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SegwaySwanker

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The system that's killing you isn't going to stop killing you if you just put another in charge of it.

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Puff the Magic Hater @mskellymhayes.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
The billionaires have a vision of the future, and in it, many of us are dead. Not because they all want to kill us (some of them want to kill some of us), but because we are simply surplus and expendable in their eyes.
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Queer Armorer @queerarmorer.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Never forget the OG pride pistol. CZ Parrot, my beloved color blind step child …
A person holding a competition pistol with rainbow paint in their hand.
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The Guardian @theguardian.com · 30/04/2026
‘My own contribution’: the Ottawa immigrants learning to retrofit homes and fight the climate crisis
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‘My own contribution’: the Ottawa immigrants learning to retrofit homes and fight the climate crisis
A Canadian social enterprise hopes to help solve the urgent need for retrofits and shortage of skilled workers
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SegwaySwanker @iuhuhhgh.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
"What's that? You wanted Biden not to have left behind dangerous legal tools for Trump to use against the country? YOU WANT A KING?!" I dunno. Would a king not have done those things?
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SegwaySwanker @iuhuhhgh.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
"Sure homophobia and racism was bad, but that was normal then! You shouldn't criticize any country at the time for that!" ...That's pretty telling there.
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Ev from Felt Lips @borissentme.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
She's making this comic reality.
A cartoon of two Middle Eastern people talking as drones drop bombs above them. The man says "They saw the next ones will be sent by a woman." The woman responds "really makes you feel like you're part of history."
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ChrisCatMom🐈📎 @christhecatmom.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Biden refused to even try to expand the Supreme Court. Garland refused to jump on prosecution of Trump on day one. They let us down. If Democrats don’t campaign hard on removing them, they shouldn’t win their primary.
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 29/04/2026
If we—as individuals and movements— lack concrete goals and a coherent theory of social change, then the default goal is just "return to normalcy": - absence of visible crisis - competent professionals running the prisons and ICE - polls showing a favorable electoral outcome
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SegwaySwanker @iuhuhhgh.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
It doesn't matter that it's dumb. They know it is. The goal isn't to win. The goal is to keep the cult awake and throwing themselves at the metaphorical feet of their god.
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SegwaySwanker @iuhuhhgh.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
If this man isn't hailed as a hero in the future, we as a species need go extinct right now.
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SegwaySwanker @iuhuhhgh.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
You heard it here folks, communism isn't a left wing political stance! That's a lie capitalists made up! Obviously we must be like the liberals and push to the right!
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SegwaySwanker @iuhuhhgh.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Left unity in 3 easy steps! 1) Completely misconstrue a concern someone has about it. Make sure to insult/deride a part of the left. 2) Accuse person of "sowing division." 3) Get so angry at your naked hypocrisy being pointed out you can't even wait 1 minute between tantrum posts.
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SegwaySwanker @iuhuhhgh.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Being "canceled" means other people refuse to engage with you Taylor.
Poster Shitlib Memes tells Lorenz her attendance to the correspondences' dinner lends legitimacy to Trump's admin. No insults or profanity used.Lorenz's userpage via Shitlib Memes, she's blocked them.
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Go ahead and destroy The United States of America Godzilla. Make the people happy
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/04/2026
Bottle Girl Nods As Kash Patel Screams State Secrets In Ear theonion.com/bottle-girl-nods-as-ka…
Bottle Girl Nods As Kash Patel Screams State Secrets In Ear
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CrimethInc. Ex-Workers' Collective @crimethinc.com · 23/04/2026
Now, between clashes with the stormtroopers of the Trump regime, is a good time to put the pieces in place to be ready for the next round. This guide equips street medics and health professionals to respond to some of the common injuries inflicted by police violence. crimethinc.com/TreatingPoli...
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Protocols for Common Injuries from Police Weapons
These guidelines are intended to equip street medics and health professionals to respond to common injuries inflicted by police violence.
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aetherism🌧️ @aetherism.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
i don’t really consider myself much of a socialist anymore honestly, too much love for work, too much tolerance for authoritarian marxists even from the anarchist socialist camp, & not enough discussion about how workers can be oppressors too/too much class reduction
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SegwaySwanker @iuhuhhgh.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Oh I wonder how the democrats lost all of those things? It surely couldn't be because they treated the fascists as not a real threat and dismissed their attacks against anything that could stop them just like one European country did...
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Eli Valley @elivalley.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
What's a little lie for a Nazi when there are tens of millions of dollars waiting to be grifted?
Cenk Uygur:
Did I miss the requirement to agree with all of his positions in order to accept his help in combating war and genocide? And do you think it's a good idea to reject allies when we desperately need them to end Israel's control over this country? 

I didn't ask you to marry the guy, I asked you to take yes for an answer when he's a very rare media figure in America who is willing to treat Muslims like they're human beings and say their lives matter. This is not a hard question.

In reply to Mehdi Hasan, here: https://x.com/cenkuygur/status/2046763884753879081
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Tucker Carlson Calls Iraqis “Semiliterate Primitive Monkeys” in Latest Round of Tapes
The Fox News host refused to apologize for another set of remarks.

