has always felt like a sweet spot for the original PlayStation. The Final Fantasy games for that console felt like they were trying to do too much with polygons and everything felt static and wooden as a result.
A screenshot from the PlayStation game "Xenogears", where two characters are having a conversation by an open fire while another sleeps to the side.
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Jack Wellborn @jackwellborn.com · 06/09/2026
Oh shit! Orbitals is out!? Well there goes my money.
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Jack Wellborn @jackwellborn.com · 04/09/2026
My dad, who was never super into movies, had me watch this while (I think) I was still in middle school. I remember thinking "wtf was that!?"
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Jack Wellborn @jackwellborn.com · 04/09/2026
Yup.
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Jack Wellborn @jackwellborn.com · 31/08/2026
Every "concern" that mainstream news outlets raised as something that merited voters' attention when it came to Biden and Hillary was really just Lucy holding the football, because suddenly none of them mattered once Trump got in office.
Mainstream news media, as Lucy holding the football for Charlie Brown and saying "The president should be held accountable for high inflation. Don't ya think?"
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Jack Wellborn @jackwellborn.com · 27/08/2026
Cutting programs, services, and safety nets to pay for tax cuts basically replaces a progressive dollar tax with a maximally regressive time tax. Time taxes don't affect rich people because A) they don't all work and thus have more time and B) they can throw money at it.
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Jack Wellborn @jackwellborn.com · 26/08/2026
To honor Tim Curry, we're going to watch his episode of Psych, American Duos.
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Jack Wellborn @jackwellborn.com · 25/08/2026
Bowie and Dolly were the same age as Trump when they passed. I am not a religious man, but if I were, my conclusion would be that God has welcomed the first two while the devil continues to avoid the latter.
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Nick Heer @nickheer.com · 25/08/2026
My potential revenue opportunities are infinity dollars if you give me infinity dollars to prove it. I am very smart.
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Mike Tanier @miketanier.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
"A bad team with a bad quarterback who is also a bad human will lose badly every week while spectators feel bad about watching them, and the team/quarterback will try to make fans feel bad about feeling bad." too-deep-zone.ghost.io/they-finally...
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They Finally Built the Factory of Sadness from the Sci-Fi Classic "Never Build the Factory of Sadness."
Browns. Deshaun Watson. Exasperated shrug.
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Fiona @fionasmall.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Real French in Quebec
Delusional cosplayers in France
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Jack Wellborn @jackwellborn.com · 21/08/2026
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Jack Wellborn @jackwellborn.com · 17/08/2026
I've been speculating for a while that right-wing operatives have been aggressively manufacturing and/or amplifying either fringe "progressive" takes that are unpopular in an attempt to crowd out actual progressive arguments/positions and alienate the public from their idealogical opposition.
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Dan Moren @dmoren.com · 17/08/2026
Can't get mad about AI watermarking ruining writing if AIs aren't actually writing.
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Tkt Smart Meme: Think Smart
ALT: Tkt Smart Meme: Think Smart
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Lucy van Pelt has finally gone too far. But she will be brought to justice
Part 1 of 4

A Peanuts Comic. Once again Lucy has goaded Charlie Brown into trying to kick a football, and (as usual) she jerks the ball away at the last second, sending Charlie flying into the air. 

This time however Charlie lands heavily on his neck and is killed instantly.Part 2 of 4

Lucy kicks Charlie Brown to check if he’s dead. Which he is.
Exasperated, and worried she’ll be blamed for his death, Lucy begins to drag Charlie’s now lifeless body towards the creek.Part 3 of 4

Lucy dumps poor ol’ Charlie Brown into the creek and watches him float away.Part 4 of 4

Lucy heads back to Charlie Brown’s backyard to pick a fight with Snoopy in order to establish an alibi.
 
Unfortunately a disheveled, crumpled man with a cigar is already there.

“Miss, have y’seen this dog? He’s best friends with a BIRD. Can you believe that?”

