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Jack

@jackheffernon.bsky.social
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just finished suffering through my masters degree 25 Just a Lil guy

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Jack @jackheffernon.bsky.social · 7h
Can't believe im connecting to this random 40 year old woman at a bar more than anyone ever. Soul twinsies fr
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Jack @jackheffernon.bsky.social · 11h
There's artificial intelligence and there's artificial consciousness. Liara deserves respect fr
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Jack @jackheffernon.bsky.social · 11h
Pussy sleep
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Jack @jackheffernon.bsky.social · 11h
God speed Francis
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Jack @jackheffernon.bsky.social · 11h
Science says the more punchable they look, the more likely they have a gun
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Jack @jackheffernon.bsky.social · 11h
Death of my culture fr
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Jack @jackheffernon.bsky.social · 15h
Doge had to be a giant embezzlement scheme imo. So much shit was cut, including my job, and zero money was saved. Where's those billions
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Jack @jackheffernon.bsky.social · 15h
And it all melts before he gets to the top and hardens at the bottom and round and round he goes
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Jack @jackheffernon.bsky.social · 19h
Pokémon red
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Jack @jackheffernon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Literally none of my coworkers are friends with each other. Is that normal
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Jack @jackheffernon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Must be hard work at the map factory
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Jack @jackheffernon.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
This me btw
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Jack @jackheffernon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Unrelated but Bastards and Hags would be a great band name
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Jack @jackheffernon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I was gonna ask if there's paid psychological warfare but then I remembered the CIA
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Jack @jackheffernon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This is like a pretty good dating profile
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Jack @jackheffernon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Small face syndrome
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Jack @jackheffernon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Twice now I've been told I look like a "gamer", just call me a slur atp
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Skip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 07/10/2026
ayyyy whoa pal i’m dismantlin’ the govahnment ova heyahhhh
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Jack @jackheffernon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Something I did was use bubblewrap to cover the windows. Just spray some water on the window and it sticks right on. Good for privacy and reduces electricity costs. Looks a Lil tacky tho ngl
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Jack @jackheffernon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Winnipeg Ohio??
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Jack @jackheffernon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Dude new roadhog changes are so icky. You've massacred my boii
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Jack @jackheffernon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You can basically watch any point in the show and it will be kind of entertaining. No you will never really know what's going on without the Wiki
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Jack @jackheffernon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
When i get off work should I go to bar or play new season of Overwatch
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Jack @jackheffernon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Type in chat like the rest of the losers
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Jack @jackheffernon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Liver strong 💪
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Jack @jackheffernon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You've got a computer right there don't you
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Jack @jackheffernon.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
This girl in college thought penises had bones in them and wouldn't be convinced otherwise. I still think about her sometimes
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Jack @jackheffernon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Evil Black Cat Stare
Alt: Evil Black Cat Stare
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Jack @jackheffernon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I just realized I've never been to a Dennys
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Jack @jackheffernon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
In the business we call it G2G to save time
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Jack @jackheffernon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Cried at work today. Can't believe im finally an adult now
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Fish Sauce Friend @meltedliquid.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Imagine if you could choose to get your normal daily meds or a comically oversized single pill for the month.
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Jack @jackheffernon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I dunno man are we really friends if you haven't asked me a single question about myself in 3 months
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Jack @jackheffernon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The number is 1
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Jack @jackheffernon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That could be interpreted a number of ways
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Unfrozen Caveman Librarian @latefiennes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Original Tweet: “I like Hole better than Nirvana”

Quote Tweet: “me leaving the monastery”
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Jack @jackheffernon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The episode of Lost Tapes where they get stranded on an island with giant maneatng centipedes
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Jack @jackheffernon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I really read it in his voice too
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Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Shy, Bookish Umpire Actually Really Beautiful When He Takes Mask Off — theonion.com/shy-bookish-...
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Shy, Bookish Umpire Actually Really Beautiful When He Takes Mask Off
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Jack @jackheffernon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Every super fit person i know can't complete basic manual labor due to their destroyed joints
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Jack @jackheffernon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'd really like to be able to play my favorite game without being called slurs
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Jack @jackheffernon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Picolo Fit Meme Dragon Ball
ALT: Picolo Fit Meme Dragon Ball
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Jack @jackheffernon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Eat a few sticks of celery and report back. You need more fiber in ur diet
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Jack @jackheffernon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Plants are almost entirely fiber, cellulose is hard to digest which is why cows need several stomachs to do it
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Jack @jackheffernon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Sometimes I need my team to not explode like balloons in a needle factory
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Jack @jackheffernon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Getting revenge for the new rework
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Jack @jackheffernon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Using my orphan crusher machine to water my begonias really cuts down on water costs
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Jack @jackheffernon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Same thing happened to me 😭
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Jack @jackheffernon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
How does one find a roommate. Tired of paying for this extra bedroom i don't use
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Jack @jackheffernon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Love seing the same people every single match. It's so fun. OW is not dead at all
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