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Ivan Habunek

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Hello babies. Welcome to Earth. It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It's round and wet and crowded. On the outside, babies, you've got a hundred years here. There's only one rule that I know of, babies - "God damn it, you've got to be kind.

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Ivan Habunek @ivan.habunek.com · 29/09/2026
Ja u ecco dućanu jer su mi njihove cipele lijepe, udobne i dugo traju, pun nade pitam: - imate li išta broj 48? Dućan u ZG: - jok najveće 47 😢 Dućan u malmu: - naravno, držimo do 50 😮 Zašto ja moram putovati van države da nađem cipele?
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Ivan Habunek @ivan.habunek.com · 29/09/2026
Sviđa mi se da su trumpa naveli poimence.
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Ivan Habunek @ivan.habunek.com · 28/09/2026
Odlično. No comment.
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Ivan Habunek @ivan.habunek.com · 28/09/2026
It's too early for thankfulness, grandpa.
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Molly White @molly.wiki · 28/09/2026
i love that the doxxed guy's response is to tell the chatbot "you gotta never do that ever again"
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
After a long day at the aquarium, the otters help tidy their toys away. Payment is made promptly and entirely in ice cubes.
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Ivan Habunek @ivan.habunek.com · 26/09/2026
Majstor knjavator.
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Ivan Habunek @ivan.habunek.com · 26/09/2026
Glupi Ryanair ne da do boarding passa nikako osim kroz aplikaciju. Na pitanje kako da suputnici proslijedim njezin pass kaže da pošaljem screenshot. Klaunovska posla.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, working at a desk. A brain next to her says, "We need to take breaks!"
The second panel zooms in on Sarah's face. She is annoyed. She says, "What if I don't listen to you?"
The third panel shows the brain smiling.
The fourth panel shows the brain reaching towards a lever. The brain says, "I'LL MAKE YOU."
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Cyanide & Happiness @cyanide-happiness.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I promise, just hold on!
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Ivan Habunek @ivan.habunek.com · 26/09/2026
Ajde lijepo su sredili pješačku i biciklističku stazu.
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Vukovarska stanje radova, 20.09.2026., Zagreb, Hrvatska
YouTube video by Zagrebačka Infrastruktura
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ILV-83 @ilv-83.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Actually, why the hell not? Here's a sampling from one day in 2012 photographing Tallinn trams, all pretty much from the same location.
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Ivan Habunek @ivan.habunek.com · 24/09/2026
Zgodno, ZET je dodao informacije o vozilima za neke vožnje, pa ih dodajem u svoj TUI.
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Oh...
Panel 1

Field is reading a book and talking about it.

Field: This autism memoir is fascinating. A lot of it is surprisingly relatable.

Panel 2

Field: It's funny that I've had similar experiences, thoughts, and habits. It's like reading about myself.

Panel 3

Field stares into the distance. They are suddenly evaluating everything about their life.

