Reposted by Matt Rose⛧ 𝑾𝒓𝒆𝒏🪶🍁🏳️🌈 | 🚸🏔️ @lilwren124.bsky.social · 21/09/2026my @itsmattrose.bsky.social mii! i feel like it's pretty accurate 😭😭 4929
Matt Rose @itsmattrose.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Tonight's video is up if you want to watch a 36-year-old father stuff a melon with snaprocks and karate chop it in half! And let's be honest you want to watch a 36-year-old father stuff a melon with snaprocks and karate chop it in half don't kid yourself now. 119714
Matt Rose @itsmattrose.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Just dropped in briefly to my old pal Alex Horne’s Taskmaster livestream to support Great Ormond Street Hospital. Smashed my face into an antique lamp trying to keep socks away from TommyInnit. A great cause to donate to if you can goshtaskmaster.com 2692
Matt Rose @itsmattrose.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Boom it's Matt Rose Monday! And if you want a Bamboo cat plushy you have 12 DAYS LEFT so pledge your $2 and grab one right now at shop.yourplush.net/products/bam... In other news I'm up to something secret & exciting Saturday I'll tell you soon plus we return Monday 7th for more Mattness 💀 2543
Matt Rose @itsmattrose.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Bam couldn't be more excited to announce his plushie is now available! Here: shop.yourplush.net/products/bam... On for a very limited time and only if we get enough orders to put it into production! If we don't then you get refunded. But we WILL of course, because EVERYONE wants a Bam!🐈⬛ 61139
Matt Rose @itsmattrose.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Me, 2002, skateboarding for the first time / me, 2026, wearing Heelys for the first time 410410
Matt Rose @itsmattrose.bsky.social · 24/08/2026BAM PLUSHIES: AVAILABLE TO BUY SOON!! More information coming over the next few days. Meanwhile your next two videos are landing 31st August then 7th September so mark those dates on your Matt Rose calendar 💀 3714
Matt Rose @itsmattrose.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Oh it's Matt Rose Monday and I'm so excited explosives are detonating without warning between my legs 710012
Reposted by Matt RoseKirkklan @kirkklan.bsky.social · 05/08/2026554 - "THE KING OF 💀" #ArtEveryday #Art #MattRose #WineGlass @itsmattrose.bsky.social 2372
Reposted by Matt RoseMark Watson @watsoncomedian.bsky.social · 17/07/2026In a restaurant, instead of asking where the toilets were I somehow blurted out 'can I go to the toilet', like you had to in school. Disappointing moment. 3137211
Reposted by Matt RoseSpooky Scaryshire @chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Absolutely crying at the latest @itsmattrose.bsky.social video. Love you, Matthew, you ridiculous idiot [affectionate]. 1262
Matt Rose @itsmattrose.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Briefly had to change my name to Pepper Squishy Face last week... All explained why in your PET-THEMED SEQUELATHON, live now!! Cats on keyboards, pigeons on keyboards, naughty nice cats of the week, dogs eating socks, snakes eating themselves, geckos getting frisky, what more could you want? 2925
Matt Rose @itsmattrose.bsky.social · 12/06/2026When I made this video 7 months ago the stories seemed ludicrously farfetched, but now I can appreciate that they're all totally reasonable. My son just screamed like the world was ending because I took a pan scourer away from him. www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIy9...youtube.comToddlers having Meltdowns for the Stupidest ReasonsYouTube video by Matt Rose 1015113
Reposted by Matt Rosepixelmasters248.bsky.social @pixelmasters248.bsky.social · 11/06/2026@alexhorne.bsky.social I officially request that you bring @itsmattrose.bsky.social onto your magnificently silly show. We all want it, he wants it, it’s perfect all around 0271
Matt Rose @itsmattrose.bsky.social · 18/05/2026New Matt Rose Monday is live! And also next Cooking with Matt has been filmed ready to go - here is a video that basically sums the whole experience up 💀 8853
Reposted by Matt RoseSunny🌞🌻 @analog-clock0511.bsky.social · 26/04/2026@itsmattrose.bsky.social just so you know… you will only be fed skull emoji and Marlboro reds enjoy #mattrose #mii #tomodachilife 410211
Matt Rose @itsmattrose.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Thanks for your many, MANY stories of nicknames and how you got them! I can tell already I'm not going to finish this video on time up to the high standard YOU deserve, and rather than do a Matt Rose Wednesday 💀 we'll be shifting this video to April 20th. A thousand apologies. See you then! 10903
Reposted by Matt RoseChris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 05/04/2026One of my children just climbed into my bed on Easter morning and calmly and very quietly whispered into my ear “find somewhere else to die” 2623
Matt Rose @itsmattrose.bsky.social · 30/03/2026Might do a nickname vid for Monday 13th April using comments, feel free to drop some below THANKS 💀 48626
Matt Rose @itsmattrose.bsky.social · 23/03/2026Tonight's Matt Rose Monday video is live now! With the usual sort of stuff in it. 3857
Matt Rose @itsmattrose.bsky.social · 19/02/2026iPhone voicemail transcription has renamed my cat from Bamboo to Rambo 14934
Matt Rose @itsmattrose.bsky.social · 16/12/2025Hello all. I have a new video up. In it I drop in off a radiator. I had initially planned to film a full skate video for this segment as I used to be EXCELLENT at skateboarding and am still OKAY, but I rolled my ankle a few days ago and so can barely ollie right now. Anyway BYE. 5984
