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Jewbacca

@j3wbacca.bsky.social
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Thuper gay Jew✡️boy. I like to bake. I love abstract art. Also cats. And dogs. But mostly cats. Non-sequiturs. I haz 'em. I'm Rubicon Salubrius on fb.

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Jewbacca @j3wbacca.bsky.social · 8h
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Jewbacca @j3wbacca.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
"It's actually cerulean . . . "
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Heard Island Government @heardislandgov.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
We would like to remind countries everywhere; if The Hague won’t or can’t take your despots, our active volcano will. It reacts exceptionally well on body types such as Putin/Trump/Xi/Lukashenko/Kim, etc. Pedos are good sacrificial fuel too.
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MaddowBlog @maddowblog.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A free press is an important tool against a government entity trying to consolidate power. And it's a tool that scales, from local sheriffs to presidents.
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Jewbacca @j3wbacca.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Have mass murderers/shooters replaced serial killers?
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Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett @crockett.house.gov · 25/09/2026
Come through, South Dallas! If you need assistance with a federal agency, join Team Crockett for Mobile Office Hours on October 10 from 11:00AM-1:00 PM. We’re bringing constituent services to you! See you there! RSVP: tx30.us/dallas
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Jewbacca @j3wbacca.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I may not know my flowers, but I know a bitch when I see one! 
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Jewbacca @j3wbacca.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
There was a time in my life when I wanted to see everyone's penis. But now at 55 I think maybe I've seen enough.
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Just Jack @just-jack-1.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Choose wisely.
A sliding scale with Noem at 0 and Kash at a 10
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Jewbacca @j3wbacca.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Apparently everything that's going on now is preferable to having a Black woman president. I will never understand (nor agree).
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Jewbacca @j3wbacca.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Unf
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Jewbacca @j3wbacca.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I'm sorry, but did Inspector Reid just flip me off? 
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Just Jack @just-jack-1.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Let’s assume we had a windfall from tariffs (we don’t), there were trillions in committed investments (there aren’t), and we were not drowning in debt (we are), Trump still would not issue a $5,000 dividend (bribe). He’s a conman. His kink is getting you to fall for his BS over and over again.
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nteunational.bsky.social @nteunational.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
There’s a new way to support NTEU’s legal fight to protect the federal workforce and vital public services we all rely on. NTEU’s Friends of the Fight Fund keeps our fight strong and moving forward—and anyone can donate. Give today and spread the word: www.nteu.org/donate
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Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett @crockett.house.gov · 09/09/2026
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Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett @crockett.house.gov · 02/09/2026
Republicans just cut polling locations in Tarrant County right before the midterms. They’ll do EVERYTHING but give folks a reason to vote for them. You want the people’s votes? Do your job and earn them. It’s really that simple.
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Jewbacca @j3wbacca.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Why can't I scroll lower To See what I'm typing? What's up with this?
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Jewbacca @j3wbacca.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Why did John Fogerty want to be in coach? I think most people would prefer first class.
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Jewbacca @j3wbacca.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
What do roaches eat? Besides pavement, I mean.
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EAT A BAG OF DICKS!! @eatabagofdicks.com · 27/08/2026
EAT A BAG OF DICKS, ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE!!
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WTFGOP a.k.a on Twitter @Doggintrump @wtfgop.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Somebody just referred to Trump as the Cunt Of Mostly Crisco & I am fucking dead! 🤣
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Bonky @shesbonky.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
H0RNY ACTIVISM pt. 982 In honor of Conservatives claiming women's leggings are too revealing—EVEN TO WORK OUT IN—each day I share photos of men wearing almost nothing while working out in public spaces.
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Jewbacca @j3wbacca.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Wow! Wordle 1,889 2/6* ⬛⬛🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Pete Buttigieg @petebuttigieg.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Gerrymandering lets politicians choose their voters instead of the other way around. Until we end that, it will remain difficult to achieve the things most Americans already agree on.
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nteunational.bsky.social @nteunational.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
DOGE didn’t eliminate waste, fraud and abuse; it caused it. The federal government has lost thousands of employees, taking with them generations of skill and expertise—jeopardizing the public services we rely on. www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEWc...
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HEIST the documentary film
YouTube video by HEIST the documentary
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
They left a letter out of the sign for this Brazilian waxing spa. #typo
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Jewbacca @j3wbacca.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
It's not ok I don't fuck with it -Madonna
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ceej @ceej.online · 18/07/2026
took the kids to an art museum today and it was so life-affirming. my five year old thought a bunch of the portraits were “about goblins”
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Jewbacca @j3wbacca.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Proof that you can start out as a cute boy and be made ugly by Republicanism.
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 17/07/2026
Low T Pete. ☠️
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Jewbacca @j3wbacca.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
And you've already tried pec release? It sound like what you're doing anyway, but on a wheel. bsky.app/profile/raha...
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Jewbacca @j3wbacca.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Wow! Wordle 1,849 2/6* ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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John Green @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
with a little help from his older brother, @hankgreen.bsky.social has invented an absurdly enjoyable word-spelling game called smush. www.hankgreen.com/smush/
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Smush
A daily word game. Each letter gets 5 uses. Except the gold one, which is always required.
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Jewbacca @j3wbacca.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
The keyboards on my phone.
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Jewbacca @j3wbacca.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I think it's nearly time to watch #RipperStreet again. Last time was probably four years ago.
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Jewbacca @j3wbacca.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
@tpwky.bsky.social did you see this? www.who.int/news/item/02...
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Patient enrolment begins in a scientific trial to identify the first effective treatments for Bundibugyo virus disease
In a major international effort to evaluate potential treatments for Ebola disease due to Bundibugyo virus (BVD), the PARTNERS clinical trial has opened enrolment today for patients in the Democratic ...
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Jewbacca @j3wbacca.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
OMG my pants are falling down! (Weight loss FTW.)
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Architecture @architecture.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Historic Art Deco indoor pool at the Berkeley City Club, designed by Julia Morgan and opened in 1930
Historic Art Deco indoor pool at the Berkeley City Club, designed by Julia Morgan and opened in 1930
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Jewbacca @j3wbacca.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
This is not today's answer. @pauletteparis1.bsky.social
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MaddowBlog @maddowblog.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
abcnews.com/Health/milit...
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Military services again requiring recruits to get flu shots as Air Force outbreak grows
A flu outbreak at a basic training facility for the Air Force in San Antonio, Texas, is growing to at least 222 cases and four hospitalizations.
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Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett @crockett.house.gov · 19/06/2026
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Silverjow @silverjow.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
A small celebration of love, connection, and being unapologetically yourself. Wishing everyone a month filled with joy, pride, and kindness. #pride
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Jewbacca @j3wbacca.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Wow! Wordle 1,819 2/6* 🟩⬛🟨⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Jewbacca @j3wbacca.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Ora Coltman: Artist and Architect artsandculture.google.com/story/GQVRyu... @buckeyemama.bsky.social
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Ora Coltman: Artist and Architect - Google Arts & Culture
Learn about Ora Coltman's collaborations in art and architecture with Cleveland Public Library
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Jewbacca @j3wbacca.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Is Toy Story 5 where we finally see adult toys introduced into the lineup?
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Jewbacca @j3wbacca.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
White rice? Ew
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Jewbacca @j3wbacca.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
#FCF Furry Cat Friday
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Jewbacca @j3wbacca.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
It's OK to eat sardines at work as long as I don't put them in the microwave, right?
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Jewbacca @j3wbacca.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Sneezing while taking a dump. UGH! The worst!
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Stansaid Airport @stansaidairport.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Delighted to be opening our brand new McDonald's toda....oh ffs
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