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Jewbacca

@j3wbacca.bsky.social
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Thuper gay Jew✡️boy. I like to bake. I love abstract art. Also cats. And dogs. But mostly cats. Non-sequiturs. I haz 'em. I'm Rubicon Salubrius on fb.

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Jewbacca @j3wbacca.bsky.social · 2h
Sorry, that's Leo 2X Long
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Jewbacca @j3wbacca.bsky.social · 2h
If you like huge, then you definitely need Leo 2XL in your collection. See squarepegtoys.com. 
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Jewbacca @j3wbacca.bsky.social · 9h
No. I want to fuck on the couch. KTHXBAI
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Jewbacca @j3wbacca.bsky.social · 9h
Hopefully it was within one minute so you don't get charged. 
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Jewbacca @j3wbacca.bsky.social · 11h
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Jewbacca @j3wbacca.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
"It's actually cerulean . . . "
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Jewbacca @j3wbacca.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I remember meeting you at Dallas Eagle in 2017 or so. Had such a good time with you. I wish it could have been more than once.
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Jewbacca @j3wbacca.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ummm, I think it's calling my name actually. The start of David & Nathan sound so much alike, is no wonder you were confused. 🤣
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Jewbacca @j3wbacca.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Better tuck that thumb
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Jewbacca @j3wbacca.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Honestly, you should see if the guys over at squarepegtoys.com would make a mold of your cock. I would buy it. Especially a 2X Long. My favorite from them is Leo 2X Long. That thing will rearrange your organs.
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Heard Island Government @heardislandgov.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
We would like to remind countries everywhere; if The Hague won’t or can’t take your despots, our active volcano will. It reacts exceptionally well on body types such as Putin/Trump/Xi/Lukashenko/Kim, etc. Pedos are good sacrificial fuel too.
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Jewbacca @j3wbacca.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Marlborough
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Jewbacca @j3wbacca.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
And then maybe you can talk about ankylosing spondylitis, which is fun to say but not fun to have. 
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Jewbacca @j3wbacca.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Jewbacca @j3wbacca.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
So, nothing basically, except licking Chrump's butthole. Cool, cool.
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MaddowBlog @maddowblog.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A free press is an important tool against a government entity trying to consolidate power. And it's a tool that scales, from local sheriffs to presidents.
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Jewbacca @j3wbacca.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Have mass murderers/shooters replaced serial killers?
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Jewbacca @j3wbacca.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Nothing
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Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett @crockett.house.gov · 25/09/2026
Come through, South Dallas! If you need assistance with a federal agency, join Team Crockett for Mobile Office Hours on October 10 from 11:00AM-1:00 PM. We’re bringing constituent services to you! See you there! RSVP: tx30.us/dallas
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Jewbacca @j3wbacca.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I may not know my flowers, but I know a bitch when I see one! 
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Jewbacca @j3wbacca.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Yes, especially considering that Advil and ibuprofen are essentially the same thing. One is a brand name and one is not. They are both NSAIDs and they do the same job. 
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Jewbacca @j3wbacca.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Maybe you should run for office.
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Jewbacca @j3wbacca.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
There was a time in my life when I wanted to see everyone's penis. But now at 55 I think maybe I've seen enough.
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Just Jack @just-jack-1.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Choose wisely.
A sliding scale with Noem at 0 and Kash at a 10
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Jewbacca @j3wbacca.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Apparently everything that's going on now is preferable to having a Black woman president. I will never understand (nor agree).
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Jewbacca @j3wbacca.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Remember, if you're doing downward facing dog correctly, you're looking at the floor. I did naked yoga years ago, and I would always get comments like "what happens when you're doing downward facing dog and you're looking up someone's ass?" People are so weird. 
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Jewbacca @j3wbacca.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Jewbacca @j3wbacca.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
youtu.be/j9lrjid2sMQ
youtu.be
Skin Deep - Sword Fight
YouTube video by menocu87
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Jewbacca @j3wbacca.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
But you're talking about Mike Johnson's Congress. Never gonna happen. 
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Jewbacca @j3wbacca.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Unf
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Jewbacca @j3wbacca.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
S1E1 if anyone wants to check it out.
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Jewbacca @j3wbacca.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I'm sorry, but did Inspector Reid just flip me off? 
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Just Jack @just-jack-1.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Let’s assume we had a windfall from tariffs (we don’t), there were trillions in committed investments (there aren’t), and we were not drowning in debt (we are), Trump still would not issue a $5,000 dividend (bribe). He’s a conman. His kink is getting you to fall for his BS over and over again.
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Jewbacca @j3wbacca.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
<clutches pearls> <and crotch>
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Jewbacca @j3wbacca.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Sexy even fully clothed. Maybe better because now I can imagine you without clothes.
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Jewbacca @j3wbacca.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Small tank. I filled my tank yesterday with non-ethanol priced at $4.61 and it was $52. My tank wasn't empty; I still had a range of maybe 150 miles.
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Jewbacca @j3wbacca.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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nteunational.bsky.social @nteunational.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett @crockett.house.gov · 09/09/2026
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Jewbacca @j3wbacca.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
привет
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Jewbacca @j3wbacca.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Brings back memories of Gabby Giffords. 
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Jewbacca @j3wbacca.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
He looks sloppy as ever. 
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Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett @crockett.house.gov · 02/09/2026
Republicans just cut polling locations in Tarrant County right before the midterms. They’ll do EVERYTHING but give folks a reason to vote for them. You want the people’s votes? Do your job and earn them. It’s really that simple.
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Jewbacca @j3wbacca.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
@support.bsky.team
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Jewbacca @j3wbacca.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Why can't I scroll lower To See what I'm typing? What's up with this?
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Jewbacca @j3wbacca.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
If I'm interpreting this correctly, you're saying Dolly was . . . a piss pig? That can't be right.
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Jewbacca @j3wbacca.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I've been here for years. Also, I'm still on the book of faces. Check out my profile here for my username. 
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Jewbacca @j3wbacca.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Why did John Fogerty want to be in coach? I think most people would prefer first class.
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Jewbacca @j3wbacca.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
@njbetsy.bsky.social is your friend too? I used to cut her hair (in Texas).
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Jewbacca @j3wbacca.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
What do roaches eat? Besides pavement, I mean.
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