Reposted by Jack Remiel CottrellVictoria Strauss @victoriastrauss.com · 07/10/2026Canada is refusing to issue ISBNs to books primarily generated with AI. This illustrates both the urgency of the problem of the growing flood of slop books, and also the toothlessness of addressing it on the honor system without there also being consequences for lying 252623688
Reposted by Jack Remiel CottrellMuseum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026 3665751035
Jack Remiel Cottrell @jackremiel.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Walking to work I just saw a guy wearing a jumper with "World of Claudecraft" written in that Warcraft font, and I have to apologise to my ancestors for the wave of cringe that just passed back through my whakapapa. 000
Jack Remiel Cottrell @jackremiel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Absolutely not my first - I have a Neil Gaiman tattoo. I try to keep it hidden these days. 150
Jack Remiel Cottrell @jackremiel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I love that this is a thing that can be asked and granted. 010
Jack Remiel Cottrell @jackremiel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Having just checked, either I got booted immediately or the discord has been nuked. 010
Jack Remiel Cottrell @jackremiel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Goddamnit, I did not need one of my load-bearing parasocial relationships to milkshake duck. 1130
Reposted by Jack Remiel CottrellOrcspiration @orcspiration.bsky.social · 05/10/2026TOMORROW YOU WILL GRAB THE SUN WITH BOTH HANDS AND DEVOUR IT. FOR NOW DO YOU WANT TO TEXT A FRIEND? 03113
Reposted by Jack Remiel CottrellBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Yes, computers do everything at our company but don't worry, there's always a human reviewer. Nothing goes out the door without one of our highly trained shruggers briefly glancing at it and clicking Approve 405111697
Jack Remiel Cottrell @jackremiel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026This is 100% going to show up on Last Week Tonight sometime soon. 050
Reposted by Jack Remiel CottrellBrooke @curly.kiwi · 01/10/2026Kiwibank made a new mascot which is a green anthropomorphic sheep, and for some reason they made it sexy. Then they started sending DMCA takedown demands to both (often pornographic) art of this new mascot _and_ completely unrelated furry art involving original anthro sheep characters 75814
Jack Remiel Cottrell @jackremiel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026This is what comes of having all those extras... 110
Reposted by Jack Remiel CottrellTze Ming Mok 莫志明 @tzemingdynasty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Things would be markedly duller without these guys 🐾🍎👑 0162
Reposted by Jack Remiel CottrellHeather Flowers (500FF DEMO OUT NOW) @hthrflwrs.bsky.social · 27/05/2025 152482734
Jack Remiel Cottrell @jackremiel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Not sure any AGI that might possibly be developed in the future would be any more horrified by this than by all the fucked-up shit that humans do to people and animals that can categorically feel pain. 011
Jack Remiel Cottrell @jackremiel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Like, I hate the trope of "all externalised homophobia is secretly also internalised homophobia" but in this case... Yeah. 000
Jack Remiel Cottrell @jackremiel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Sheldon Eden-Whaitiri making statements against gay bread is the clearest case of projecting I've seen in a long time. 101
Reposted by Jack Remiel Cottrell the ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 30/09/2026an AI cannot meaningfully be horny therefore an AI cannot meaningfully make music 636093
Jack Remiel Cottrell @jackremiel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026She was all wrapped up by the time she returned to work a few months after I was born, no longer burdened with spending her lunchtimes reading the business section of the paper. That was June 1987. She sold pretty much at the top of all her investments, completely by accident, because of me. 020
Jack Remiel Cottrell @jackremiel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026After I was born, she realised with two kids, a husband, and a job she wanted to get back to ASAP, she wasn't going to have time to deal with monitoring the stock market. So she spent her maternity leave moving her money into safe, boring long-term bonds that wouldn't require management. 100
Jack Remiel Cottrell @jackremiel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026While we were grousing about crap economic policy, my mum told me that I was the reason she was so set in her retirement. How? Well, before I was born she was quite heavily into stock trading. She took pretty big risks and spent a lot of time managing her portfolio. 100
Jack Remiel Cottrell @jackremiel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Also every message that just says "give me a call when you can" should conclude with "no one has died or is in imminent risk of death." 040
Jack Remiel Cottrell @jackremiel.bsky.social · 27/09/2026"Do we need to make it harder for people to access what money they have when they're struggling to meet their basic needs?" (Oh, and if we want to nationalise billionaires, I do have access to a sturdy wall...) 010
Jack Remiel Cottrell @jackremiel.bsky.social · 27/09/2026This piece by @pervocracy.bsky.social is now 25 years old (please excuse me while I crumble to dust) and it's still one of the best explainers on this subject I've seen: pervocracy.blogspot.com/2011/07/why-...pervocracy.blogspot.com"Why does she stay with that jerk?"If there's one thing I've learned from working in an emergency room, it's that people are terrible liars. Maybe I only think that because t... 020
