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Makahi

@ivycat.wtf
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I'm either catching or throwing the hedgehog. Here for the sens hockey memes, cats, and silliness.

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Makahi @ivycat.wtf · 29/09/2026
Kirill Marchenko will have a higher cap hit than Mitch Marner.
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Makahi @ivycat.wtf · 27/09/2026
If your craft market stall is using ai generated signage, I'm not trusting the provenance of anything that you're selling.
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Makahi @ivycat.wtf · 27/09/2026
Hearing Go Sens Go in the Fremont market.
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Makahi @ivycat.wtf · 25/09/2026
Dang, Leevi is gone. Hopefully he can refine his game in Vancouver! Or we'll see him again when he's placed back on the waiver wire
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Makahi @ivycat.wtf · 25/09/2026
Step one of return to work complete: I found my laptop! Step two: remembering the password
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Makahi @ivycat.wtf · 25/09/2026
I forget the source, but how tonight is ending for me:
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Makahi @ivycat.wtf · 25/09/2026
Parental leave ends tonight and tomorrow I have to return to work after being gone for ten weeks. I thusly declare that will be a two beer night. At least!
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.
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Molly "Mollylele" Lewis @mollylewis.wtf · 23/09/2026
Yes, but are there any furries in the Epstein files?
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マニアニ/Maniani @maniani0122.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Gundi👁️
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Makahi @ivycat.wtf · 22/09/2026
Fall equinox, the official start of pumpkin spice latte season. Also the latte artist today did a heck of a job!
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Makahi @ivycat.wtf · 21/09/2026
First sens preseason game today. Time to overreact after the first period
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Makahi @ivycat.wtf · 21/09/2026
Wife: can you please bring my green shirt downstairs. The "green" shirt in question:
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Micro SF/F by O. Westin @microsff.com · 21/09/2026
When a wizard dies, their spells unravel. But the pattern lingers a while. When Fitzglob died, other wizards swarmed his tower, trying to find his time-stopper room, which you exited as soon as you entered, no matter how long you spent inside. "Here! This room!" "Why?" "It has a reading chair!"
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Makahi @ivycat.wtf · 21/09/2026
...I am "a plex guy" btw
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La vida en viñetas @lavidaenvinetas.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Jim'llpaintit
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Makahi @ivycat.wtf · 18/09/2026
Hey Microsoft, stop trying to reinstall Office 365 with every other update! There is a reason why I uninstalled it dang it
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Makahi @ivycat.wtf · 18/09/2026
This would be utterly vibes destroying, but imagine a 1-for-1 trade of Ullmark for Hellebucyk
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cayce @cayce.zone · 17/09/2026
please invest in my new line of 50% plant protein / 50% beef hamburger, Implausible Burgers
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Makahi @ivycat.wtf · 17/09/2026
Boucher outscoring McKenna, book it
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Olraca @olraca.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Props to this hero.
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Makahi @ivycat.wtf · 15/09/2026
Ivy is waiting for us to get out there of bed so she can have breakfast. Surprisingly patient
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Penguins memes for Pittsburgh needs @buffalosmemes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Weird Al Swearengen @peterlynn.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Pretty tough day when Ms. Rachel denounces you as a moral coward.
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🇨🇦Tadhg Dalaigh @tadhgdalaigh.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Makahi @ivycat.wtf · 11/09/2026
New fridge who dis
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Makahi @ivycat.wtf · 08/09/2026
This should be blocked on the grounds that it would be a national security risk. It's bad enough that Visa and MasterCard are American. Having another major payment processor in their hands means that Canadians do not have control of their financial ability to transact
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Makahi @ivycat.wtf · 07/09/2026
Woke up this morning to the fridge and freezer no longer working despite drawing power. Repair technician isn't available until tomorrow because it's the holiday weekend. Throwing away a couple hundred dollars worth of meats and dairy. I guess pizza for dinner?
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Makahi @ivycat.wtf · 05/09/2026
My "this totally isn't like the Bobby Ryan signing to get fans to forget about Alfie“ shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.
