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jackgreenberg.co @jackgreenberg.co · 29/05/2026
Senior Stable Hand • 2024 - Present * Led horses to water * Successfully got them to drink
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#BruceSterling @bruces.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
They used to "laugh and call him names." Now they're all dead
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Josh Sternberg @joshsternberg.com · 08/11/2025
Charging my Ionia 5 at a Tesla super charging area and there are 6 Teslas and me. So, basically, 6 people who support fascism and one true patriot who drives a South Korean car.
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Coinman of the Month @meetzow.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Nobody. I do not think you can eat chair
Preview of news program with title "who should be fed chair?"
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jackgreenberg.co @jackgreenberg.co · 03/12/2025
can’t wait for my crates.io wrapped
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Steve Klabnik @steveklabnik.com · 20/11/2025
It's on apt. It's literally on Cargo. It's on DockerHub with ads. It's literally on nuget. You can probably find it on snap. Dude it's on portage. It's a Homebrew original. It's on pacman. You can download it on nixpkgs. You can go to pkgsrc and watch it. Log onto the Windows Store right now.
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Dennis B. Hooper @dennisbhooper.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
I understand why they had to stop him but I don’t agree with imprisoning him in the phantom zone
Abcnews graphic: surreal moment as coyote drinks water from skylight window on top of Los Angeles hair salon 