Reposted by Matt RoseGREEN jade 💜 #1 glibby hater @certified-jade.bsky.social · 14/12/2025NO DONT SHOOT HIM 514634
Matt Rose @itsmattrose.bsky.social · 25/11/2025Thank you everyone for entering to win a T-shirt! Even though most of the entries were from Twitter, the winner was from here on Bluesky! And it's you Jay @scogean.bsky.social ! Your prize will be with you shortly, big congrats my friend 🙌 5841
Matt Rose @itsmattrose.bsky.social · 24/11/2025I’m not gonna wear this T-shirt I wore in tonight’s video again, does anyone want it? Men’s size medium. Comment if you want it and I’ll pick someone genuinely at random tonight, follow you if not already, you DM me your addy and I’ll post it out to you because WHY NOT EH 27764
Reposted by Matt RoseMark Watson @watsoncomedian.bsky.social · 22/11/2025Today in Hearing One Half Of A Phone Conversation: a woman on the train going 'all the more reason to empty your freezer, then. ALL THE MORE REASON.' 131498
Matt Rose @itsmattrose.bsky.social · 16/11/2025This meme is from the future. You won't understand it yet. 2017324
Matt Rose @itsmattrose.bsky.social · 06/10/2025In tonight's video: two separate memes about Lindsay Lohan, an impression of a seal honking, and I eat a spoon like a hard white Pringle. 7984
Matt Rose @itsmattrose.bsky.social · 02/10/2025@alexhorne.bsky.social Week 4 #taskidea ennit. 'Make Alex a promise. Most poignant promise passionately delivered wins. You have 10 minutes.' Then as they're leaving the room you hit 'em with a second task, y'know á la Columbo "oh sorry, just one more thing.." 'Break your promise. Fastest wins.' 3544
Matt Rose @itsmattrose.bsky.social · 29/09/2025This comment from tonight's video has become one of my favourites 💀 113825
Matt Rose @itsmattrose.bsky.social · 25/09/2025Spooling through Facebook photos of me in my 20s as part of research for next Monday's video. Was looking forward to seeing young, innocent, fresh-faced Matt! But no it's just thousands of photos like this 💀 11993
Matt Rose @itsmattrose.bsky.social · 25/09/2025@alexhorne.bsky.social Oh hi Alex that #taskidea time of week again. "Make Alex appear smaller. Littlest Alex wins." I'll give you two. #livetaskidea "Write down 10 interesting liquids." Second: "Mime your liquids to the Taskmaster. Most guessed wins." Thanks get me on TM see you next week bye x 0291
Matt Rose @itsmattrose.bsky.social · 18/09/2025@alexhorne.bsky.social I'll send you a #taskidea here every Thursday whilst S20 is on as well as a DIFFERENT task via our X DMs. So: "Be Dr Dolittle. Most convincing demonstration of Dr Dolittle's abilities wins. You have 30 minutes. Your time starts now." Cheers & get me on Taskmaster & bye 0312
Matt Rose @itsmattrose.bsky.social · 08/09/2025Last year @watsoncomedian.bsky.social posted a photo of him at the wedding of @alexhorne.bsky.social & I flippantly commented when I moved house I'd print it, singe it & leave it in the attic for new owners to find. Well recently I did move house & someone reminded me I'd sworn to do this, so: 7731
Matt Rose @itsmattrose.bsky.social · 05/09/2025I was genuinely curious as to why everyone's views seemed to be down, this goes some way towards explaining it! The new AI-powered 'Restricted Mode' hides 88% of my videos if you have it on 💀 Revenge I guess for all those vids I did mocking AI lmaooo 57715
Matt Rose @itsmattrose.bsky.social · 25/08/2025I think that last link got screwed up 💀 try THIS one if you want anyway goodbye www.youtube.com/shorts/7-HGe...youtube.comThe Worst Date Picker Interface EverYouTube video by Matt Rose 5628
Matt Rose @itsmattrose.bsky.social · 25/08/2025Just a short this week (www.youtube.com/shorts/7-HGe...) as we dissect this nightmare of a birth date selector. Happy to announce next Monday we return to your normal, weekly, horizontal, long-form content 👉😎👉 13683
Matt Rose @itsmattrose.bsky.social · 09/06/2025Awful moment earlier when I realised my son is 5 months old and not yet watched a SECOND of Robot Wars. Swiftly rectified, but still, scary. 51357
Matt Rose @itsmattrose.bsky.social · 12/05/2025There was no video last week as I was busy being a cool guy at my mate’s wedding (see below) however we’re back on schedule as of tonight! 👉😎👉 Heads up the next date I know for sure there’ll be no Matt Rose Monday is 1st July 2026 as I’ll be busy playing GTA VI 121132
Reposted by Matt Rose⚾𝗗𝗶𝗴𝗶𝘁𝗮𝗯.𝗠 @digitab.bsky.social · 19/04/2025@itsmattrose.bsky.social Ate. I'm just whipping out dessert. #art #sketch #rkgk 822432
Reposted by Matt Roserobin⸆⸉ |-/ 🖤🩷 @robinsversion.bsky.social · 15/04/2025Fuck it, @itsmattrose.bsky.social inspired friendship bracelets #SKULLEMOJI #mattrose #emergencyfrogsituation 912020
Matt Rose @itsmattrose.bsky.social · 11/04/2025Props assembled for a busy day of filming tomorrow ready for Matt Rose Monday. THE WHEELS OF INDUSTRY NEVER STOP AT MATT ROSE PRODUCTIONS 💪💪💪 2018311
Reposted by Matt RoseTim Burgess @tim-burgess.bsky.social · 03/04/2025Forgot I was on a phone call about council tax Them: What band are you in Me: Erm, The Charlatans Them: Your council tax band? 😬 985770719
Reposted by Matt Rosesam(antics) @samormaybecassie.bsky.social · 23/01/2025last night, i had a dream that @itsmattrose.bsky.social underwent a procedure that would sever his head from his body. he could still roll around and hop from place to place, and control his body were he to sit on his head on his neck. he did all of this for a bit in a video. 71349
