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Harlow

@harlowawd.bsky.social
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Straight from '93. Chaotic Neutral in the streets. Your premier furry, latino stand-up comic #FlawlessNeverJaded Icon by @jerkcentral.bsky.social

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Harlow @harlowawd.bsky.social · 7h
👕: @trianglemanor.bsky.social ⌚️🔗: Invicta 🥾: Doc Martens 👖: Calvin Klein
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Harlow @harlowawd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"Bigote" in spanish means moustache, so growing up when I saw english speakers saying stuff like "Hitler was a bigot" I was like "uhhh yeah he does have a bigot like duhhhh"
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Harlow @harlowawd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"Bigote" in spanish means moustache, so growing up when I saw english speakers saying stuff like "Hitler was a bigot" I was like "uhhh yeah he does have a bigot like duhhhh"
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Harlow @harlowawd.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hi, I'm Julie.
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Wynonas Big Brown Boofer @ MFF ΘΔ @ed.dog · 03/10/2026
bsky today
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Harlow @harlowawd.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Got told I look 24 yesterday at work. "So?" By a Gen Z-er. 😎
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Harlow @harlowawd.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Martini outside hours
Martini outside hours
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Harlow @harlowawd.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Got told I look 24 yesterday at work. "So?" By a Gen Z-er. 😎
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Fur Affinity 🏳️‍⚧️ @furaffinity.net · 02/10/2026
GONDOR CALLS FOR AID FA Announcement: Support Fur Affinity’s Community Funding www.furaffinity.net/journal/1143... gofund.me/8126f11cb
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Gondor Flame
ALT: Gondor Flame
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Modes, I guess! @scales.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Alright, time to make the official announcement. In the next 10 days, I'll officially be running Boston's oldest queer bar, Jacque's Cabaret, as the general manager. Boston's got a secret underground furry bar now. So, ask me anything. Gimme your feedback. And let's make queer history together!
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Harlow @harlowawd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"You look vampirey, that's so in rn" ~comedian friend 🦇⁉️
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Harlow @harlowawd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Furries, decide on one fucking -tober theme. Name one and confirm it here.
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Harlow @harlowawd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
6. Just 6 original sentences left, people. Let's PLEASE economize.
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Harlow @harlowawd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I know several people that managed to become the best version of themselves once they got sober. The problem with Pepper? Even if he becomes the best version of himself, it will still be A version of himself. That's the deep-rooted problem I don't see ever going away.
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Harlow @harlowawd.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
"oh, you support trans rights? Name every trans person" Aiden Aiden Aiden Aiden Aiden Aiden Aiden Aiden Aiden Aiden Aiden Aiden Aiden Aiden Aiden Aiden Aiden Aiden Aiden Zoe Zoe Zoe Zoe Zoe Zoe Zoe Zoe Zoe Zoe Zoe Zoe Zoe Zoe Zoe Zoe Zoe Athena Kai Aurora Neptune
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Harlow @harlowawd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Trader Joe's is the Anthropologie of groceries, in this essay I'll-
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Gangly Bitch @gangly-bitch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Harlow @harlowawd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck, Ow.
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Harlow @harlowawd.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Framing it as "expected to" reads as if "We have Tonya on standby, say the word" 🔧
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Harlow @harlowawd.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Framing it as "expected to" reads as if "We have Tonya on standby, say the word" 🔧
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Harlow @harlowawd.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
No one tell him about IT.
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Harlow @harlowawd.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Next update, make all dragons evangelical and lock their game in that patch for good.
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Harlow @harlowawd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Weight loss journey has been like: 10 days in a row: *same, steady, not too quick, little fluctuations up and down* Day 11: *shits a kidney as he slept, down a pound overnight*
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Harlow @harlowawd.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Cross a random furry, you'll maybe get a thread. Cross a dancer/musician, the circle will likely know. Cross a stand-up comic? Your tomfoolery will live to be told on stage on and on and on and on. The true "will never let you live it down".
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Transgender World @transgenderreport.com · 15/09/2026
Governor Abigail Spanberger quietly ended a rulemaking process initiated in the waning days of former-governor Glenn Youngkin’s administration. The rule would have limited transgender students' ability to play sports and use facilities. www.wvtf.org/news/20... #transgender
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Spanberger quietly kills Youngkin-era transgender rulemaking effort
“There’s no legal authority to move forward with rulemaking and prior administrations may have tried to create lanes and we’re not doing that,” Gov. Abigail Spanberger said.
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Harlow @harlowawd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Anyhow, support Ukraine 🇺🇦 and if your local con features Pepper Coyote in some way, loudly and clearly oppose him. He's picked a side, and it's a dangerous one to the fandom as a whole.
