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MuMu 🐙 @ivegotamuon.bsky.social · 5h

Oh for the confidence of the Magic 8-Ball™️

Screenshot of the silly Magic 8-Ball app, where you type in a question and then shake your phone, and the Magic 8-Ball gives you an answer. My question at the top is “No, but will he?” - which is meaningless, because those are the best questions to ask a Magic 8-Ball that isn’t even real, that isn’t even *real*. The blue triangle inside the round black Magic 8-Ball image reads “YES DEFINITELY”. What can it possibly mean? I think there’s poetry in it.

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MuMu 🐙 @ivegotamuon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Is it, though? Because it isn’t, is it?

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Dr Rebecca Wragg Sykes @lemoustier.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

🏺 I submit the funniest #Minoan-linked octopus image ever - seen this year on the inside of one of the toilet cubicles at Phaistos 🐙

photo showing inside of a white toilet door with handle and lock, above is a two-pronged coat hook which has been drawn around to make it look like an octopus

Closeup of the Octopus drawing, showing six curled tentacles added complete with suckers; someone seems to have later put the date 2020, a heart and some letters.

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Sarah Lidwell-Durnin @sarahlidwelldurnin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

The event all Minoan scholars have been waiting for - World Octopus Day 🐙

Minoan vessel with spout, featuring a slightly stunned-looking and highly stylised painted octopus rendered in dark brown on cream.

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MuMu 🐙 @ivegotamuon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Notice also how the entire thing is a veritable shopping list of sex acts that he wants ME to perform on HIM. Vice Presidents have worked harder to seduce a couch

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MuMu 🐙 @ivegotamuon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I can’t help thinking this man would actually assault a woman without doubt, if he could only get close enough to one. Who does this? Seriously, who thinks this is okay? Ted, 44, from Daventry, that’s who. #Nope

Him: Im into —— ——, i love —— —— and ——. To have my —— sat on and —— in my ——. I adore —— and ——, —— —— too, —— your whole ——, but for you to —— me, —— —— or —— ——, —— my ——. Make me ——. Dont let me ——, —— me, and i mean ——, —— in my —— and —— me. Xx

Me: I really wish I hadn’t had to read that. I tried to only skim it so I wouldn’t have to digest the full slimy horror of it. Fortunately I’ll never have to look at it again.

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MuMu 🐙 @ivegotamuon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Chicken bacon pie, fig walnut salad with capers, and honey mustard dressing. All homemade. If I’d invited you to dinner you’d want to have sex with me before you even had two bites, and that would be inconvenient because I’m eating it at the kitchen counter and watching Fleabag #fuckingyum 😋

This is a Denby pasta bowl on a board. There’s my fork in the bowl on the left. Actually it’s a threek. In the bowl is a square of pie, surrounded by the most delicious fucking salad ever. It’s got lettuce, three kinds of tomatoes, cucumber, red pepper, capers, walnuts, and two fresh figs cut in quarters. The dressing is Dijon mustard, honey, lemon juice, red wine vinegar, extra virgin olive oil, salt and pepper. My daughter had the same except without the dressing and with a chicken burger instead of pie. I love feeding my family.

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MuMu 🐙 @ivegotamuon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Bloody love them Frenchies 🩷 🇫🇷

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MuMu 🐙 @ivegotamuon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

The middle of Lidl is making me uncomfortable 😳

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MuMu 🐙 @ivegotamuon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Jesus, when she opens her mouth does a little tiny Natalie Harp poke out of it and hiss?

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MuMu 🐙 @ivegotamuon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Out of interest, here are the ages of each sender: 1 - 34 2 - 57 (wish I was joking) 3 - 22 (jog on, kid) 4 - 43 (‘should of’ learnt by now) 5 - 33 (too old for that shit) 6 - 30

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MuMu 🐙 @ivegotamuon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Actual coffee out my nose 🤣

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MuMu 🐙 @ivegotamuon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Granted it’s more difficult with strangers, and this is why women end up having to giggle and try to keep it light when they’re approached in public. But men will have friends who talk like this in front of them, and they should shut it down. After all, men seek only other men’s approval…

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MuMu 🐙 @ivegotamuon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Oh I see, I quite misunderstood you! Now that I re-read your reply I can see exactly what you meant. Silly me. Yes, no.4, quite unconscionable 😆

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MuMu 🐙 @ivegotamuon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Nothing cute about any of this.

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MuMu 🐙 @ivegotamuon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I’m not really looking (why would I? 🤣) but thank you. My goal is to draw attention to intolerable behaviour, and reinforce the message that change is long overdue.

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MuMu 🐙 @ivegotamuon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

1. Of course I’m a MILF, but only my friends get to say it 4. Probably the most offensive out of all six. I’m not tolerating that 5. Seriously WTF I’m in my 50s for goodness’ sake. I cannot comprehend what it’s like for young women on the daily. Men, just… shame your mates out of doing this.

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MuMu 🐙 @ivegotamuon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Just to underline this - it’s 10am, and so far I’ve received messages from six men: 1 called me a MILF 2 asked to see my asshole 3 said I must be “horny” 4 said ‘should of’ 5 wanted to hear about my “weirdest wank” 6 just asked for nudes As so many others have said, Men Are Not Lonely Enough

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MuMu 🐙 @ivegotamuon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Oh, thank you so much! My apologies xx

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MuMu 🐙 @ivegotamuon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Finally the Reaper read the memo 🤞

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MuMu 🐙 @ivegotamuon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

…with crayons. We’re drawing them with crayons.

