jackgreenberg.co @jackgreenberg.co · 29/05/2026* Introduced anti-dead-horse beating sensitivity training 100
jackgreenberg.co @jackgreenberg.co · 29/05/2026Senior Stable Hand • 2024 - Present * Led horses to water * Successfully got them to drink 100
Reposted by @jackgreenberg.co#BruceSterling @bruces.bsky.social · 14/12/2025They used to "laugh and call him names." Now they're all dead 9595982345
Reposted by @jackgreenberg.coJosh Sternberg @joshsternberg.com · 08/11/2025Charging my Ionia 5 at a Tesla super charging area and there are 6 Teslas and me. So, basically, 6 people who support fascism and one true patriot who drives a South Korean car. 1162123192
Reposted by @jackgreenberg.coCoinman of the Month @meetzow.bsky.social · 08/12/2025Nobody. I do not think you can eat chair 9857231064
Reposted by @jackgreenberg.coSteve Klabnik @steveklabnik.com · 20/11/2025It's on apt. It's literally on Cargo. It's on DockerHub with ads. It's literally on nuget. You can probably find it on snap. Dude it's on portage. It's a Homebrew original. It's on pacman. You can download it on nixpkgs. You can go to pkgsrc and watch it. Log onto the Windows Store right now. 34731133
Reposted by @jackgreenberg.coDennis B. Hooper @dennisbhooper.bsky.social · 26/10/2025I understand why they had to stop him but I don’t agree with imprisoning him in the phantom zone 107156773441
jackgreenberg.co @jackgreenberg.co · 18/10/2025OH MY GOD I LEFT THE OVEN ONancientist.com1,300-Year-Old Communion Bread Unearthed in Karaman: A Loaf for the “Farmer Christ” | AncientistFarmer Christ revealed in Anatolia: Archaeologists in Karaman, Türkiye, have unearthed 1,300-year-old Communion bread inscribed... 000
Reposted by @jackgreenberg.coderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 06/08/2025it's crazy that i wake up every day and think "i can't possibly have anything else to say on twitter" and then the US Department of Defense will be like "Our Secretary of Defense has great jeans ☺️" 10411613686
jackgreenberg.co @jackgreenberg.co · 14/05/2025Husband: Hey babe, turn on Max wife: Max? You mean HBO Max right? husband: HBO Max? wife: Starting this summer Max is HBO Max husband: HBO Max huh? I like the sound of that. is anything different? wife: No. Husband: I love you so much wife: i love you too 020
jackgreenberg.co @jackgreenberg.co · 02/05/2025They invented the Torment Nexus from that movie The Minority Report 010
Reposted by @jackgreenberg.coRandall Munroe @xkcd.com · 30/04/2025Jupiter Core xkcd.com/3083 1396643921
jackgreenberg.co @jackgreenberg.co · 22/04/2025why did they call it Conclave and not Pope Fiction 000
Reposted by @jackgreenberg.coNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 20/04/2025If Jesus had focused more on kitchen table issues and less on unpopular outcasts like lepers and prostitutes, he might have won more support from white working-class Judeans. 268226214662
jackgreenberg.co @jackgreenberg.co · 12/04/2025Been listening to Marketplace since I was in elementary school. My mom would pick me up from school and eventually shush me when Marketplace came on. Now I listen everyday as an adult and love it. Thanks Kai for helping make sense of the insanity 000
Reposted by @jackgreenberg.coRachael Hunt @rhunt97.bsky.social · 09/04/2025Boston has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever 4458741266
Reposted by @jackgreenberg.comaddie ★ othatsraspberry @othatsraspberry.com · 27/03/2025the podcasting section on Adam Scott’s wikipedia is one of the funniest things i’ve ever read what an absolute nerd 221035116
Reposted by @jackgreenberg.codr. hazel 🕸️🕷️ @hazelmonforton.com · 27/03/2025WHO'S HUNGRY NOW, BITCH? 156110121570
Reposted by @jackgreenberg.coKai Ryssdal @kairyssdal.bsky.social · 26/03/2025Actual national security professional 👇 1131453
jackgreenberg.co @jackgreenberg.co · 16/03/2025@dieworkwear.bsky.social you should make a menswear/general fashion starter pack 👀 020
Reposted by @jackgreenberg.coPavel @spavel.bsky.social · 05/03/2025My hobby is blackout poetry 274938983
jackgreenberg.co @jackgreenberg.co · 09/03/2025The work is important and mysterious. pippinbarr.com/it-is-as-if-... 000
jackgreenberg.co @jackgreenberg.co · 09/03/2025British rabbi officiating my cousin’s wedding looks like a cross bt Ralph Fiennes and Steve Martin 000
jackgreenberg.co @jackgreenberg.co · 06/03/2025don’t come knocking if you ain’t pulling up like this 010
Reposted by @jackgreenberg.copixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 05/03/2025It might be difficult from an IP perspective but Conclave 2 should have Daredevil in it 773941329
Reposted by @jackgreenberg.cokottke.org @kottke.org · 27/02/2025Many are participating in a 24-hour economic boycott on February 28th to protest the ongoing actions of the Trump administration and to send a message to corporate America. “No online shopping or in person. No Amazon, no Walmart, no Best Buy.” [kottke.org]kottke.orgThe February 28 Economic BlackoutA broad range of Americans are organizing a 24-hour economic boycott on February 28th to protest the ongoing actions of the Trump administration and to send a message to corporate America. From The People’s Union USA w 22814
jackgreenberg.co @jackgreenberg.co · 22/02/2025Thinking about the time that my non-Jewish friend interviewed me for a World Religion class and asked: “what does the david cross mean to you in your faith?” 000
Reposted by @jackgreenberg.coMatt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 10/02/2025way funnier than the conservatives who hated Kendrick Lamar's Super Bowl halftime show are the conservatives who thought he was doing the ultimate patriotic ode to America 31796491878
Reposted by @jackgreenberg.coRiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 25/01/2025i’m just photoshopping muppets onto the cover of harper’s bazaar: thread 19150921345
Reposted by @jackgreenberg.coCharlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 23/01/2025January 2025 sounds like the name of your hot AI robot girlfriend. 13010