Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 06/11/2025That new PREDATOR movie is giving away so much in the trailers/ads... Which is hilarious because wasn't PREY's first trailer like "native girl is chased by bear and then blurry, mysterious thing saves her"? 000
Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 01/11/2025BUGONIA is a movie partly about how not enough people realize if you keep pulling a thread, you don't have a sweater anymore 000
Reposted by Jack CrumleyOliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 17/10/2025curtis sliwa not looking like himself in the nyc debate last night because he isnt wearing his red beret is an enormous endorsement of the power of clark kent's glasses 1065958
Reposted by Jack CrumleySean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 06/10/2025CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors. ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart. ISILDUR: true 39107893053
Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 16/10/2025Event Horizon Weapons Us The Cabin in the Woods 000
Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 16/10/2025A onesie that says "what do you want me to do, throw up?" 010
Reposted by Jack CrumleyTyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 28/10/2024A Ren Faire implies a Stimpy Faire 15799170
Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 29/08/2025Why in the world would Tostitos be on CLEARANCE?? What kind of messed up alternate reality is this?! #PeacemakerS2E2 000
Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 12/08/2025Do we talk enough about how good Mark Waid and Dan Mora's WORLD'S FINEST comics are? Like... "borderline perfect" is a pretty solid description 010
Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 14/07/2025Minor spoilers My ★★ review of Superman on Letterboxd boxd.it/ahRrrHboxd.it 000
Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 09/07/2025I think AI is bad. But like... if there was a way for it to make my life less computer, I'd at least be willing to listen to the pitch 000
Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 09/07/2025Captain Picard trying to respond to a Borg threat, but the screen gets a big popup that says "How are you enjoying Big Screen?👍👎" 000
Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 09/07/2025We're just silently dealing with an endless onslaught of updates and downloads and reboots and ratings requests, right? I can't be the only one who thinks this isn't the future we were promised (Chapter 724) 100
Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 09/07/2025My new laptop needs to reboot after the system update it just ran. Seems big. 100
Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 03/06/2025LOVE how annoyed Logan is in this. Sean looks like he's secretly having fun. 010
Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 29/05/2025Ah, the fight was good. You made a really fun show to watch, John Mulaney. Great job 000
Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 29/05/2025Oh, the extra 8 minutes are these Sean Penn stories, got it 100
Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 29/05/2025Please tell me the 8 extra minutes are a behind-the-scenes of the writers coming up with this Henry Winkler bit 100
Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 29/05/2025The internet lore about Little Pickel was born tonight 100
Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 29/05/2025I have unreasonably high hopes for John's boy fight and Sleater-Kinney 111
Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 29/05/2025Randy Newman was fine, and this is total ignorance, but I am just not on the wavelength of any of the other acts #GoodAndDidILikeItAreTwoDifferentThings 010
Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 29/05/2025And not like "yeah, the musical act is 8 minutes longer!" because I'm sorry, I may just be a total pleb, but I've only REALLY enjoyed Cypress Hill and Alanis 100
Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 29/05/2025I'm an hour late to the Mulaney finale. The last show is an hour and 8 extra minutes this is good news right 110
Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 21/05/2025In the Lilandra episode of @cerebrocast.bsky.social , Connor and Josh Trujillo agree that Magneto would be such a better partner for her than Charles, and your idea would be a great way to set that up 000
Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 27/04/2025Dave Attell just crushed it at the Liberty Twp Funny Bone 000
Reposted by Jack CrumleyHerr Spooky Gunther Büergers @calamityjon.bsky.social · 26/02/2025Drunk celebrities with open collars sweating and shouting over each other, except in cars, fast. 0131
Reposted by Jack CrumleyHerr Spooky Gunther Büergers @calamityjon.bsky.social · 26/02/2025Cannonball Run is if The Match Game was an action movie. I will be taking endless questions. 2151
Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 17/02/2025Felt like that Miley Cyrus/Brittany Howard collab had technical issues. Sweet song choice tho 100
Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 17/02/2025I wish they would've leaned in to the pipes part more 110
Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 17/02/2025David Letterman & Keke Palmer get to sit next to each other on #SNL50 and I love that v much 110
Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 09/02/2025Like... I know you're trying to say it without saying it (for whatever studio reason), but brevity is the soul of wit, my guy 000
Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 09/02/2025lol I'm watching Cap3 Civil War, and I just gotta give it to the writers for finding THEE clunkiest way of saying The Phrase: "When you can do the things that I can, but you don't, and then the bad things happen? They happen because of you" 100
Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 07/02/2025Normalize loudly laughing when someone is on the phone in a bathroom stall 000
Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 04/02/2025Gotta hurry up and wrap these presents for a 5-year-old's birthday party 000
Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 26/01/2025Don't even have the energy to talk about how in the world they shot him playing Liszt's "Hungarian Rhapsody No 2" with Rowlf youtu.be/oN6FZpPXaBI?...youtu.beThe Muppet Show - 405: Victor Borge - “Hungarian Rhapsody No. 2” (1979)YouTube video by The Muppet Show Vault 000
Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 26/01/2025The Swedish Chef vs Turtle bit in the Victor Borge episode of The Muppet Show: Too Perfect? 100
Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 20/01/2025Incredible film. Funny like I expected and thoughtful and human in ways I didn't see coming. A favorite of the year for sure 000
Jack Crumley @jackcrumley.bsky.social · 19/01/2025NBC rerunning the Martin Short Christmas SNL just before tonight's Dave Chappelle edition is... A Choice 000