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Matt Rose

@itsmattrose.bsky.social
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Matt Rose @itsmattrose.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
To be completely honest, so did I... 💀💀
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Matt Rose @itsmattrose.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Lamby my beloved 💔 Excellent work!
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Matt Rose @itsmattrose.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Oh my God, it's basically a photo of me 😲
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⛧ 𝑾𝒓𝒆𝒏🪶🍁🏳️‍🌈 | 🚸🏔️ @lilwren124.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
my @itsmattrose.bsky.social mii! i feel like it's pretty accurate 😭😭
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Matt Rose @itsmattrose.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Me too. Nothing ever explodes when I want it to 😞
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Matt Rose @itsmattrose.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Tonight's video is up if you want to watch a 36-year-old father stuff a melon with snaprocks and karate chop it in half! And let's be honest you want to watch a 36-year-old father stuff a melon with snaprocks and karate chop it in half don't kid yourself now.
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Matt Rose @itsmattrose.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Excellent!! I hope it treats you VERY well! ☺️
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Matt Rose @itsmattrose.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
No I've not been in Taskmaster til I've been in Taskmaster 💪
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Matt Rose @itsmattrose.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Just dropped in briefly to my old pal Alex Horne’s Taskmaster livestream to support Great Ormond Street Hospital. Smashed my face into an antique lamp trying to keep socks away from TommyInnit. A great cause to donate to if you can goshtaskmaster.com
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Matt Rose @itsmattrose.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Boom it's Matt Rose Monday! And if you want a Bamboo cat plushy you have 12 DAYS LEFT so pledge your $2 and grab one right now at shop.yourplush.net/products/bam... In other news I'm up to something secret & exciting Saturday I'll tell you soon plus we return Monday 7th for more Mattness 💀
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Matt Rose @itsmattrose.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Is Jet giving me the middle finger??
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Matt Rose @itsmattrose.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
It has literally just started 😂 GIVE IT TIME
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Matt Rose @itsmattrose.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Bam couldn't be more excited to announce his plushie is now available! Here: shop.yourplush.net/products/bam... On for a very limited time and only if we get enough orders to put it into production! If we don't then you get refunded. But we WILL of course, because EVERYONE wants a Bam!🐈‍⬛
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Matt Rose @itsmattrose.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Damn if you'd sent this one week earlier it definitely would have made an appearance in next Monday's video! 💀
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Matt Rose @itsmattrose.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
WOOO that is LOVELY work 💪😍🤌
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Matt Rose @itsmattrose.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Oh I ain't going back to an office job now
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Matt Rose @itsmattrose.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Me, 2002, skateboarding for the first time / me, 2026, wearing Heelys for the first time
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Matt Rose @itsmattrose.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
BAM PLUSHIES: AVAILABLE TO BUY SOON!! More information coming over the next few days. Meanwhile your next two videos are landing 31st August then 7th September so mark those dates on your Matt Rose calendar 💀
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Matt Rose @itsmattrose.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Similar to the video
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Matt Rose @itsmattrose.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Oh it's Matt Rose Monday and I'm so excited explosives are detonating without warning between my legs
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Matt Rose @itsmattrose.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Yes I cannot die 😊
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Kirkklan @kirkklan.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
554 - "THE KING OF 💀" #ArtEveryday #Art #MattRose #WineGlass @itsmattrose.bsky.social
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Matt Rose @itsmattrose.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Zooper ztuff 👉😎👉
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Matt Rose @itsmattrose.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Thank you! I think I know what bit you're referring to and let me say as far as lowkey physical comedy goes.. that was hard.
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Matt Rose @itsmattrose.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Thank you, I do enjoy, and now need to go listen to MIA - Paper Planes. Hope you're keeping well bro.
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Matt Rose @itsmattrose.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
BEAUTIFUL
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Matt Rose @itsmattrose.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
It's Matt Rose Monday again
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Matt Rose @itsmattrose.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I can see it! I would thank your friend for the compliment 🙌
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Mark Watson @watsoncomedian.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
In a restaurant, instead of asking where the toilets were I somehow blurted out 'can I go to the toilet', like you had to in school. Disappointing moment.
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Matt Rose @itsmattrose.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Can't wait to banter with Greg's head in a jar sat next to a heavily cybernetically-augmented Horne.
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Little Alex Horne @alexhorne.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Exciting stuff!
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Matt Rose @itsmattrose.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
That is quite alright, nice to meet you! SSKKUULLLEEMMOOJIII
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Matt Rose @itsmattrose.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
☺️☺️☺️
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Spooky Scaryshire @chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Absolutely crying at the latest @itsmattrose.bsky.social video. Love you, Matthew, you ridiculous idiot [affectionate].
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Matt Rose @itsmattrose.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
LOVELY stuff 🙌
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Matt Rose @itsmattrose.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Thank you, you did the right thing by showing me this
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Matt Rose @itsmattrose.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Owls will deafen us with their incessant hooting
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Matt Rose @itsmattrose.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Briefly had to change my name to Pepper Squishy Face last week... All explained why in your PET-THEMED SEQUELATHON, live now!! Cats on keyboards, pigeons on keyboards, naughty nice cats of the week, dogs eating socks, snakes eating themselves, geckos getting frisky, what more could you want?
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Matt Rose @itsmattrose.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
No I need it to clean up his mess 😅
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Matt Rose @itsmattrose.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
When I made this video 7 months ago the stories seemed ludicrously farfetched, but now I can appreciate that they're all totally reasonable. My son just screamed like the world was ending because I took a pan scourer away from him. www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIy9...
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Toddlers having Meltdowns for the Stupidest Reasons
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pixelmasters248.bsky.social @pixelmasters248.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
@alexhorne.bsky.social I officially request that you bring @itsmattrose.bsky.social onto your magnificently silly show. We all want it, he wants it, it’s perfect all around
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Matt Rose @itsmattrose.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
I genuinely had no intentions to make a sequel to that one but because of this I just might.. 🤔
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Matt Rose @itsmattrose.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Shocking state of affairs. Hate to see how much a Kinder Bueno costs these days. Probably give me a coronary.
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Matt Rose @itsmattrose.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Oh no
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Matt Rose @itsmattrose.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
In case you're wondering what's in the pan it's 130℃ sugar 🫠
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Matt Rose @itsmattrose.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
New Matt Rose Monday is live! And also next Cooking with Matt has been filmed ready to go - here is a video that basically sums the whole experience up 💀
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Matt Rose @itsmattrose.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Hello! a) This is the real Matt Rose! b) This idea is suggested to me quite frequently! c) I always think that after 14 minutes of being bombarded by such stories it's probably going to get quite sad! 💀 But thanks!
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Matt Rose @itsmattrose.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
LOVELY idea!
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Matt Rose @itsmattrose.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Get a lot of requests for this one! Although I typically try to steer clear of the watering holes Emkay have already drunk dry..
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