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Jack Farmhouse

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Jack Farmhouse @jackfarmhouse.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That's not how it works. You were so confident in your date of September 30th that you were trying to get prediction markets to open bets for it so you could cash in, remember? No backtracking now. Open your mouth and take my cum all over your pretty tongue you chubby little bitch
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Jack Farmhouse @jackfarmhouse.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It appears Nick would like to talk about anything else besides the fact that it's September 30th, the date he guaranteed WBD/Paramount would publicly announce the cancellation of AEW's rights deal. In a couple dozen hours we'll know whether he has been full of shit all along.
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Kareem Pie @kawhimeariver6.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
If every little thing that you don't like makes you crash out, maybe sports and entertainment aren't for you.
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Jack Farmhouse @jackfarmhouse.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
The problem with AEW having a leftist fanbase is that their main hobby is making up purity tests, and their secondary hobby is getting mad about it. You owe several people sincere apologies and I expect them immediately
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Jack Farmhouse @jackfarmhouse.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
This is me #selfie
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Jack Farmhouse @jackfarmhouse.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
It's 46%. I also spent 6 years being called the f-slur on Twitter for enjoying AEW so these threads about how mean AEW fans are are always fun to see pop up
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Jack Farmhouse @jackfarmhouse.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
The only danger in presenting yourself as the left wing alternative is that the audience will become full of wokescolds who will cry loudly every time something doesn't meet the purity test. As if they're not insufferable enough every time Hangman loses.
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Jack Farmhouse @jackfarmhouse.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
When they talk about trickle down economics they mean when you get a little on your chin
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Jack Farmhouse @jackfarmhouse.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
My wrestling hot take is that I've never noticed a sideplate on a belt in 80 years of watching wrestling
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Jack Farmhouse @jackfarmhouse.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
This is a cool way to still give us blood because she 100% ain't blading lol
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THE BASTARD ZAK | @LoveWrestlingCA @smarkmouth.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
"What if we kissed at the top of the PWI250?"
Mercedes and Toni share a moment at All In
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Fats Falafel @fatsfalafel.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
#AEW
Seinfeld asks Kramer "What's going on in there?" in a blinding red light. Panel 2 is the Triangle of Madness making their entrance. Panel 3 is Kramer saying "it's the Triangle of Madness, Jerry"
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brian_travis_edits ✂️ @editorguy.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
AEW All Out is this Saturday—and let’s just say my love for Cowboy Bebop finally found its moment. This Toni Storm story fit perfectly with that vibe, so after a ton of rotoscoping, mattes, and late-night creativity,“4 Ways to Die” was born. This might honestly be my favorite package Ive done! #AEW
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Jack Farmhouse @jackfarmhouse.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Netflix paid 21.4 million for Squid Game, btw. For some perspective on the 5 billion they're paying for the 30th place property.
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Jack Farmhouse @jackfarmhouse.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
I've never seen an actual legit forking that drew blood in real time. That was absolutely revolting (compliment)
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David BASTARDspan @davidbix.com · 12/07/2025
Interesting: Arlington Mayor Jim Ross (no, not that one) is stressing on the #AEWAllinn Zero Hour pre-show that Arlington's the most diverse city in TX & that the AEW fanbase is the most diverse one he's ever seen. If you didn't think that they were planting a flag at Arena Mexico? You were wrong.
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Jack Farmhouse @jackfarmhouse.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
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Masood Tahir🇵🇸 @masoodtahir.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Mercedes Mone x Timeless Toni Storm 🎨 @aewontv.bsky.social #AEWAllIn
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
One of the most interesting parallels in American life right now is WWE bending over backwards for the Saudis and Trump administration and watching their fans get gradually more uneasy with it, while AEW just grinds away and slowly grows as their talent wears Abolish ICE shirts on cable TV.
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Jack Farmhouse @jackfarmhouse.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
This is me when I leave AEW for Hollywood opportunities and then a bunch of AEW talent get cast in Hollywood projects over the next year
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Jack Farmhouse @jackfarmhouse.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
The turnaround in AEW's perception directly correlates with Takeshita having the most matches in the promotion this year.
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Jack Farmhouse @jackfarmhouse.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Top 3 all time ppv for me. Up there with All Out '21. Outstanding from start to finish. #AEWDoubleorNothing
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Jack Farmhouse @jackfarmhouse.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Absolutely fantastic opening match. #AEWDoubleorNothing
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Jack Farmhouse @jackfarmhouse.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
The disillusioned WWE fans I've seen have not said "WWE is starting to suck, I'm gonna find an alternative," but instead "WWE is starting to suck, bring back Vince McMahon" and these are not people a company should be trying to attract.
