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JackBastard @jackbastard.bsky.social · 21/05/2025

I'm so glad Alex Ferguson is still alive to watch all his incredible work being undone, piece by piece. Shout out to his doctors for keeping him alive long enough to see this.

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JackBastard @jackbastard.bsky.social · 16/02/2025

Trent just needs to fuck off.

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JStar @jstar2.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

Elon Musk | American History X I cut the clip. You decide.

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JackBastard @jackbastard.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

"It came off his stomach, not his arm"

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JackBastard @jackbastard.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

You know capitalism has won when your phone tries to autocorrect Santa to Santander...

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JackBastard @jackbastard.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

We weren't winning that game, last one at goodison, in this levelling weather, 12.30 ko, without mac and ibou, after we drew last game to last min equaliser and they won 4-0. This is God sending a message that this is our season.

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Mark Kastner @mkstnr.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

I feel the same way when I see Courtois make a save as a Vietnam vet does when he hears a car backfire.

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JackBastard @jackbastard.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

Next week - Sol Campbell - "I don't feel as though I'm welcomed at Spurs..."

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JackBastard @jackbastard.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

GREAT result for City, that. Avoided 6 straight defeats. Progress.

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JackBastard @jackbastard.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

I don't see the jeopardy in giving Mo a big contract. Hes 32 and about to leave for free. If you give him a 3-4 year contract on 400k/week, best case scenario is he's Ronaldo and plays at top level another 3-4 years. Worst case, he falls off a cliff like Fabinho and you sell to Saudi for 50-100m?

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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

No it is their job to do what their billionaire boss says. And people REALLY need to work that out.

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JackBastard @jackbastard.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

David Coote at Stockley Park right now with a can of petrol.

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JackBastard @jackbastard.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

Is there really a petition calling for another general election? Let's chuck another brexit one in there while we're at it then, shall we lads?

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Oliver Kay @oliverkay.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

Breaking: Premier League clubs have approved changes to associated-party transaction rules this morning. A blow to Manchester City, who had challenged the previous rules and forced the rules to be written ... but still not to their satisfaction, evidently www.nytimes.com/athletic/593...

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JackBastard @jackbastard.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

APT changes approved. Fuck you, City.

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JackBastard @jackbastard.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

The real Jimbo is in the building...

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JackBastard @jackbastard.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

While we're on the Mike Flanagan love in, every series he makes has some crazy mad genius monologue. This one, from "The fall of the house of Usher" is just sublime.

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When life hands you lemons | The Fall of the House of Usher

YouTube video by Jae Erdinger

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Mike Galsworthy @mikegalsworthy.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

And THAT is exactly how people with a huge sense of entitlement regularly behave when they get caught out. #JeremyClarkson

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JackBastard @jackbastard.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

With all these farmers in London, who's up for a bit of poaching?

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JackBastard @jackbastard.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

Hello, I'd like to see my football team play again soon please, for the love of christ. #fuckinternationals

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Dave Karpf @davekarpf.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

Step 1: Elon takes over Twitter, unbans and amplifies the worst white nationalist posters, methodically turns it into a right wing echo chamber. Step 2: Users who aren’t white nationalists or MAGA extremists leave for Bluesky en masse. Step 3: op-ed columnists fret, “is Bluesky an echo chamber?”

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Henry Morris @mrhenrymorris.substack.com · 16/11/2024

Why would Bill Gates want to microchip a squirrel?

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JackBastard @jackbastard.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

Well, I guess this breaks the standard "this isn't an airport, you don't need to announce your departure" line...

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Peregrine falcon fan @nrgsrhc.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

They should have called this site AFC Twitter

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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 07/10/2023

Will the detective investigating your murder be sad?

A spoof of an infographic showing a map of Europe, colour-coded by which countries will offer food to visitors. The caption is "Will the detective investigating your murder be sad?" The Nordic territories are labelled "sad", Northern Europe is labelled "sad & wet", Eastern Europe, Southern France and Northern Italy are labelled "sad and drunk" and the Mediterranean nations are labelled "sexy". It's less funny when you explain it, to be honest.

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Cameron Loxdale @cloxdale.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

Good morning Bluesky. Here's a helpful starter pack for divorced men named Geoff but one has been murdered. Please help us find the killer. go.bsky.app/KDY26rh

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TesticleOReilly @testicleoreilly.com · 15/11/2024

Just a reminder that women wear thongs to cut their farts in half.

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Jim Pickard @pickardje.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

cartoon of the day

A satirical cartoon of a passenger on a plane saying the pilot has lost touch with regular passengers before adding: “who thinks I should fly the plane?” Everyone puts their hands up.

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Catherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

Looking forward to learning how appointing an accused child-sex-trafficker as AG and a suspected Russian asset as DNI will lower the price of eggs

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JackBastard @jackbastard.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

Kelleher when Alisson gets injured...

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TesticleOReilly @testicleoreilly.com · 13/11/2024

I give it 2 days before we find out Cootes shot JFK

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barry @backseatsmanlfc.bsky.social · 13/11/2024

Tomorrow's Overlap video is going to end up being a YouTube Short after they cut out all of the Coote stuff that has inevitably aged horrendously since filming

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JackBastard @jackbastard.bsky.social · 13/11/2024

Reckon David Coote is currently sending out all the dogshit eating videos to all his mates employers, after having the whatsapp mutually assured destruction pact broken.

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Andrew Levi @andrewprlevi.bsky.social · 11/08/2024

Another site, a bit musky, is full of people (many bots, tbf) parading near zero understanding of English law or of the convictions in respect of the last 10 days’ or so violence. Nor does the US 1st Amendment mean what many (often Americans) seem to think. Frustrated? Maybe this can help. A🧵/1.

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