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MuMu 🐙 @ivegotamuon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Normalise not letting this shit fly 🤦‍♀️ Never mind ‘Manners Maketh Man’, more like Manners Maketh Mu Melt #Nope

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MuMu 🐙 @ivegotamuon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

My daughter doesn’t understand the political party system. I’m trying to help her.

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MuMu 🐙 @ivegotamuon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

You know how I’m not very grown up? Well…

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MuMu 🐙 @ivegotamuon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

His dating profile is almost completely empty, except for a few hints (read: improbable claims) regarding his knob size, and yet somehow it’s my fault I’m not interested. Dude’s nearly 50, ffs #Nope

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MuMu 🐙 @ivegotamuon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

What a wonderful titbit of information! Thank you so much xx

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MuMu 🐙 @ivegotamuon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I love this song. Always have. If I did Karaoke (never have, never will) this would be my other choice 🎶

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MuMu 🐙 @ivegotamuon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Described as “shy”. He’s not Princess fucking Diana 🤦‍♀️

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MuMu 🐙 @ivegotamuon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

To his credit, he went on after this to admit that he was, in fact, a “bit of a idiot, lol x”. I politely suggested he could work on that for next time, but I’m done messing with him now. There’s a cat standing on my tum-tum and I’ve got some really good Italian coffee in the kitchen. #Nope

The rest of the conversation, because you couldn’t make it up:

Him: Apologies if I upset you x

Me: Upset? No.

Him: Didn't mean to be rude in any way x

Me: Oh? So what first impression were you going for then, exactly?

Him: Hopefully not too come across as a idiot lol x

Me: Oh dear.

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MuMu 🐙 @ivegotamuon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

54 years old and he woke up at 5am to say this to a complete stranger. I hope his morning piss made him equally uncomfortable #Nope

Dating app text exchange between me and Mr Reached-The-Age-Of-54-Without-Learning-Anything:

Him: Hey gorgeous would love to chat with you if you're interested x..love your look soooo hot and horny babe x

Me: Is that how you talk to women? You probably don’t talk to them for long, do you?

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MuMu 🐙 @ivegotamuon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Imagine thinking this is a good starter. I am heartily unimpressed by such callow sticky youths, and I despair at the thought that anyone might be. Also: Men, a woman’s mere presence on a dating app is NOT CONSENT to receiving whatever marsh-gas bubbles up out of that bog of a brain. Can it. #Nope

Opening message from a clueless 25-year-old man on a dating app, followed by my response, after which I blocked him, because I don’t need to let him whine about it:

Him: Heyhey [smiley face emoji] saw your pics and figured they are pretty hot and wanted to ask if you’d like the idea of me stroking it to your photos and then busting a fat nut.

Me: Run along, little boy, and keep your tawdry fantasies to yourself

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Michael Rosenberg @mrosenberg.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

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Samantha Asumadu @samanthaasumadu.substack.com · 01/10/2026

My all-time favourite poem for #NationalPoetryDay (A class of schoolchildren were asked to write haikus. One wrote this. It's a masterpiece, and he or she is probably a psychopath 🤤)

Haiku

Five syllables here
Seven more syllables there
Are you happy now??

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MuMu 🐙 @ivegotamuon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Oh no, you’re right, that’s the one time I get cuddles. He comes in yelling at the top of his lungs about 4am and jumps all over me. Good thing we love ‘em 😆

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MuMu 🐙 @ivegotamuon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Nope. He follows me everywhere, especially the bathroom, boops me relentlessly, but always sits three feet away and refuses POINT BLANK to let me pick him up, EVER. Weirdo.

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MuMu 🐙 @ivegotamuon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

He is EXTREMELY BEAUTIFUL. All the girls are probably chasing *him*. Here is my lovely Boy, giving it butter-wouldn’t-melt ❤️

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MuMu 🐙 @ivegotamuon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

My cat eats cooked chicken every morning, so I end up with a lot of bones in the freezer. It’s way cheaper than posh cat food, though, and the rest of the family eats well off it too ☺️

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MuMu 🐙 @ivegotamuon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I’ve been a bit out of the habit, what with one thing or another. My girl stood on a stool and clapped her hands when she saw the soup! 🥹 My son is an amazing cook, but they do both love it when I make pie. I had 11 chicken carcasses boiling up on Saturday for the stock, so they’d better be good 😋

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MuMu 🐙 @ivegotamuon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Look what I’ve been up to today! Chicken mushroom pie, chicken bacon pie; carrot coriander soup; bacony and non-bacony quiches; chocolate chip cookies and double chocolate chip cookies. Gosh, I’d make a lovely wife for some lucky young ma— oh wait no the fuck I wouldn’t HA HA HA HAAAHA HA 🤣

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MuMu 🐙 @ivegotamuon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

And he says it so nicely, too 🥹

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MuMu 🐙 @ivegotamuon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Sara I believe this is yours 🏆

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MuMu 🐙 @ivegotamuon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Read the posts, read ALL the replies because they’re gorgeous, and I promise you that, unless you’re already an Irretrievable Nerd, you will augment your vocabulary in delightful ways.

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MuMu 🐙 @ivegotamuon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

What can I say, I needed a little Dark Matter in my life

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MuMu 🐙 @ivegotamuon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Everyone assumes the ones in my garden are fake 💀

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