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Jack Farmhouse @jackfarmhouse.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Instead of saying "Hangman HAS to win or it's bad booking" I urge AEW fans to say "Hangman HAS to win or I'll be upset cause he's my fav." You have your hopes set on someone and you want to cheer for them. Great. But stop thinking in terms of what it "means for the booking" if your favs don't win.
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Jack Farmhouse @jackfarmhouse.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
JC Mateo sounds like somebody who would have gotten squashed by Jeff Cobb on a 2021 AEW Dark
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Jack Farmhouse @jackfarmhouse.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
That was a h*ck of a Dynamite. I don't remember a time we've been so back.
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Jack Farmhouse @jackfarmhouse.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
oh yeah he's 100% going to suck the blood money covered dick
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Jack Farmhouse @jackfarmhouse.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
"Snowman" has plausible deniability. "Crackhead" is something the company can be sued over.
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beansprout🌿🐑 @tacodemuerte.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
i also think toni proudly announcing her queerness on television, in a time where one of the biggest wrestling companies in america shamelessly aligns themselves with right wing ideologies and figures... is very good!
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Justin Speece @justinmspeece.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
“I am HERE. I am QUEER. And I am TIMELESS!” 🖤🩶🤍 #AEWCollision #AEW #WrestleSky
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🌟 Flighty Buttlass 🎀🧸🏪💥 @flightybuttlass.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
bluesky liberals be like 🤼
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Jack Farmhouse @jackfarmhouse.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
If I follow you and you don't follow me back I have to assume you're a pervert. You like to be watched from afar, like you want me outside your window peeping in and you're enjoying that in a deeply sick way.
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Jack Farmhouse @jackfarmhouse.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Now that WWE presumably owns the AAA catalogue, somebody should go through their history and place lawsuits for all the IP violations.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
It’s really good that we got the website back up before the draft because now we get to see the people who post shit like “ah the fetid sporpsball? Alas, I yearn for more intellectual pursuits like reposting Brooklyn Dad Defiant and saying ‘This is not normal!’”
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Jack Farmhouse @jackfarmhouse.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
someone get some of the Triple NDA stories to The Rock
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Jack Farmhouse @jackfarmhouse.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Stoke with FTR is inspired, I love this shit #AEWDynamite
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Jack Farmhouse @jackfarmhouse.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
JCup is the fuckin man
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Jack Farmhouse @jackfarmhouse.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Now please welcome tonight's WWE ID Superstar to GCW, MAGA Muldoon.
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Jack Farmhouse @jackfarmhouse.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Dave saying that Netflix is lying and Raw is really down more than they claim is the sort of thing that could get me out of my casual phase and start thinking about wrestling every day again
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AL Creed 🇨🇦 @alcreed.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Megan Bayne: a literal Greek goddess Kris Statlander: the Galaxy's greatest alien Thunder Rosa: undead skeleton fighter Penelope Ford: from the Tri-State Area #AEWDynamite
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Jack Farmhouse @jackfarmhouse.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Really good #AEWDynamite
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newLEGACYinc @newlegacyinc.com · 09/02/2025
NEW VIDEO! The 10th Annual newLEGACYinc Puppy Bowl! Click here to watch!
The 10th Annual newLEGACYinc Puppy Bowl!
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Jack Farmhouse @jackfarmhouse.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Where's Jill?
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Sean @stholeary.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Anyone with a functioning brain knew Trump would be 100x worse for Gaza but the idiots got duped. Again.
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Jack Farmhouse @jackfarmhouse.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Responding to Trump announcing his intent to ethnically cleanse Gaza by being like "Democrats Democrats Democrats Democrats Democrats Democrats" sounds like coping with regret over voting incorrectly. Dems suck ass but nothing you say will make "dems are just as bad" actually true on this issue
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Brick Meatcastle @brickmeatcastle.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
"This is disgusting and inexcusable!! Don't forget to watch my royal rumble live stream!" - Too many fucking people
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Multiple Rovert Theory @mongoebooks.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Vince McMahon, Brock Lesnar, Nick Khan, Johnny Ace, Rich Hering, Brad Blum and Michael Hayes all named in the lawsuit. Still dozens of others in the company who are mentioned being involved or aware anonymously. If you watch WWE, go fuck yourself.
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Jack Farmhouse @jackfarmhouse.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
They didn't force Biden to sign the bill into law banning the platform. Blame Trump all you want, but Biden put pen to paper and deserves the blame.
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Jack Farmhouse @jackfarmhouse.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
imagine having Elon's money and wasting it buying twitter instead of developing technology to send Willow to 1990s AJW
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