That’s right folks. Columbo is here to avenge Charlie Brown.
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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Many years ago, when I first started writing for The Dark Side (Britain's oldest horror mag) we had a bit of a friendly pub quiz rivalry with Empire magazine for a while. We kept losing though. Until one week we discovered a secret weapon. /1
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Jack Wellborn @jackwellborn.com · 13/08/2026
Huh…
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Jim'll Paint It @sirpaintalot.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Nice one whoever when to the trouble of cropping my signature off this one Prints here: jimll.co.uk/products/mil...
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Bauhaus Milhaus
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Jack Wellborn @jackwellborn.com · 08/08/2026
My super low expectations for this adaptation have been upgraded to "very low."
deadline.com
Sam Neill To Appear In 'The Legend Of Zelda' With 2 More Roles Cast
Sam Neill makes his final film performance in Sony's 'Legend of Zelda', sources said. Yvonne Strahovski and Dichen Lachman also star.
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Jack Wellborn @jackwellborn.com · 05/08/2026
Rube: Everything is worse now! Could it be billionaires? Billionaire: "No it's… uhm… what else changed… uhm… SMOKING! Yeah! Everything sucks because no one smokes anymore!" Rube: I dunno… Billionaire: Worth a shot. Rube: Taxing the rich sounds hard, but I can buy smokes today! Billionaire: Atta boy!
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Jack Wellborn @jackwellborn.com · 04/08/2026
Nonsense! We all know most outlets' would blindly echo whatever he said verbatim... "Trump: I am viral 40-pound tabby cat named Daddy Cinnamon" …and/or frame it as some sort of masterstroke... "Is Trump even subject to our human rule of law now that he's an overweight cat?"
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Jack Wellborn @jackwellborn.com · 04/08/2026
I don't have data, but I strongly suspect areas where rising costs have vastly outstripped wages have created donut holes where aid remains only available to the low income households even while working and even middle class increasingly struggle to afford things like housing and higher ed.
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Jack Wellborn @jackwellborn.com · 02/08/2026
Shocker! A vast majority of trans folk correctly identify they are trans before they transition. Of course, outlets like the NYTimes already knew this, which is why they stopped talking to trans folk when covering trans issues.
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Jack Wellborn @jackwellborn.com · 01/08/2026
New loading screen just dropped. (This might be my best Live Photo loop ever!)
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Jack Wellborn @jackwellborn.com · 31/07/2026
As someone who experiences ASMR, I find these suggestive ASMR videos off-putting and think they perpetuate the idea that ASMR is nothing more than an excuse to watch mild porn. That said, I never saw anything ban-worthy and the most sexually suggestive content I see on YouTube these days are in ads.
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Jack Wellborn @jackwellborn.com · 31/07/2026
Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli
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kalina2hu.bsky.social @kalina2hu.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
It really was about anime being a m segment that could break the western "rules" about what animation could show and blood and titties were paraded in equal measure yeah
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Jack Wellborn @jackwellborn.com · 27/07/2026
There was some part of the zeitgeist that definitely equated anime and pornography. While most of this undoubtedly stemmed from American xenophobia, I feel like at least some early U.S. based marketing of anime didn't help as I vaguely remember sizzle reels that really embraced "ADULT animation".
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Jack Wellborn @jackwellborn.com · 27/07/2026
When I started watching in the 90s, the anime section in our local Suncoast was a small section on the bottom of a shelf off to the side and facing away from most foot traffic. It eventually grew to take up the entire back wall, where it was also prominently displayed.
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Jack Wellborn @jackwellborn.com · 27/07/2026
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam, or Alice In Chains.
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Running with Scissors ("Weird Al" Yankovic album) - Wikipedia
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lowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
zohran is a completely normal (mixed-market socialist/new-deal liberal/whatever) and it’s completely frying the brains of people with too much money or whose livelihoods are built on catering to the opinions of people with too much money
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Jack Wellborn @jackwellborn.com · 18/07/2026
@robertmays.bsky.social @qbklass.bsky.social @davehelman.bsky.social Here’s a probably too late, but good question for the last mailbag. If the NFL ever decided to do a 4 point field goal, should it be for farther or closer attempts? Farther kicks are harder, but closer kicks reward longer drives.
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Jack Wellborn @jackwellborn.com · 15/07/2026
Sir, she isn’t a mutt. She’s a…
“Hybridog”, spelled in the Apple News word game Quartiles.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 30/11/2023
posting this Classic over here in honor of the big man himself. adios bitch
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Bill Barnwell @billbarnwell.com · 10/07/2026
In New England we are coping with the Jaylen Brown trade in our own way
A Papa Gino's and d'Angelo Support Center
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Jack Wellborn @jackwellborn.com · 08/07/2026
Mainstream media went into a tizzy of consternation when octogenarian President Biden misspoke. What are the odds the same level of consternation will ever happen whenever octogenarian President Trump misspeaks? (He even confused Putin and Zelensky just like his predecessor did!)
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