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SegwaySwanker @iuhuhhgh.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Liberals. It is genuinely impossible for them to even conceive of a presidential candidate choice that doesn't support "some" genocide.
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Lauren McKenzie @themckenziest.gay · 24/09/2025
Oh yeah that would’ve solved everything for sure
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Kamala Harris says Biden should've invited Elon Musk to the White House in 2021
The former VP writes in her new book that Musk set off her "spidey senses" long before his MAGA pivot in 2024.
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SegwaySwanker @iuhuhhgh.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
"TACO" is trending again, which means liberals are once again upset that Trump hasn't started a nuclear war yet. You can count the number of people who bothered to mention it's actually a good thing for the dementia-ridden shitsack to back down from attacking another country on one hand.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 20/04/2026
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News 📰 @some-news.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Immigration advocates fumed Thursday after Gov. Kathy Hochul said ICE agents would be able to cooperate with local law enforcement in certain criminal cases.
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Immigration advocates fume after Hochul says ICE can can cooperate with local police on criminal cases | amNewYork
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SegwaySwanker @iuhuhhgh.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
The fascists aren't sending their best.
A fascist blames the abuses of ICE on Tim Waltz among others, and also claims a Waltz parody account (clearly named timwalzparody) was responsible for fraud. These are not smart or serious people.
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SegwaySwanker @iuhuhhgh.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
This is the correct opinion. Why would anyone want an agency made to spy on citizens to be competent while it's being run by fascists?
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Oh no
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SegwaySwanker @iuhuhhgh.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Reminder: No matter how many times the pope says, "Trump bad" it doesn't change the fact that the catholic church are enemies of humanity.
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George @retiredsurgassist.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
I guess the TV cameras weren't on, so it was okay for Tim Kaine to do his own voluntary cosplaying. Is it a coincidence that Tim and Amy get free airtime on MSNBC with "interviews" on Chris Hayes and Lawrence O'Donnell. They play ball and get positive press as "fighters".
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White Cheddar @ytcheddar2.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Hes also voted for like 40 Trump appointments, so I'd say hes partially responsible. He has a lot of making up to do
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The Onion @theonion.com · 16/04/2026
RFK Jr.: ‘The President Having Sex With Children Is Fine From A Purely Nutritional Standpoint’
RFK Jr.: ‘The President Having Sex With Children Is Fine From A Purely Nutritional Standpoint’
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SegwaySwanker @iuhuhhgh.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Just going full-speed into their white hood and robes.
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SegwaySwanker @iuhuhhgh.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Some fascists don't even keep their liberal masks secure enough so a light nudge doesn't dislodge them. Or even pretend they have basic reading skills either...
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Reaper of Stories @reaperofstories.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
The Democratic Party is obsessed with "kitchen table issues," like making sure your Republican family member who thinks Trans people should be all be exterminated still feels welcome voting for a Democratic president.
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SegwaySwanker @iuhuhhgh.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Democrats will do literally anything except what the public wants.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 10/04/2026
Melania Trump Slams Baseless Reports Linking Her To Wrong Wealthy Pedophile theonion.com/melania-trump-slams-ba…
Melania Trump Slams Baseless Reports Linking Her To Wrong Wealthy Pedophile
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DEF-G @scriban.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
race communism height monarchy weight democracy hair color republicanism language anarcho-syndicalism shoe size theocracy birth order oligarchy
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Margaret Killjoy @margaret.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
if a position of authority can be misused in this way, that position of authority should not exist. It's clearly not enough to simply change who is in that position, no more than praying that the next king be better than the last.
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Izzy Kamikaze @izzykamikaze.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
I didn't think the leopards would eat my face... www.queermajority.com/essays-all/l...
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Lesbians Like Me Joined Forces with Conservatives. Now They’re Turning on Us. — Queer Majority
The political right welcomed LGBT moderates with open arms. Once they took power, the mask came off.
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Freedom of the Press Foundation @freedom.press · 07/04/2026
Thanks to @jhpot.bsky.social for featuring our app Dangerzone in @wired.com. This free app makes even the sketchiest PDF or Word Doc safe to open.
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This App Makes Even the Sketchiest PDF or Word Doc Safe to Open
When somebody sends you a document as an attachment, don't just open it. Use the free tool Dangerzone to scrub it clean of any malevolent code. Here's how it works.
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Sheryl Weikal says Prosecute ICE @leftistlawyer.com · 07/04/2026
"What can Democrats do?" When the South Korean president attempted to declare martial law, South Korean lawmakers literally fought through tanks and military forces and climbed fences to get into their Parliament building to stop him. So, you know, that.
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 ❄︎ ☃︎ @moxiest.art · 07/04/2026
"I can not believe America has becom--" bitch, we have Andrew Jackson on our money. our default money. the only money the bank robot knows how to hand out.
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SegwaySwanker @iuhuhhgh.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
"He didn't praise my favorite invisible magic man like I do, is he a spy?!" That is practically what happened here. He really thought a pilot's final transmission before ejecting was a code phrase that meant they were an Iranian spy. The Onion couldn't even make this up.
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SegwaySwanker @iuhuhhgh.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Liberals found a new hill to die on: Defending an actual historical nazi because they said they were sorry for genocide.
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The Nerdskull @nerdskull.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
This is why democrats, as a party, cannot be trusted.
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GV Wire • News @gvwire.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Three Democratic senators on Friday urged President Donald Trump to bar Chinese automakers from building vehicles in the United States and to prevent Chinese cars assembled in Mexico or Canada from entering the United States. gvwire.com/2026/04/03/s...
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Senators Urge Trump to Bar Chinese Automakers From Building Cars in US
Explore the ongoing debate over China and the push to limit the presence of Chinese automakers in the U.S. market.
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