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DitzyFlama @ditzyflama.com · 28/09/2026
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ULTIMATE NAOMI 🏳️‍⚧️ @ultimatedsnaomi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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✧𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
fish are friends
Stop using anti-fish language
Instead of: this seems fishy
Try saying:
this seems like a situation in which we should consult the wisdom and grace of the European seabass, a species with which i would entrust my entire life and personal safety
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DTEE @dtee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
what is wrong with him
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¿Mr.Whatshisname? (COMMISSIONS OPEN) @bridgeoffaust.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
【DEALMAKER】
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NSG's Gallery @nsgsgallery.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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luigi affirmations @luigiaffirmations.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A screenshot of an old YouTube video, with the accompanying comments reading "cool!!! go weegee!!!", "luigi is Awsome!", and "LUIGI IS THE BEST CHARACTER KNOWN TO MAN; WHOS WITH ME??"
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No Context Creepypasta Quotes IS TAKING TOO LONG @nocontextpastas.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
“So after some creepy stuff happened there was a final mission: Crash into the Twin Towers. So I went and did it. Then I had finished the game.”
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No Context Creepypasta Quotes IS TAKING TOO LONG @nocontextpastas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Dimentio8 has recently received a new computer and bought Minecraft one year later. Dimentio8 checked to make sure if it was haunted. It was seemingly not haunted. Dimentio8 saw a picture of a boy and jumped.”
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gifkitties @gifkitties.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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jade's gallery @gallery.oat.zone · 29/09/2026
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door inadvertently depicts Peach as the quickest typist in the world. She is able to type up a 126-word email in exactly 3 seconds, making her 8 times faster than the current typing speed world record.
In Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door, Peach sends multiple emails to Mario during the plot. Almost all of them take her exactly 3 seconds to type.
The length of the emails she types in 3 seconds varies from 54 words to the longest one seen below, at 126 words.
Peach: I'm OK
My Dearest Mario, I send this letter in the hope that it reaches you safely. I am being held against my will in some strange place. Though I do not know where I am, I remain unharmed and in relative comfort.
Those who have captured me seem to be after the map I sent to you earlier. They may be hoping to use it to find objects they call the "Crystal Stars." I do not know what they are planning, but I have a feeling it is not anything positive.
Mario, please collect these Crystal Stars before they do. You must! They are already aware that you have the map, so please be very careful.
And please... Don't worry about me.
-Princess Peach-
At the current world record typing speed of 319 words per minute, Peach should have been able to get about this far into the email.
In order to finish the email in three seconds, she needed to type with an a speed of 2520 words per minute, 7.9 times the world record.
While the quick typing is clearly merely a way to make the scene move along more quickly and should not be taken as accurate depiction of Peach's typing skills, it is still humorous to imagine the implications arising from it if taken at face value.
Source: analysis inspired by @nintendostuff.bsky.social
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Bongo” Ballpoint pen, pencil, watercolor, acrylic paint, and a little colored pencil.

Our man is in trouble this time, reader. Art supplies are scattered around a painting of an abstract cityscape. On the canvas we see a man in a telephone booth making a frantic call to his cat, Bongo. In the foreground, an answering machine is taking his voicemail, [Leave a message at the beep] --- “Bongo, Daddy got stuck in the painting. Go get help, Bongo.” Bongo stands at the base of the easel looking at the phone. Her tail in the air and ears perked up. Whether she’ll be able to help is open to interpretation.

