iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Jack @jackheffernon.bsky.social · 2h

Can't believe im connecting to this random 40 year old woman at a bar more than anyone ever. Soul twinsies fr

010

Jack @jackheffernon.bsky.social · 7h

Science says the more punchable they look, the more likely they have a gun

000

Jack @jackheffernon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Literally none of my coworkers are friends with each other. Is that normal

000

Jack @jackheffernon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Twice now I've been told I look like a "gamer", just call me a slur atp

000

Reposted by Jack

Skip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 07/10/2026

ayyyy whoa pal i’m dismantlin’ the govahnment ova heyahhhh

1311

Jack @jackheffernon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Dude new roadhog changes are so icky. You've massacred my boii

010

Jack @jackheffernon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

When i get off work should I go to bar or play new season of Overwatch

110

Reposted by Jack

Jack @jackheffernon.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

This girl in college thought penises had bones in them and wouldn't be convinced otherwise. I still think about her sometimes

011

Jack @jackheffernon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I just realized I've never been to a Dennys

110

Jack @jackheffernon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Cried at work today. Can't believe im finally an adult now

010

Reposted by Jack

Fish Sauce Friend @meltedliquid.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Imagine if you could choose to get your normal daily meds or a comically oversized single pill for the month.

4341

Jack @jackheffernon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I dunno man are we really friends if you haven't asked me a single question about myself in 3 months

020

Jack @jackheffernon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

The episode of Lost Tapes where they get stranded on an island with giant maneatng centipedes

110

Reposted by Jack

Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Shy, Bookish Umpire Actually Really Beautiful When He Takes Mask Off — theonion.com/shy-bookish-...

theonion.com

Shy, Bookish Umpire Actually Really Beautiful When He Takes Mask Off

1797

Jack @jackheffernon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Every super fit person i know can't complete basic manual labor due to their destroyed joints

020

Jack @jackheffernon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I'd really like to be able to play my favorite game without being called slurs

010

Jack @jackheffernon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Sometimes I need my team to not explode like balloons in a needle factory

010

Jack @jackheffernon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

How does one find a roommate. Tired of paying for this extra bedroom i don't use

000

Jack @jackheffernon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Love seing the same people every single match. It's so fun. OW is not dead at all

010

Jack @jackheffernon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I have left so many umbrellas at bars

010

Jack @jackheffernon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Ykw? It's a thrifting kind of day

011

Jack @jackheffernon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

My least favorite kind of person is one who cannot fathom questioning their own perspective. Even if youre always right, still question it!

030

Jack @jackheffernon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I love yapping for two hours with my best bud. The gossip goes hard

020

Reposted by Jack

🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Hey guy in a hoodie when it is 90 degrees. We all want to wear our cool new fall clothes but I would suggest you wait

11831

Reposted by Jack

✧｜briana @bripls.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

instead of going to work have we thought about not doing that

88614

Jack @jackheffernon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

9 movies that shaped me (negative)

9 placards showing the movies posters of the first nine movies from the Fast and Furious franchise. Now why is the fourth one just " fast and Furious" they had a clever name thing for some so why not F4ST or something stupid like that. It was 2009 tho and I was 8 so who knows

140

Jack @jackheffernon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

anyways, I should be able to drink coffee at night with no consequences. somebody get on that

010

Jack @jackheffernon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Just cause it was 89 degrees today don't mean you can wear your beanie in the club man

120

Reposted by Jack

sophia ♥️🎃 @sophamir.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

sorry ur sad I think ur hot

34310

Reposted by Jack

⚸ Gingersnapped 🐺🌕🎃 @gingerspiced.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Now kitten, HR noticed a few... disturbing posts you made on LinkedIn, so we're gonna have to do a Performance Review, but I think it's important to let you know, daddy may be forced to terminate you ;'(

1223

Reposted by Jack

USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Hello If you don’t mind, could we chat privately? I understand if you prefer to keep it here.?

8304

Reposted by Jack

dracu laura ⋆ ⚰︎ ˚｡⋆ @laurakillsmen.sparkle.blue · 25/09/2026

when they cast me in the glee reboot

0141

Reposted by Jack

Zef ⏾ comms open ִ ࣪𖤐 @kzef.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Only liking every other post of hers to let her know shes losing me

0193

Jack @jackheffernon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Bi invisibility day where now you guys can rob banks

000

Jack @jackheffernon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Man its so cool to come to my empty apartment and then go to work and then rinse amd repeat forever

011

Reposted by Jack

Zef ⏾ comms open ִ ࣪𖤐 @kzef.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Learn to let go, close those tabs pookie

11381

Jack @jackheffernon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Went to a basement dive bar show and heard the best music I've ever heard

010

Jack @jackheffernon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Bar is so low I'm thankful to men for not assaulting me

010

Jack @jackheffernon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Adult warning content but it's just a woman having a good time??

010

Jack @jackheffernon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Guys the exact same height as me trying say he's 5'8. My man we're both 5'5 it's okay

000

Reposted by Jack

this is h-ali-ween 🎃 @bonjouritsali.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

was no one gonna inform me it is much easier to cut a microwavable pizza while it is still frozen

1181

Jack @jackheffernon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I love going out for a nice day spending 50 dollars immediately and not having an ounce of fun for 3 hours

010

Jack @jackheffernon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

So many people confuse self love with self obsession

020

Jack @jackheffernon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Sitting in a bar for 2 hours and being the only patron is not a good sign for this bars longevity

000