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Jack Crumley

@jackcrumley.bsky.social
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I'm ok. Friend collector, movie enjoyer, news director. This account will likely be more personal than professional.

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Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
That new PREDATOR movie is giving away so much in the trailers/ads... Which is hilarious because wasn't PREY's first trailer like "native girl is chased by bear and then blurry, mysterious thing saves her"?
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Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
BUGONIA is a movie partly about how not enough people realize if you keep pulling a thread, you don't have a sweater anymore
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Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
The Chair Company is a miracle
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Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Define "Perfect Ending"?
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
curtis sliwa not looking like himself in the nyc debate last night because he isnt wearing his red beret is an enormous endorsement of the power of clark kent's glasses
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Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 06/10/2025
CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors. ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart. ISILDUR: true
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Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Event Horizon Weapons Us The Cabin in the Woods
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 28/10/2024
A Ren Faire implies a Stimpy Faire
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Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Why in the world would Tostitos be on CLEARANCE?? What kind of messed up alternate reality is this?! #PeacemakerS2E2
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Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Do we talk enough about how good Mark Waid and Dan Mora's WORLD'S FINEST comics are? Like... "borderline perfect" is a pretty solid description
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Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
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Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Minor spoilers My ★★ review of Superman on Letterboxd boxd.it/ahRrrH
boxd.it
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Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
I think AI is bad. But like... if there was a way for it to make my life less computer, I'd at least be willing to listen to the pitch
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Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
My new laptop needs to reboot after the system update it just ran. Seems big.
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Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Girl grows up
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Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
LOVE how annoyed Logan is in this. Sean looks like he's secretly having fun.
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Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
I have unreasonably high hopes for John's boy fight and Sleater-Kinney
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Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
I'm an hour late to the Mulaney finale. The last show is an hour and 8 extra minutes this is good news right
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Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Remove a letter, ruin a movie Poo Things
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Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Dave Attell just crushed it at the Liberty Twp Funny Bone
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Herr Spooky Gunther Büergers @calamityjon.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Drunk celebrities with open collars sweating and shouting over each other, except in cars, fast.
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Herr Spooky Gunther Büergers @calamityjon.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Cannonball Run is if The Match Game was an action movie. I will be taking endless questions.
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Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Oh my god
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Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Who All Gon' Be There should be a real app
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Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
lol I'm watching Cap3 Civil War, and I just gotta give it to the writers for finding THEE clunkiest way of saying The Phrase: "When you can do the things that I can, but you don't, and then the bad things happen? They happen because of you"
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Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Normalize loudly laughing when someone is on the phone in a bathroom stall
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Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Gotta hurry up and wrap these presents for a 5-year-old's birthday party
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Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
The Swedish Chef vs Turtle bit in the Victor Borge episode of The Muppet Show: Too Perfect?
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Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Incredible film. Funny like I expected and thoughtful and human in ways I didn't see coming. A favorite of the year for sure
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Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
So Bella so much to discover
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Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
V excited for this
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Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
NBC rerunning the Martin Short Christmas SNL just before tonight's Dave Chappelle edition is... A Choice
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Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
LISTEN FOR THE LIE by Amy Tintera is a good book
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Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Excuse me... Um... Why are we not taking about "My Adventures with Superman" ALL the time on here???
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Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Please note for the future: 11am the Friday after New Year's is THEE WORST possible time to go to a coffee shop in Cincinnati
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Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
First movie tears of 2025 goes to MY OLD ASS
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Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
IT'S WHAT'S INSIDE is really great and I'm sorry I waited until the first day of 2025 to watch it
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Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
My new year's resolution is when people talk football at me to compare it to Marvel Snap with the same level of understanding
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Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Whoa, door city over here...
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Halloween III: Season of the Ben @franzferdinand2.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Will I be able to understand Nosferatu if I didn’t see Nosfera first?
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Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
I'm at a screening of NOSFERATU and I am ~nervous~
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Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
ERNEST SAVES CHRISTMAS absolutely rules
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Chewbacula @jason1749.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
I would simply throw a pokeball at this young gentleman.
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Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Presenting THEE weirdest tweet (xeet?) that somehow warranted a notification badge for me
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Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
I'm told this is a small pickup lol
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Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
I tried watching BAD MOMS this morning and then pivoted to a first watch of BLOOD SIMPLE and I don't think I need to tell you what a weird, rewarding feeling that was
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Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 18/06/2024
DANGER 5 IS ON PRIME THIS IS NOT A DRILL, I REPEAT: DANGER 5 IS ON PRIME
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Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 02/06/2024
Not me tearing up at this week's episode of Hacks
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Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 31/05/2024
That person who keeps asking for samples to taste at a brewery except it's really complicated cocktails at a fancy bar
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Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 27/05/2024
No one asked, but this whole blackjack joke is extremely good youtu.be/HkzMA1jrm00?...
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Austin Powers Blackjack Scene
I also like to live dangerouslyNote: I don't own this
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