Reposted by Jack Remiel CottrellMake it Easy | Kia Māmā Mai @makeiteasy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026We love seeing these Electoral Commission Easy Read guides in the wild! The deadline to enrol is Sunday 25 October so if you have not enrolled yet, do so today. You can find information about enrolling and voting in Easy Read and other accessible formats at: tinyurl.com/mr2nwjym 034
Jack Remiel Cottrell @jackremiel.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Still felt like shit for a couple weeks, but not "you could not pay me to get out of bed" shit. 010
Jack Remiel Cottrell @jackremiel.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Definitely do - I also got flu recently, and being immunosuppressed flu could literally kill me, but having the vaccine meant it was the least bad flu I've ever had. My temperature never even hit 39 degrees. 110
Jack Remiel Cottrell @jackremiel.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I have a hankering to watch the Wellington Pride play and drink overpriced beer tomorrow, anyone want to join? 020
Jack Remiel Cottrell @jackremiel.bsky.social · 18/09/2026@foldablehuman.bsky.social We're sending the signal up. 010
Jack Remiel Cottrell @jackremiel.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Any time I got sick as a child my dad would tell me "Put your chin on your chest." It wasn't until years later I learned it was a basic test for polio. Never mind that I was vaccinated, and the last wild case of polio in NZ was in 1977. The fear was always there. 1151
Reposted by Jack Remiel CottrellMagnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 18/09/2026it’s time to give Ms Rachel a gundam 5051341130
Reposted by Jack Remiel CottrellTerry Baucher @trabaq.bsky.social · 18/09/2026#nzpol I'd like to report a murder 04114
Jack Remiel Cottrell @jackremiel.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Anyway, shoutout to Mr Dennis, who despite being a trainee teacher and thus only in my class for a few months, still made a big impression on little me for teaching complicated things about the world. 010
Jack Remiel Cottrell @jackremiel.bsky.social · 18/09/2026And the social bit - how CFCs got in the atmosphere, why the ozone hole affects NZ more than other places, what people were doing to fix it. Perhaps the reason climate change was sidelined is because it's hard to tell kids we're doing much about it. 120
Jack Remiel Cottrell @jackremiel.bsky.social · 18/09/2026This has unlocked a core memory, of being eight years old and doing an extension class that discussed the ozone hole in quite impressive detail. There was the science bit, about what ozone is, what CFCs are, how they interact. 110
Jack Remiel Cottrell @jackremiel.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Can say that the only time I was paid per-word was 2022, it was $1 per word. It's all pay per article now, which comes out well for short pieces, but longer stuff... nope. 000
Reposted by Jack Remiel CottrellLilah Sturges @lilahsturges.com · 16/09/2026You can submit a video, is all I’m saying. 15321
Jack Remiel Cottrell @jackremiel.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Who the fuck does he think listens to Ed Sheeran's music? 000
Jack Remiel Cottrell @jackremiel.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I have to assume they want to process the refunds in the same way they process retail unsold book returns. 020
Jack Remiel Cottrell @jackremiel.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Those are some extremely stabby-looking paintbrushes. 110
Reposted by Jack Remiel CottrellDavid Hood @thoughtfulnz.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Keep in mind Labour's proposed policy here draws on The Australian one, so will meet the same kind of opposition if it looks like happening. 2126
Reposted by Jack Remiel CottrellMat Piscatella @matpiscatella.bsky.social · 10/09/2026With an average saucey:nuggie ratio of .1375, we really are talking about egregious levels of sauce preciousness here. Bonkers that the 10 piece nuggie gets a 0.2 saucey:nuggie ratio, but the 40 piece falls to a baffling 0.1. A 0.2 ratio or below should really be considered borderline criminal. 2061147
Jack Remiel Cottrell @jackremiel.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I mean, I quite liked the Fables comic books, but I don't think that's the cultural attachment Winston was thinking of. 010
Jack Remiel Cottrell @jackremiel.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Dear everyone listing a fixed term/contract job, please can you remember to include how long the fixed term is in your job ad? Bonus points if you include why a contractor is needed - maternity cover? recruitment cover? project capacity? Yours, Someone who doesn't want to stay longer than 6 months 042
Jack Remiel Cottrell @jackremiel.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Dear dude ahead of me in the security queue at the airport, I can tell you are vaping. Anyone who looks at you can tell. What the fuck is wrong with you? 000
Jack Remiel Cottrell @jackremiel.bsky.social · 12/08/2026I will absolutely cosign that managing my ADHD got harder and harder as the internet became more and more available. But also, even without the internet, I had serious impulse-control problems that have been almost completely resolved with medication. 180
Reposted by Jack Remiel CottrellSassy Little Hobbit @sassypolitico.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Well this mornings news made me panic so I checked my enrollment and I’m still enrolled to vote 🫡 Check yours: vote.nz 36325
Jack Remiel Cottrell @jackremiel.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Yeah, I don't see a lack of dudes around even in the literary circles I occasionally sneak into. 010