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Dystopian Revelry @jacaphene.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
She has a gift for avoiding cute ass pictures being taken.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
DoorDash spent $1.4M trying to stop Zohran Mamdani from becoming mayor. This week's historic $131.5M enforcement action against DoorDash for underpaying NYC delivery workers shows why. Yet another reminder that the only thing that can beat organized money is organized people.
theintercept.com
DoorDash Spent $1.4 Million Trying to Stop Mamdani From Becoming Mayor. Now We Know Why.
In a wage-theft settlement, DoorDash now has to pay its workers around 100 times what it spent trying to beat Zohran Mam
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Dystopian Revelry @jacaphene.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Had this fucking dog for one year. She thanks me by sitting on my head.
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Dystopian Revelry @jacaphene.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
What am I even supposed to do?
A fox monster dog is asleep on my very not tan leg.
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Ars Technica @arstechnica.com · 15/09/2026
Andrew Wakefield was stripped of his medical license over a fraudulent, now-retracted study that falsely claimed a link between autism and the measles, mumps, and rubella vaccine.
arstechnica.com
RFK Jr. headlines sold-out anti-vaccine conference alongside Andrew Wakefield
The event is hosted by Kennedy's anti-vaccine group Children's Health Defense.
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Dystopian Revelry @jacaphene.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Once year ago, this unchipped, collarless, too skinny puppy showed up in my front yard. When she came back the next day, I knew she'd chosen me. (This is the very first picture I was able to get of her face holding still for more than a second.)
A four month old Irish Setter German Shepherd mix puppy squints, annoyed, at the camera.Same puppy, one year later
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Dystopian Revelry @jacaphene.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Whoever did Mitch McConnell's taxidermy and puppetry is an absolute master craftsman.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The oil industry buys off Congress. No action on climate. The NRA buys off Congress. No action on guns. Insurance companies buy off Congress. No action on health care. Big Tech buys off Congress. No action on AI safety. The list goes on and on. Money in politics is the root of our dysfunction.
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Seth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This is just your reminder that Donald Trump has publicly urged his voters to commit voter fraud in every federal election he's ever run in, even as he's repeatedly failed to produce *any evidence* that voter fraud amongst his political opponents exists at any scale. He is scum.
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Dystopian Revelry @jacaphene.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Couldn't figure out who Luke Baines reminded me of since I haven't seen him in anything other than Shadowhunters. Then I realized he's older Peter Pan and the son of Owen Harper.
Robbie KayLuke BainesBurn Gorman
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Michael J. Stern @michaeljstern.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It's an abuse of the FCC. Texans, make it backfire!
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"Women are TOO EMOTIONAL to be president!!!!!"
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Dystopian Revelry @jacaphene.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I was momentarily excited about the SIZE of the unfolded iPhone. It's shorter and a little wider than most...and, yes! I want that. It doesn't need to fold. Just be shorter. My last phone gave me 6 years. My current, 4 years and counting. I'd like a short fat phone in 2ish years please.
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Dystopian Revelry @jacaphene.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Did anyone else notice the 40 oz the Wall Street Journal said might be too much water is 24 oz less than the 8 eight ounce glasses we've been told all our lives?
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Dystopian Revelry @jacaphene.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Just double checked my registration!
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Dystopian Revelry @jacaphene.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Every so often when I'm playing fetch with my puppy, I pat her head and tell her she's a good dog and she gets this look on her face and I know exactly what she's thinking. THROW THE GODDAMN BALL ALREADY
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Darth Empath @jhatman.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
A human can only survive 2-7 days without clean water, whereas we can survive in perpetuity without datacenters. Choose wisely.
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Wolf Hour @wolfhour.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
"No business which depends for existence on paying less than living wages to its workers has any right to continue in this country. By living wages I mean more than a bare subsistence level - I mean the wages of decent living." .. (Franklin. D. Roosevelt) ..(cartoon Nick Anderson)
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Dystopian Revelry @jacaphene.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Videos and pictures do not capture how ridiculous and stupid these things look in person. And I always forget until I see one again.
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Dystopian Revelry @jacaphene.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Can I buy lettuce again? Or is it just no lettuce forever?
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Pam Palmer, Esq. @pampalmeresq.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
TEXAS VOTERS HOW CAN YOU VOTE KEN PAXTON TO BE YOUR SENATOR KNOWING FULL & WELL HE’S EVERY BIT AS CORRUPT AS POTUS?! This Senate race is close, when it NEVER should be. You have one of the most CORRUPT persons ever running on the GOP side versus a Democratic candidate…”
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Marc Elias @marcelias.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This is such an important story.👇 Opponents of President Donald Trump’s dangerous executive order restricting mail voting say there’s a simple motivation behind the scheme: Democrats vote by mail more than Republicans. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
democracydocket.com
Democrats use mail voting more than Republicans. That’s why Trump is attacking it
In 2024, 37% of Democrats reported voting by mail compared to 24% of Republicans, according to the MIT Election Data and Science Lab.
