Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 06/11/2025That new PREDATOR movie is giving away so much in the trailers/ads... Which is hilarious because wasn't PREY's first trailer like "native girl is chased by bear and then blurry, mysterious thing saves her"? 000
Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 01/11/2025BUGONIA is a movie partly about how not enough people realize if you keep pulling a thread, you don't have a sweater anymore 000
Reposted by Jack CrumleyOliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 17/10/2025curtis sliwa not looking like himself in the nyc debate last night because he isnt wearing his red beret is an enormous endorsement of the power of clark kent's glasses 1065958
Reposted by Jack CrumleySean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 06/10/2025CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors. ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart. ISILDUR: true 39107923056
Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 16/10/2025Event Horizon Weapons Us The Cabin in the Woods 000
Reposted by Jack CrumleyTyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 28/10/2024A Ren Faire implies a Stimpy Faire 15799170
Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 29/08/2025Why in the world would Tostitos be on CLEARANCE?? What kind of messed up alternate reality is this?! #PeacemakerS2E2 000
Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 12/08/2025Do we talk enough about how good Mark Waid and Dan Mora's WORLD'S FINEST comics are? Like... "borderline perfect" is a pretty solid description 010
Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 14/07/2025Minor spoilers My ★★ review of Superman on Letterboxd boxd.it/ahRrrHboxd.it 000
Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 09/07/2025I think AI is bad. But like... if there was a way for it to make my life less computer, I'd at least be willing to listen to the pitch 000
Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 09/07/2025My new laptop needs to reboot after the system update it just ran. Seems big. 100
Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 03/06/2025LOVE how annoyed Logan is in this. Sean looks like he's secretly having fun. 010
Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 29/05/2025I have unreasonably high hopes for John's boy fight and Sleater-Kinney 111
Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 29/05/2025I'm an hour late to the Mulaney finale. The last show is an hour and 8 extra minutes this is good news right 110
Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 27/04/2025Dave Attell just crushed it at the Liberty Twp Funny Bone 000
Reposted by Jack CrumleyHerr Spooky Gunther Büergers @calamityjon.bsky.social · 26/02/2025Drunk celebrities with open collars sweating and shouting over each other, except in cars, fast. 0131
Reposted by Jack CrumleyHerr Spooky Gunther Büergers @calamityjon.bsky.social · 26/02/2025Cannonball Run is if The Match Game was an action movie. I will be taking endless questions. 2151
Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 09/02/2025lol I'm watching Cap3 Civil War, and I just gotta give it to the writers for finding THEE clunkiest way of saying The Phrase: "When you can do the things that I can, but you don't, and then the bad things happen? They happen because of you" 100
Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 07/02/2025Normalize loudly laughing when someone is on the phone in a bathroom stall 000
Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 04/02/2025Gotta hurry up and wrap these presents for a 5-year-old's birthday party 000
Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 26/01/2025The Swedish Chef vs Turtle bit in the Victor Borge episode of The Muppet Show: Too Perfect? 100
Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 20/01/2025Incredible film. Funny like I expected and thoughtful and human in ways I didn't see coming. A favorite of the year for sure 000
Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 19/01/2025NBC rerunning the Martin Short Christmas SNL just before tonight's Dave Chappelle edition is... A Choice 000
Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 10/01/2025LISTEN FOR THE LIE by Amy Tintera is a good book 000
Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 07/01/2025Excuse me... Um... Why are we not taking about "My Adventures with Superman" ALL the time on here??? 020
Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 03/01/2025Please note for the future: 11am the Friday after New Year's is THEE WORST possible time to go to a coffee shop in Cincinnati 100
Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 02/01/2025IT'S WHAT'S INSIDE is really great and I'm sorry I waited until the first day of 2025 to watch it 000
Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 01/01/2025My new year's resolution is when people talk football at me to compare it to Marvel Snap with the same level of understanding 100
Reposted by Jack CrumleyHalloween III: Season of the Ben @franzferdinand2.bsky.social · 26/12/2024Will I be able to understand Nosferatu if I didn’t see Nosfera first? 714821
Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 26/12/2024I'm at a screening of NOSFERATU and I am ~nervous~ 000
Reposted by Jack CrumleyChewbacula @jason1749.bsky.social · 15/12/2024I would simply throw a pokeball at this young gentleman. 0359
Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 15/12/2024Presenting THEE weirdest tweet (xeet?) that somehow warranted a notification badge for me 100
Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 09/12/2024I tried watching BAD MOMS this morning and then pivoted to a first watch of BLOOD SIMPLE and I don't think I need to tell you what a weird, rewarding feeling that was 100
Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 18/06/2024DANGER 5 IS ON PRIME THIS IS NOT A DRILL, I REPEAT: DANGER 5 IS ON PRIME 000
Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 02/06/2024Not me tearing up at this week's episode of Hacks 000
Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 31/05/2024That person who keeps asking for samples to taste at a brewery except it's really complicated cocktails at a fancy bar 100
Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 27/05/2024No one asked, but this whole blackjack joke is extremely good youtu.be/HkzMA1jrm00?...youtu.beAustin Powers Blackjack SceneI also like to live dangerouslyNote: I don't own this 010