(Image of exactly that, except the framing is canted and as a result it looks like a coyote imprisoned in a glass square a la the phantom zone from Superman)
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jackgreenberg.co @jackgreenberg.co · 23/10/2025
Things economists say
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jackgreenberg.co @jackgreenberg.co · 18/10/2025
OH MY GOD I LEFT THE OVEN ON
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1,300-Year-Old Communion Bread Unearthed in Karaman: A Loaf for the “Farmer Christ” | Ancientist
Farmer Christ revealed in Anatolia: Archaeologists in Karaman, Türkiye, have unearthed 1,300-year-old Communion bread inscribed...
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
it's crazy that i wake up every day and think "i can't possibly have anything else to say on twitter" and then the US Department of Defense will be like "Our Secretary of Defense has great jeans ☺️"
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jackgreenberg.co @jackgreenberg.co · 06/07/2025
the hunter and her haul
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jackgreenberg.co @jackgreenberg.co · 05/06/2025
AI writing bad
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jackgreenberg.co @jackgreenberg.co · 14/05/2025
Husband: Hey babe, turn on Max wife: Max? You mean HBO Max right? husband: HBO Max? wife: Starting this summer Max is HBO Max husband: HBO Max huh? I like the sound of that. is anything different? wife: No. Husband: I love you so much wife: i love you too
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jackgreenberg.co @jackgreenberg.co · 02/05/2025
They invented the Torment Nexus from that movie The Minority Report
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 30/04/2025
Jupiter Core xkcd.com/3083
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jackgreenberg.co @jackgreenberg.co · 22/04/2025
why did they call it Conclave and not Pope Fiction
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
If Jesus had focused more on kitchen table issues and less on unpopular outcasts like lepers and prostitutes, he might have won more support from white working-class Judeans.
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jackgreenberg.co @jackgreenberg.co · 19/04/2025
thx @lxbtlr.bsky.social
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jackgreenberg.co @jackgreenberg.co · 10/04/2025
garfieldminusgarfield.net
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Rachael Hunt @rhunt97.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Boston has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever
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jackgreenberg.co @jackgreenberg.co · 08/04/2025
I’m like some sort of reverse Benjamin Button
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jackgreenberg.co @jackgreenberg.co · 29/03/2025
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maddie ★ othatsraspberry @othatsraspberry.com · 27/03/2025
the podcasting section on Adam Scott’s wikipedia is one of the funniest things i’ve ever read what an absolute nerd
Podcasting
With Scott Aukerman, Scott is the co-host and co-creator of the Earwolf podcast U Talkin' U2 To Me, launched in February 2014.[32] The series is introduced at the outset of each episode as "the comprehensive and encyclopedic compendium of all things U2," though it generally uses discussion of the band as a jumping off point for improv and absurdist humor. In February 2018, Scott and Aukerman launched another podcast in the same format, this time covering the career and work of the band R.E.M., titled R U Talkin' R.E.M. Re: Me?. A third podcast, R U Talkin' RHCP Re: Me?, debuted in July 2020, in which Scott and Aukerman discuss the Red Hot Chili Peppers; the podcast's format was almost immediately abandoned in favor of discussing Talking Heads and, as of the second episode, was renamed U Talkin' Talking Heads 2 My Talking Head. In September 2023 the show began to focus on discussing the work of Bruce Springsteen, and was renamed U Springin' Springsteen On My Bean?.
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dr. hazel 🕸️🕷️ @hazelmonforton.com · 27/03/2025
WHO'S HUNGRY NOW, BITCH?
Cookies in a display cabinet shaped like the protagonist in The Very Hungry Caterpillar (1969).
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Kai Ryssdal @kairyssdal.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Ummmmm
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Kai Ryssdal @kairyssdal.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Actual national security professional 👇
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singletrack @singletrack.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Left out guy at the party meme with caption “They don’t know I’m the editor-in-chief of The Atlantic.”
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jackgreenberg.co @jackgreenberg.co · 18/03/2025
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
My hobby is blackout poetry
A computer can never be held ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
Therefore ⬛ computer ⬛s⬛ ⬛ ⬛ ⬛a⬛⬛ d⬛⬛
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jackgreenberg.co @jackgreenberg.co · 09/03/2025
The work is important and mysterious. pippinbarr.com/it-is-as-if-...
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jackgreenberg.co @jackgreenberg.co · 09/03/2025
British rabbi officiating my cousin’s wedding looks like a cross bt Ralph Fiennes and Steve Martin
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
It might be difficult from an IP perspective but Conclave 2 should have Daredevil in it
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jackgreenberg.co @jackgreenberg.co · 06/03/2025
I’m a coward
Private venmo transaction for $210 reading “tanker’s piss extraction”
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kottke.org @kottke.org · 27/02/2025
Many are participating in a 24-hour economic boycott on February 28th to protest the ongoing actions of the Trump administration and to send a message to corporate America. “No online shopping or in person. No Amazon, no Walmart, no Best Buy.” [kottke.org]
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The February 28 Economic Blackout
A broad range of Americans are organizing a 24-hour economic boycott on February 28th to protest the ongoing actions of the Trump administration and to send a message to corporate America. From The People’s Union USA w
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jackgreenberg.co @jackgreenberg.co · 22/02/2025
Thinking about the time that my non-Jewish friend interviewed me for a World Religion class and asked: “what does the david cross mean to you in your faith?”
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Matt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
way funnier than the conservatives who hated Kendrick Lamar's Super Bowl halftime show are the conservatives who thought he was doing the ultimate patriotic ode to America
Emily Austin
@emilyraustin

We went from kneeling during the National
Anthem to a Halftime Show showcasing USA
Flag colors!
We're so back
8:38 PM • Feb 9, 2025George
@BehizyTweets

A few years ago, they were endorsing burning the USA flag,
and now Samuel L. Jackson is Uncle Sam at the Super Bowl.
Hollywood is desperately trying to get America to pay
attention to them again.
8:30 PM • Feb 9, 2025Omar Navarro 
@RealOmarNavarro

FINALLY a non woke Satanic halftime show
Kendrick Lamar is showing off the American Flag
I LOVE THIS
8:42 PM • Feb 9, 2025 Svishtakrit 
@svishtakrit

We are so back... finally, NFL joins in celebrating US
Flag instead of disrespecting during half time...
pardon me if he said something offensive, but the
flag display by the performers was amazing.. I didn't
pay attention to lyrics...
8:37 PM • Feb 9, 2025
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jackgreenberg.co @jackgreenberg.co · 08/02/2025
:P
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RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
i’m just photoshopping muppets onto the cover of harper’s bazaar: thread
Beaker as Renee Zellweger on the cover of Harper’s bazaar.
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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
January 2025 sounds like the name of your hot AI robot girlfriend.
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jackgreenberg.co @jackgreenberg.co · 16/01/2025
Me neither
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