Jack @jackheffernon.bsky.social · 7hCan't believe im connecting to this random 40 year old woman at a bar more than anyone ever. Soul twinsies fr 010
Jack @jackheffernon.bsky.social · 11hThere's artificial intelligence and there's artificial consciousness. Liara deserves respect fr 020
Jack @jackheffernon.bsky.social · 11hScience says the more punchable they look, the more likely they have a gun 000
Jack @jackheffernon.bsky.social · 15hDoge had to be a giant embezzlement scheme imo. So much shit was cut, including my job, and zero money was saved. Where's those billions 000
Jack @jackheffernon.bsky.social · 15hAnd it all melts before he gets to the top and hardens at the bottom and round and round he goes 010
Jack @jackheffernon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Literally none of my coworkers are friends with each other. Is that normal 000
Jack @jackheffernon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Unrelated but Bastards and Hags would be a great band name 010
Jack @jackheffernon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I was gonna ask if there's paid psychological warfare but then I remembered the CIA 020
Jack @jackheffernon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Twice now I've been told I look like a "gamer", just call me a slur atp 000
Reposted by JackSkip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 07/10/2026ayyyy whoa pal i’m dismantlin’ the govahnment ova heyahhhh 1311
Jack @jackheffernon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Something I did was use bubblewrap to cover the windows. Just spray some water on the window and it sticks right on. Good for privacy and reduces electricity costs. Looks a Lil tacky tho ngl 110
Jack @jackheffernon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Dude new roadhog changes are so icky. You've massacred my boii 010
Jack @jackheffernon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026You can basically watch any point in the show and it will be kind of entertaining. No you will never really know what's going on without the Wiki 110
Jack @jackheffernon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026When i get off work should I go to bar or play new season of Overwatch 110
Reposted by JackJack @jackheffernon.bsky.social · 21/08/2026This girl in college thought penises had bones in them and wouldn't be convinced otherwise. I still think about her sometimes 011
Jack @jackheffernon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026static.klipy.comEvil Black Cat StareAlt: Evil Black Cat Stare 100
Jack @jackheffernon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Cried at work today. Can't believe im finally an adult now 010
Reposted by JackFish Sauce Friend @meltedliquid.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Imagine if you could choose to get your normal daily meds or a comically oversized single pill for the month. 4341
Jack @jackheffernon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I dunno man are we really friends if you haven't asked me a single question about myself in 3 months 020
Jack @jackheffernon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The episode of Lost Tapes where they get stranded on an island with giant maneatng centipedes 110
Reposted by JackCraig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Shy, Bookish Umpire Actually Really Beautiful When He Takes Mask Off — theonion.com/shy-bookish-...theonion.comShy, Bookish Umpire Actually Really Beautiful When He Takes Mask Off 1797
Jack @jackheffernon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Every super fit person i know can't complete basic manual labor due to their destroyed joints 020
Jack @jackheffernon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I'd really like to be able to play my favorite game without being called slurs 010
Jack @jackheffernon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026static.klipy.comPicolo Fit Meme Dragon BallALT: Picolo Fit Meme Dragon Ball 000
Jack @jackheffernon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Eat a few sticks of celery and report back. You need more fiber in ur diet 010
Jack @jackheffernon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Plants are almost entirely fiber, cellulose is hard to digest which is why cows need several stomachs to do it 040
Jack @jackheffernon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Sometimes I need my team to not explode like balloons in a needle factory 010
Jack @jackheffernon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Using my orphan crusher machine to water my begonias really cuts down on water costs 000
Jack @jackheffernon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026How does one find a roommate. Tired of paying for this extra bedroom i don't use 000
Jack @jackheffernon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Love seing the same people every single match. It's so fun. OW is not dead at all 010