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Dystopian Revelry @jacaphene.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Can I buy lettuce without risking explosive diarrhea yet or...?
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Dystopian Revelry @jacaphene.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Don't forget to check your registration.
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Dystopian Revelry @jacaphene.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I would absolutely download a pizza.
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Dystopian Revelry @jacaphene.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
STOP THREATENING US WITH A GOOD TIME AND DO IT.
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Dystopian Revelry @jacaphene.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
If you grew up reading VC Andrews, you should watch Riverdale for the most VC Andrews character I've ever seen: Cheryl Blossom. Whoever is still writing VC Andrews should publish a Blossom family 5 book series because I would buy them so fast.
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Dystopian Revelry @jacaphene.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
It will never not be a little sad that Debbie didn't see she finally found a family who would love her exactly as she was.
static.klipy.com
Addams Family Values: Debbie Jellinsky's Laugh
ALT: Addams Family Values: Debbie Jellinsky's Laugh
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Dystopian Revelry @jacaphene.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
So, the prevailing wisdom is 8 glasses of water a day. With each glass equalling 8oz (237mL). Or 64oz (1.9L) a day. Wall Street journal comes out saying 40oz (1.2L) may be too much. WE SEE YOU.
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
among many other things I would like to see dems campaigning on, it should be made clear to companies that profit from deals like this that any public lands or resources given to them by trump will be immediately nationalized with appropriate punitive fines
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Dystopian Revelry @jacaphene.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Republicans always have a silent asterisk. Make America Healthy Again* *except anyone who can't afford to avoid the 19th century diseases we're about to unleash on the world
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Dystopian Revelry @jacaphene.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Riff Raff = Lawrence Fletcher
Richard O'Brien as Rocky Horror's Riff RaffRichard O'Brien as Phineas and Ferb's Lawrence Fletcher
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Dystopian Revelry @jacaphene.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
youtu.be/EXHSbGvklgE?...
youtu.be
"A Lil' Ole Bitty Pissant Country Place" (Song) | The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas (1982) | TCM
YouTube video by Turner Classic Movies
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/08/2026
[Exit Queen.]
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Food companies wanted deregulation. Now there are dozens of recalls across the country. Mining companies wanted deregulation. Now the black lung rate is at a 45-year high. Financial companies wanted deregulation. Now financial losses to fraud are the highest on record. Noticing a pattern?
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Tyson Foods just settled a price-fixing lawsuit and has almost doubled its profits this year compared to last. Its CEO makes $34.5M — 798x more than his median employee. Remember this as it closes plants in Illinois and Utah, laying off 3,200 with little notice.
kwqc.com
Joslin workers describe tears, chaos after learning Tyson plant shutting down permanently
Tyson Foods is permanently closing its Joslin, Illinois beef plant, leaving more than 2,500 workers without jobs. The f
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Dystopian Revelry @jacaphene.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I need a VC Andrews' style five book series about Cheryl Blossom. #riverdale
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Jon Adcock @jonadcock.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
#booksky
Can't believe we're at the stage of dystopia where we're destroying old books because Tim from corporate can't write his own emails.
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Dystopian Revelry @jacaphene.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Murdoch Mysteries casting director absolutely nailed young Winston Churchill.
Winston Churchill in 1895Actor Thomas Howes as Winston Churchill in Murdoch Mysteries
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Dystopian Revelry @jacaphene.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
It feels like any sentence that begins with "there's this kitten/cat" ends with "anyway, here's my new kitten/cat."
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Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
ST. PAUL, Minn. (AP) - Minnesota attorney general sues Texas governor to compel extradition of ICE agent charged in nonfatal shooting.
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Dystopian Revelry @jacaphene.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
What do you mean there was a Hedwig and the Angry Inch episode of Riverdale?! I would've started watching this show years ago just for that episode.
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Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
We’re out here trying to set the high score.
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Mandy Kilpatrick @mandypandaren.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Are we allowing this? Because there is no one with honor or integrity in Congress to stop it....? Is there a way for us to fight this?
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Dystopian Revelry @jacaphene.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Should I read Outlander? I avoided watching it because every time my mom put it on there was a sex scene. While I'm not opposed to sex scenes, I AM opposed to watching them with my mom.
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Dystopian Revelry @jacaphene.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
How is my fur covered dog running and having a good time outside in the humid feels like 102 weather and I'm drenched in sweat just standing there watching? Am I somehow sympathetic sweating for her?
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AFL-CIO @aflcio.org · 12/08/2026
The Department of Education's RISE rule redefines “professional degrees,” making it harder to afford getting the required education for critical jobs and shutting out the next generation of public service workers. No worker who dedicates their life to public service should be priced out of it.
spectrumlocalnews.com
Unions sue Education Department over RISE rule
On July 1, federal student loan limits were capped for nursing, teaching and other degrees
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Dystopian Revelry @jacaphene.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I need more than 10 holds at my library.
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Dystopian Revelry @jacaphene.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Aarrrrggghhhh. I set my Kindle down somewhere in my house and it is just gone. I even checked the fridge.
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