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Harlow @harlowawd.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Is anyone else asking themselves why Pepper Coyote is in Russia at this very moment?
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Harlow @harlowawd.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
No fucking shot Filipinos do the "pointing with the lips" thing too.
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Harlow @harlowawd.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
JFC, nobody got anything at MFF it seems
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Viggo (Comms Open) @viggovovk.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Raww! Such a show-off
Anthropomorphic furry character Raww from a DreamWorks movie Forgotten Island doing a one hand handstand
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MariEsposeets @mariesposeets.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
millennial spotted skunk (Part 2)
spotted skunk from previous comic looking at phone. "Must be a lot of fellow millennials on this platform. My back-pain post really got a lot of traction. Hee hee hee! (slaps knee) GAAHHH MY KNEE!"
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Harlow @harlowawd.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The dichotomy of "it is fucked up Macklemore got sacked for saying something as relatively vanilla as that" and "It is sort of concerning that is being used as a reset for social reputation and a full exoneration after years of hate" Granted, the hate for him might've been dumb, but still
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Harlow @harlowawd.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Two tops: fistfight One top and one bottom: sex Two bottoms: Hootie Frutti Choreography
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Harlow @harlowawd.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Two tops: fistfight One top and one bottom: sex Two bottoms: Hootie Frutti Choreography
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Harlow @harlowawd.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Protecting myself from 🧊 by parking next to the big pink sparkly transgender Mercedes Benz truck like if the streets were a shady gay bar.
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Harlow @harlowawd.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
@herrwozzeck.bsky.social "I'm so short, I'm just 5'7.5", I am so small, so tiny, oooo wooo" Me at 5'7": "I am going to key your car"
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Zaf @zafhorse.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The disputed Toledo strip. and it’s all dobies.
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Harlow @harlowawd.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Engagement bait!
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Harlow @harlowawd.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
C.K (not Louis) 🤝 Marie Antoinette Being heavily clowned on after dying AND having an ironic catchphrase to boot.
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Harlow @harlowawd.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
C.K (not Louis) 🤝 Marie Antoinette Being heavily clowned on after dying AND having an ironic catchphrase to boot.
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Harlow @harlowawd.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Men's bathroom: Billy, I scored 50 touchdowns, suck it Women's bathroom: m.youtube.com/watch?v=KHLr...
m.youtube.com
Patricia Kaas - Madame Tout Le Monde (Clip Officiel)
YouTube video by Patricia Kaas Officiel
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Harlow @harlowawd.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Even the ducks are on GLP-1, ffs.
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Misha B. Barkin' @mishabbarkin.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
‼️NEW VIDEO‼️ Welp, I disappeared again. For 10 months. Time sure flies! Where have I been? What have I been up to? And will I be posting any more videos or TikToks? Find out below! youtu.be/axgMjez9O1Q?...
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I Disappeared Again Lol
YouTube video by Misha B. Barkin'
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Harlow @harlowawd.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
While it's been a bit of a low lull for stand-up locally and personally, I find it so hilarious and amazing that when October and Halloween comes around, all of the sudden people SEEK for me for shows lmao. The werewolf costume of four years ago is my most iconic moment.
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Harlow @harlowawd.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
English original: "My pigtails?" "Are you a pig, Amanda?" Spanish dub: "My braids?" "Are you African, Amanda?"
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Harlow @harlowawd.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Thoughts here with ALT text:
Started in 2018, Shelved in 2023, ABOUT to be deleted in 2024, Saved in 2025, Released in 2026

If you are someone who grew up with animation, and knows the history and nuances of the classics, the Tex Averies, the Chuck Jones, even the Spielbergs, this is an incredible display of love and care to all of what makes a toon toony.

References galore, well thought out from beginning to end, and attention to detail to the level of "Who Framed Roger Rabbit?"

So happy (and incredibly symbolic) that this was brought from a certain death.
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Harlow @harlowawd.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Thoughts here with ALT text:
Started in 2018, Shelved in 2023, ABOUT to be deleted in 2024, Saved in 2025, Released in 2026

If you are someone who grew up with animation, and knows the history and nuances of the classics, the Tex Averies, the Chuck Jones, even the Spielbergs, this is an incredible display of love and care to all of what makes a toon toony.

References galore, well thought out from beginning to end, and attention to detail to the level of "Who Framed Roger Rabbit?"

So happy (and incredibly symbolic) that this was brought from a certain death.
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Harlow @harlowawd.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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