Artist’s note: One of my favorites from the Spooky Pants book. I was playing around with the idea of a painting coming to life (like that guy in Ghostbusters 2) and kind of fumbled my way into this version. I really draw a lot of corded phones. I won’t stop.
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Shigeru Miyamoto has claimed that Toad is his least favorite character in Mario Kart. Despite this, in all footage of him playing Mario Kart 8, he picked Toad every time. Whether he was joking or specifically picking a character he hates to challenge himself is unknown.
I have an important question. Nintendo has also just released Mariokart 7 for the 3DS. In every iteration of Mariokart, I've always preferred to play as Toad. Who's your favorite character?
That's the most challenging question! I'm sorry that I cannot come up with an interesting answer. Somehow, it's habit to me, but I play with Mario. He's a very balanced character.
Who's your least favorite character?
Toad. [Laughs]
My favorite character is your least favorite character?
I understand that he has some popularity. Somehow.
In a 2012 interview with Entertainment Weekly, Shigeru Miyamoto has claimed Toad is his least favorite Mario Kart character.
In December 2014, Shigeru Miyamoto and Bill Trinen played Mario Kart 8 against YouTuber Rosanna Pansino. Miyamoto picked Toad.
Also in December 2014, Shigeru Miyamoto and Bill Trinen played Mario Kart 8 against YouTuber iJustine. Miyamoto picked Toad again.
Finally, in January 2015, the two played Mario Kart 8 against YouTube group Smosh Games. Miyamoto picked Toad again.
Whether Miyamoto simply had an enormous change of heart about Toad in the intervening 2 years, or whether he was picking his least favorite to challenge or punish himself, is unknown.
Source: information compiled by @SpriteCell, x.com/SpriteCell/status/1653842781897474048 ew.com/article/2012/02/10/shigeru-miyamoto-zelda, youtu.be/DNUcDkNI24o, youtu.be/3Q2KxS32Q1g, youtu.be/untLD6z6aql
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confettie! @spacebeer.net · 28/09/2026
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Mamono World @mamonoworld.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
live the life youve always dreamed of
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jade's gallery @gallery.oat.zone · 28/09/2026
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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Walter White I am the one who knocks
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KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 8, Episode 22
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Vinesauce Clips Bot @vinesauceclips.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Mama's Punishment
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Out Of Context Creepypastas @ooc-creepypasta.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Creepypasta: Dead Austin
Pablo.
The image has text that reads: "You, sir, should unmask"
The episode’s title was Dead Austin. It was about
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Tarigon/RNAWORLD @rna-world.at.app.wafrn.net · 28/09/2026
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Jackmaster187 @jackmaster187.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I dont really remember what I played growing up so here's a bunch of bullshit that I like
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Tarigon/RNAWORLD @rna-world.at.app.wafrn.net · 28/09/2026
him and his palmer
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tobyfox @tobyfox.undertale.com · 27/09/2026
Can @tuyoki.bsky.social draw this sprite please
pluey putting object on very low table by kneading paws (object is not seen)
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Every SpongeBob Frame In Order @esfio.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Season 3 Episode 16 - Frame 468 out of 2747
Season 3 Episode 16 - Frame 468 out of 2747
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Space Yumeship Yamato @savedbyz3r0.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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TAHK0 @tahk0.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
you can’t even write jokes better than this
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Muppet Pictures @muppetpictures.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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WAYNERADIOTV @wayneradio.tv · 27/09/2026
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
In Super Mario Advance 2, a "pink Mario head replica" object can be created, which will sit on the ground and mimic Mario's head (except in pink). It does nothing when touched, but will give a power-up when eaten.
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VGBoxArt Daily @vgboxartdaily.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Game: Microsoft Office 2007 for Gamers Console: PC Created by: maexono Uploaded on: December 9th, 2007
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
In the prototype version of Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga, Mario and Luigi would have needed to electrocute a living mouse for all eternity to solve a puzzle. This was changed in the finished version to a toy mouse, likely due to the original being absurdly cruel.
In the finished version of Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga, there is a puzzle in the Woohoo Hooniversity basement whereby an electric circuit must be completed using mechanical toy mice as conductors:
Mario must fill himself with water, which Luigi shoots out with a hammer to push the mouse into the circuit, completing it:
After this, for the rest of the game, going back to that room shows the mouse continuing to be electrocuted as it is now permanently part of the circuit.
This is completely fine since the mouse is a toy.
However, in the prototype version of the game, the mice are clearly living animals, being shown to eat cheese when they stop moving:
Now, Mario and Luigi are completing an electric circuit by electrocuting a real animal.
This means that for the rest of the game, the circuit is completed via the mouse's body, meaning it is a real animal being electrocuted eternally.
The cruelty of this is so absurd that it was likely removed for this reason.
Source: tcrf.net/Proto:Mario_%26_Luigi:_Superstar_Saga/Early_Sprites/Map_Graphics_and_Objects,
YouTube user @Skawo, youtube.com/watch?v=lloE59IWN4c
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Tarigon/RNAWORLD @rna-world.at.app.wafrn.net · 22/09/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KYB... hi! I finished a VC video for 17 peak ocs #peakgame
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YouTube video by Tarigon
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KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 3, Episode 9
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Daily Toby Trivia (Chapter 6 2027) @dailytobytrivia.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
In the Diner in Chapter 5, Yellow says "The problem with menus, they have too many prices and values". This is a reference to Homestuck, specifically a Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff comic where Sweet Bro says "the selection has too many... PRICES and VALUES".
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VGBoxArt Daily @vgboxartdaily.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Game: Sponge Note Console: Nintendo DS Created by: LoveKuja Uploaded on: March 27th, 2008
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KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 12, Episode 7
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VGBoxArt Daily @vgboxartdaily.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Game: Dank Memes- The Game Console: Nintendo 3DS Created by: Energonkid Uploaded on: January 23rd, 2016
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
New Super Mario Bros. Wii contains unused Hint Movies where the players play badly and then die. While these were likely recorded before the levels were changed so the inputs don't match up, it is humorous to imagine them being actual intentional hints on what not to do.
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Tarigon/RNAWORLD @rna-world.at.app.wafrn.net · 25/09/2026
he can still be pretty corny about it
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
While Mario collects fictional gold coins in his games, Wario in Wario World collects the real-life "American Gold Eagle" official US gold bullion coins (91.67% gold).
Wario with coins as seen in Wario World
Coin texture
"American Gold Eagle" official US gold bullion coin
Source: info: YouTube user @Geibuchan, screenshot taken by Supper Mario Broth
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Super Mario 64 DS Hidden Stars @sm64dsstars.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Nnnnggghh... I'm a Collectable Little Star. You Have To Find Me
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KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 4, Episode 21
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“Spaghetti Night.” Pen and copic gray marker on paper. 

Our man is in the kitchen making spaghetti for his guests, who have become increasingly rowdy as they wait for dinner. More on them in a moment. He speaks into his landline phone with his oven mitts on, “Everybody’s pretty riled up for spaghetti night.” He is correct because sure enough we see his riled up dinner guests in the background. Two men play wrestle as a woman raises her hand to spank one of the wrestler's cheeks. She’s got great leverage on the windup so those cheeks are about to be pummeled, reader. Another man finds himself being carried by a woman with a crew-cut. Her strength is on display here because despite the man’s weight she’s able to effortlessly run around the living room with him slung over her shoulder like a ragdoll. Behind them we see another spaghetti night guest pumping his fists and shouting to the ceiling. Perhaps howling. 

Artist’s note: One of my favorite drawings. Love seeing the whole group having a great time together.
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Out Of Context Creepypastas @ooc-creepypasta.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Creepypasta: El Apetito Insaciable de CJ
At the restaurant, CJ proceeds to repeat Big Smoke's order, word for word
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Tarigon/RNAWORLD @rna-world.at.app.wafrn.net · 26/09/2026
animals and anthro stuff. for aus
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