Panel 4

Field watches a sunset. As if watching an old world vanish into darkness before a new one comes into the light.
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Ivan Habunek @ivan.habunek.com · 23/09/2026
Jedan od dražih autora <3
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Ivan Habunek @ivan.habunek.com · 23/09/2026
MILF KEKIN
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Silvija 🦊 @silvija.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Kol’ko košta kad unutra plačem?
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
In the first panel we see Sarah, the protagonist, next to a stick figure labeled “AI”. The stick figure says, “my outputs look just like yours now.”
The second panel zooms in on Sarah’s face. Above her we see text reading “I think”.
The third panel zooms in closer on Sarah’s face. Text above her reads “you missed”.
The fourth panel shows Sarah drawing happily in a sunlit room. The text above her reads “the point”.
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Ivan Habunek @ivan.habunek.com · 22/09/2026
Lokalizirani pljusak u natkrivenom prostoru. Mislim da se zgrade ne bi trebale tako ponašati.
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Ivan Habunek @ivan.habunek.com · 21/09/2026
So this is a thing. 😁 Maybe it's not too late To learn how to love And forget how to hate
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William Shatner Crazy Train live 2026 Riot Fest warm up show
YouTube video by Norbs metal super tv show
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Slavoj Žižek has my dream job. I watched him speak in front of a crowd for 45 minutes uninterrupted about whatever he felt like while the host watched helplessly. when he finally finished she said "wise words" and he said "I HATE WISDOM" then started talking again
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-Boulet- @bouletcorp.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
🎵 Heaaad shoulders knees and toooes, knees and toes 🎵 (Me explaining where it hurts)
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Ivan Habunek @ivan.habunek.com · 19/09/2026
Legenda. Also: citat u mom profilu.
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Ivan Habunek @ivan.habunek.com · 19/09/2026
Picture of a sailboat with the caption:
SCURVY 
When life doesn't give you lemons.
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dwarf fortress bugs @dwarffortressbugs.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
[0005697] migrants arrived and leave jewelry on the ground
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Ivan Habunek @ivan.habunek.com · 18/09/2026
Imam potrebu dodati stranicu o decimalnom zarezu u hrvatsku wikipediju. Idem nakon posla na pivo, možda me prođe.
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Ursula K. Le Guin Bot @leguinbot.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
“Where do you get your ideas from, Ms Le Guin?” From forgetting Dostoyevsky and reading road signs backwards, naturally. Where else?
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dwarf fortress bugs @dwarffortressbugs.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
[0010429] Dwarven citizens of retired fort have spatial amnesia
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Ivan Habunek @ivan.habunek.com · 17/09/2026
Wow ovo izgleda impresivno.
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Ivan Habunek @ivan.habunek.com · 16/09/2026
△
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Angine de Poitrine: Zugzegk | The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
YouTube video by The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
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Ivan Habunek @ivan.habunek.com · 15/09/2026
Mislim da nije kontroverzno mišljenje da je Susan Sarandon u Rocky Horror neopisivo hot.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran saying "I'm in love with the shape of you" while looking at a map of Greater Israel
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The title for the first two panels is "Young Me".
In panel one we see a young version of Sarah, the protagonist. She says, "I want to achieve great things".
In panel two we zoom in a little on young Sarah's face. She continues, "An astounding career! An amazing house! World peace!"
The title for the last two panels is "Adult Me".
In panel three we see adult Sarah, looking down.
In panel four we zoom out and see she is in front of a basil plant. She simply says "I want to grow a basil plant".
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Micro SF/F by O. Westin @microsff.com · 12/09/2026
Before the annual bonfire was lit, the witch checked it. Five fieldmice and one hedgehog were gently evacuated. Then there were the toxic things. Someone's hatred. Another's regrets. And pain. It was good they were discarded, but if you breathed the smoke... She drew them out, for safe disposal.
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Ivan Habunek @ivan.habunek.com · 11/09/2026
Kanal o kuhanju koji znam pogledati na youtube ima epizodu o dad bod prezentiranu u gaćama. Beefy.
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Got some bad news, boys...
YouTube video by Adam Ragusea
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Ricardo Juchem @ricardojuchem.com · 11/09/2026
I remember that @wadjeteyegames.com put in Unavowed one achievement that can be unlocked only if you goes to a specific location in the game when you play it in a certain day of a certain month (in real calendar). Without cheating, you can unlock it in one day in the entire year. The day is today.
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Ivan Habunek @ivan.habunek.com · 11/09/2026
Jutros bio četvrti trening za redom ovaj tjedan. Dva karate i dva fizio. Imam problema sa sjedanjem i ustajanjem. 😅
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Ivan Habunek @ivan.habunek.com · 11/09/2026
Jednom kad je prijatelj s faksa koji je bio švorc trebao slike za pasoš. Slikali smo ga kod mene digitalnim foticem sa plahtom kao pozadinom. U paint shop pro složili 6 slika na canvas 10x15cm I razvili to kao fotku za 2kn. Umjesto da plaćamo cca 30 za slikanje. Još smo posudili rezalicu za slike. 😁
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Lum @brokentoys.social · 10/09/2026
Ein Reich Ein Volk Ein Linux-Distro
Screenshot of a post by DHH (@dhh) that reads:

The Omarchy Doctrine

Unite the nerds
Hold the line
Have some fun
Beauty is truth
Heritage is duty
Command is service
Welcome the agents
Perfect the computer
Own the machine
You’re somebody now

Below the text is a banner with pixel art lettering that spells out "OMARCHY" in a gradient of peach, orange, and dark grey against a dark background with scattered orange pixel embers.
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Graham Annable @grickle.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Risk. #grickledoodle #cats #pets #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor
A kneeling courtier offers a bowl concealing a de‑worming pill to a regal cat queen seated on an ornate throne, crown on her head and flanked by armed guards, while the court anxiously hopes she won't detect it. Caption reads "They all prayed the Queen would not detect the de-worming pill hidden in her royal num-nums."
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
CRASH - Gator Days
CRASH - Gator Days
 
Characters
 
Gustopher - Alligator Son
 
August - Alligator Dad
 
Mewbert and Nougat - Pet Cats
 
Panel 1
 
Setting - Gustopher's room at his desk.
 
Gustopher is drawing something at his desk when he hears a loud crash. Mewbert jumps up at the sound with all her fur sticking out and back arched.
 
Panel 2
 
Setting - The kitchen
 
Gustopher has run to the kitchen to see what is wrong with Mewbert right behind him. August is standing dejectedly while looking down.
 
Gustopher: DAD! What happened? Are there burglars?
 
August: No.
 
Panel 3
 
Gustopher excitedly tries to figure out what's going on.
 
Gustopher: Did something explode? Did a car crash? Did the toilet-
 
August interrupts before Gustopher finished.
 
August: I dropped dinner.
 
Panel 4
 
Gustopher looks down and only just notices the lasagna spread all over the floor and a broken casserole dish. Mewbert is by his feet staring at the wasted food and Nougat is doing the same by August.
 
Gustopher: Oh... This is worse than I imagined.
 
August: Yeah.
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Ivan Habunek @ivan.habunek.com · 09/09/2026
Odlično! Samo bih komentirao da su Courier i Consolas vrlo retro. :)
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Modern Day Typographer
YouTube video by Elle Cordova
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Ivan Habunek @ivan.habunek.com · 09/09/2026
Konačno malo Olegovog vremena. Ne sjećam se kad mi zadnje nije bilo vruće.
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Ivan Habunek @ivan.habunek.com · 08/09/2026
Volim ovu stvar, ali prvi put vidio spot, odličan. :) Pjesma baš ima svu energiju srednjovječne krize. Maybe I should go and live in Amsterdam In a side street near a big canal Spend my evenings in the Van Gogh Museum What a dream, Van Gogh Museum
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Lou Reed - Modern Dance (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by UPROXX Indie Mixtape
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Ivan Habunek @ivan.habunek.com · 08/09/2026
www.maptap.gg September 8 100🎯 90👑 96🔥 98🎯 96🏅 Final score: 964 Neloše :)
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🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game
Play MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers.
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Ivan Habunek @ivan.habunek.com · 08/09/2026
What is furry?
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Ivan Habunek @ivan.habunek.com · 08/09/2026
Ja gledam trailer bez ikakvog konteksta: > Kako dobra glumica već dugo nisam gledao tako uznemirujuć dijalog između dva lika. Pravi psycho. Trailer: > Btw ovo je dokumentarac.
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You Can See Everything | Official Teaser HD | A24
YouTube video by A24
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Internet Dad @whatahellofawaytodad.com · 08/09/2026
This edible ain't shit Two hours later
Elizabeth holmes
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