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Jack Crumley

@jackcrumley.bsky.social
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I'm ok. Friend collector, movie enjoyer, news director. This account will likely be more personal than professional.

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Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
That new PREDATOR movie is giving away so much in the trailers/ads... Which is hilarious because wasn't PREY's first trailer like "native girl is chased by bear and then blurry, mysterious thing saves her"?
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Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
BUGONIA is a movie partly about how not enough people realize if you keep pulling a thread, you don't have a sweater anymore
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Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
The Chair Company is a miracle
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Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Define "Perfect Ending"?
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
curtis sliwa not looking like himself in the nyc debate last night because he isnt wearing his red beret is an enormous endorsement of the power of clark kent's glasses
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Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 06/10/2025
CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors. ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart. ISILDUR: true
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Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Event Horizon Weapons Us The Cabin in the Woods
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Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
A onesie that says "what do you want me to do, throw up?"
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 28/10/2024
A Ren Faire implies a Stimpy Faire
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Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Why in the world would Tostitos be on CLEARANCE?? What kind of messed up alternate reality is this?! #PeacemakerS2E2
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Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Do we talk enough about how good Mark Waid and Dan Mora's WORLD'S FINEST comics are? Like... "borderline perfect" is a pretty solid description
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Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
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Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Minor spoilers My ★★ review of Superman on Letterboxd boxd.it/ahRrrH
boxd.it
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Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
I think AI is bad. But like... if there was a way for it to make my life less computer, I'd at least be willing to listen to the pitch
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Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Captain Picard trying to respond to a Borg threat, but the screen gets a big popup that says "How are you enjoying Big Screen?👍👎"
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Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
We're just silently dealing with an endless onslaught of updates and downloads and reboots and ratings requests, right? I can't be the only one who thinks this isn't the future we were promised (Chapter 724)
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Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
My new laptop needs to reboot after the system update it just ran. Seems big.
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Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Girl grows up
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Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
LOVE how annoyed Logan is in this. Sean looks like he's secretly having fun.
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Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Ah, the fight was good. You made a really fun show to watch, John Mulaney. Great job
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Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Oh, the extra 8 minutes are these Sean Penn stories, got it
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Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Please tell me the 8 extra minutes are a behind-the-scenes of the writers coming up with this Henry Winkler bit
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Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
The internet lore about Little Pickel was born tonight
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Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Hands down his best opening
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Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
I have unreasonably high hopes for John's boy fight and Sleater-Kinney
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Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Randy Newman was fine, and this is total ignorance, but I am just not on the wavelength of any of the other acts #GoodAndDidILikeItAreTwoDifferentThings
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Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
And not like "yeah, the musical act is 8 minutes longer!" because I'm sorry, I may just be a total pleb, but I've only REALLY enjoyed Cypress Hill and Alanis
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Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
I'm an hour late to the Mulaney finale. The last show is an hour and 8 extra minutes this is good news right
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Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Remove a letter, ruin a movie Poo Things
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Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
In the Lilandra episode of @cerebrocast.bsky.social , Connor and Josh Trujillo agree that Magneto would be such a better partner for her than Charles, and your idea would be a great way to set that up
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Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Dave Attell just crushed it at the Liberty Twp Funny Bone
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Herr Spooky Gunther Büergers @calamityjon.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Drunk celebrities with open collars sweating and shouting over each other, except in cars, fast.
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Herr Spooky Gunther Büergers @calamityjon.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Cannonball Run is if The Match Game was an action movie. I will be taking endless questions.
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Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Oh my god
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Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Backup singers def weren't mic'd
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Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Felt like that Miley Cyrus/Brittany Howard collab had technical issues. Sweet song choice tho
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Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
I wish they would've leaned in to the pipes part more
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Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
David Letterman & Keke Palmer get to sit next to each other on #SNL50 and I love that v much
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Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Who All Gon' Be There should be a real app
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Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Like... I know you're trying to say it without saying it (for whatever studio reason), but brevity is the soul of wit, my guy
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Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
lol I'm watching Cap3 Civil War, and I just gotta give it to the writers for finding THEE clunkiest way of saying The Phrase: "When you can do the things that I can, but you don't, and then the bad things happen? They happen because of you"
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Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Normalize loudly laughing when someone is on the phone in a bathroom stall
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Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Gotta hurry up and wrap these presents for a 5-year-old's birthday party
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Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Don't even have the energy to talk about how in the world they shot him playing Liszt's "Hungarian Rhapsody No 2" with Rowlf youtu.be/oN6FZpPXaBI?...
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The Muppet Show - 405: Victor Borge - “Hungarian Rhapsody No. 2” (1979)
YouTube video by The Muppet Show Vault
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Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
The Swedish Chef vs Turtle bit in the Victor Borge episode of The Muppet Show: Too Perfect?
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Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
"We hear you..."
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Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Incredible film. Funny like I expected and thoughtful and human in ways I didn't see coming. A favorite of the year for sure
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Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
So Bella so much to discover
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Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
V excited for this
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Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
NBC rerunning the Martin Short Christmas SNL just before tonight's Dave Chappelle edition is... A Choice
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