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Makahi @ivycat.wtf · 03/09/2026
The hill Sens fans choose:
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Makahi @ivycat.wtf · 03/09/2026
The average Sens fan:
Sisyphus pushing the boulder up the hill, while wearing a Thomas Chabot jersey
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Chris Sinclair @chrissinclairrr.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
According to TSN’s Claire Hanna, who was attending the Ottawa Senators season launch day, lots of contractor trucks are at the Canadian Tire Centre. Chris Phillips said, “A big project is having the Ottawa Charge play here, so building out a campus for them here to call home.”
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Makahi @ivycat.wtf · 03/09/2026
When we keep the game on even when it's -30c and the roads are a hazard: "the chill we chose"
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Makahi @ivycat.wtf · 03/09/2026
The Seattle Kraken are doing a "Dungeon Crawler Karl" themed night when the Sens are in town. I can't wait to pick up that kitty hat ^_^
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Makahi @ivycat.wtf · 03/09/2026
Honestly, I kinda like it because of parliament hill and we've chosen to die on the hill that is Sens fandom. Also this is open ended enough that we can meme like crazy when we have our mental breakdown after our first two game losing streak.
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Makahi @ivycat.wtf · 27/08/2026
Canadians should rename Lake Michigan to Lake Ohio for maximum chaos
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Makahi @ivycat.wtf · 27/08/2026
The kiddo always looks so surprised when I tell him that he doesn't yet have object permanence
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 26/08/2026
everybody please send your strength to the queens who started planning their dolly numbers for this weekend and now have to decide if theyre gonna pivot to rocky horror or combine them somehow
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Makahi @ivycat.wtf · 26/08/2026
I don't know how effective epilepsy is at protecting kids....
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Makahi @ivycat.wtf · 25/08/2026
Empty seat next to me on the flight. Effectively accidental first class ftw
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Makahi @ivycat.wtf · 25/08/2026
Trade war effects kicking in:
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Makahi @ivycat.wtf · 24/08/2026
Just updated my Dad's computer monitor. It no longer needs to use a vga-to-HDMI adapter to connect to his laptop. He went from a 2008 era flatscreen to a 4k Asus ProArt. I'm jealous of the wonder he is experiencing with such a massive leap
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Graham Stark @graham.loadingreadyrun.com · 22/08/2026
Idk how much Canadian trade deals get media coverage south of the border, but I know it’s usually reported as “Canadians are mad at tariffs” and not “he keeps threatening to annex us”… So FYI the US wanted to stop Canada from making trade deals with other countries, that’s why Carney rejected it.
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Makahi @ivycat.wtf · 22/08/2026
The Firefox private browing logo looks like a nursing bra.
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Gravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Tapping the sign
WOKE transit vs PATRIOT transit
Needs license/registration
so the government can track you
Government regularly inspects it to legally drive
Legally forces you to pay Insurance so they can pay for other people's accidents
Fuel needs big government subsidies to stay under $5/gallon
Government can revoke privilege to drive anytime
Not required to register
No inspection requirement
Bike insurance optional. Not required
No need for government subsidies
Biking privilege cannot be revoked
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Makahi @ivycat.wtf · 20/08/2026
Was frustrated that the wife's hand pump didn't connect directly to our baby bottles. So I designed and printed an adapter! Once I get this prettier I'll post it for others to freely use, but the result has been functional enough so far ^_^
Medela pump to spectra bottle
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Makahi @ivycat.wtf · 19/08/2026
Surprisingly no Sens but it is the off season
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Makahi @ivycat.wtf · 19/08/2026
Trying to Big Walk with the wife but also needing to soothe the kiddo
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Makahi @ivycat.wtf · 18/08/2026
I'm a terrible father
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Makahi @ivycat.wtf · 14/08/2026
Turns out that having a newborn is perfect for an at-home baker. Since I'm up at 2am and 5am to feed the kid anyway, I may as well check on the status of the rising dough. Fresh warm bread for breakfast is a definite perk
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