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GREEN jade 💜 #1 glibby hater

@certified-jade.bsky.social
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im Jade :3💜 -minor- I'm a genderfae pansexual lesbiro something something -Music: @meloharmonii.bsky.social -nsfw/radqueer/AI DNI -ADHD diagnosed, autism undx Stuff: jadethedemigirl.straw.page en.pronouns.page/@JadeTheCatgirl dm me for discord server

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GREEN jade 💜 #1 glibby hater @certified-jade.bsky.social · 10h
i just got some... news to say the least and now ive gotta sleep with it
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GREEN jade 💜 #1 glibby hater @certified-jade.bsky.social · 10h
i used to read "TwT" as twat in my head lmao
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daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 20h
tim robinson making a ridiculous order at the drive thru
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GREEN jade 💜 #1 glibby hater @certified-jade.bsky.social · 12h
lmao americans imagine not having truth and reconciliation day off
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GREEN jade 💜 #1 glibby hater @certified-jade.bsky.social · 13h
if i had a nickel for every time i had an nsfw account follow me i would have... not that much money but too much to say its weird that it happened twice
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GREEN jade 💜 #1 glibby hater @certified-jade.bsky.social · 13h
thats it. im gonna
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GREEN jade 💜 #1 glibby hater @certified-jade.bsky.social · 17h
get this post to exactly 1 like or i will
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GREEN jade 💜 #1 glibby hater @certified-jade.bsky.social · 17h
its so funny to imagine audrey from the boy from venus with the quandale dingus voice
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PizzaCake @pizzacakecomic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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GREEN jade 💜 #1 glibby hater @certified-jade.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
my relationship be like yu (2500km) ri
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GREEN jade 💜 #1 glibby hater @certified-jade.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
bruh every once in a while i refresh my feed but this time it just gave me the exact same feed i was given a few minutes ago TwT
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GREEN jade 💜 #1 glibby hater @certified-jade.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
mainstream hetslop 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮❌❌❌❌❌ jamie paige (lesbian queergem 🤑🤑🤑🤑)✔️✔️✔️✔️✔️
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GREEN jade 💜 #1 glibby hater @certified-jade.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
lmao i was like "omg this is gonna be so ass" and then i get struck with 17 THOUSAND EP RNGdle 🎲 614529 🟪 EPIC • Top 9% 🟦 🎼 Metronome 🟩 ⚡ Alternator ⬜ 🥗 Heterogeneous +11 more 23,803 EP rngdle.com
rngdle.com
RNGdle
A daily random number game. Roll your number, collect badges, and compete with friends.
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GREEN jade 💜 #1 glibby hater @certified-jade.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
gen met a kid today who said he insults chatgpt when hes bored like gen just makes fun of it
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GREEN jade 💜 #1 glibby hater @certified-jade.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
fortunately im on the right side of the interwebs to have heard caine having an affair with grunkle (gruncle?) stan
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GREEN jade 💜 #1 glibby hater @certified-jade.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ive gotta feeling the sift is just gonna be a nothing burger
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GREEN jade 💜 #1 glibby hater @certified-jade.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ummm i havent really been getting any notifs after my "were all just blocking your feed" thread i wasnt shadowbanned was i TwT
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GREEN jade 💜 #1 glibby hater @certified-jade.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I also just got 56%
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GREEN jade 💜 #1 glibby hater @certified-jade.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Just got 27-83 on acu
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Sea Scøpe @seascope27.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Credit Carp
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Woke Gaster, the royal scientist @tsunamicat108.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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GREEN jade 💜 #1 glibby hater @certified-jade.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What the fuck is cinnabar and why has one single vein filled up more than an entire double chest
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GREEN jade 💜 #1 glibby hater @certified-jade.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Just saw the abbreviation "AMAF" and my first thought was assigned male at female lmao
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GREEN jade 💜 #1 glibby hater @certified-jade.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Got 46% :D
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GREEN jade 💜 #1 glibby hater @certified-jade.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I think i might go for acu again
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Floyd🐦/(WORKING ON COMMS)/Free🍉🇺🇦🇻🇪 @snchozgod.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Guys I'd really appreciate it if y'all spread awareness about how the US is trying to place yet another alt right gov in Brazil just like they did in Colombia by censoring the leftist candidate and manipulating the upcoming election
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Wubbles @wubbwarg.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
AI comic
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Cement Arbor 🏳️‍⚧️🐟 @arbor-day.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The stupid verity song is stuck in my head
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Astromaddy Pretends to Drink Bleach
ALT: Astromaddy Pretends to Drink Bleach
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ester 🎀 @residual.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
when can all the neurotypicals get off the internet so it can be a neurodivergent safe space again
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GREEN jade 💜 #1 glibby hater @certified-jade.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
We're all just blocking your feed we're all just blocking your feed
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GREEN jade 💜 #1 glibby hater @certified-jade.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Eeeeeuuuugghhhhh immmm dyyyiiiinnngggggg (I have a cold)
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GREEN jade 💜 #1 glibby hater @certified-jade.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"Pov: you married your best friend" isn't that what your partner is????? Like a friend plus one?????
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GREEN jade 💜 #1 glibby hater @certified-jade.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
fall into oblivion how far will we go until we lose it all /lyr
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GREEN jade 💜 #1 glibby hater @certified-jade.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
goobala
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Halloween dog! 🐶🎃 @aripoppy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
multi-billion dollar company gets hacked by a person: jail forever billion-dollar company hacks a foreign government: omg ai is so smart have more money!!
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GREEN jade 💜 #1 glibby hater @certified-jade.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
repost
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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GREEN jade 💜 #1 glibby hater @certified-jade.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
oh its bi day? three boint one for one five nine
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💜Peach💜 @pinkpeaches0214.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
HOT TAKE: most high quality realistic looking games are trash. low quality games with simple art styles and pixel graphics are more fun and enjoyable
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Deer Doe
ALT: Deer Doe
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GREEN jade 💜 #1 glibby hater @certified-jade.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
canadian weather be like jan: death by cold feb: death by cold mar: death by cold apr: cold may: holy shit its all melting jun: death by heat jul: death by heat aug: death by heat sep: uncomfortably cold oct: death by cold nov: death by cold dec: death by cold but jollily
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🍉🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🇸🇩Cassette (Dragon) @dragonfruuit.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Aroace agender be like: "Gimme a queer with nothin!"
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GREEN jade 💜 #1 glibby hater @certified-jade.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
satisfaction
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❤️jamie p!💚 @jamies.page · 23/09/2026
i'm in salt lake city right now.... feeling #seasoned
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GREEN jade 💜 #1 glibby hater @certified-jade.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
hk reference
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GREEN jade 💜 #1 glibby hater @certified-jade.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
why are a bunch of randos follwing me what did i do to get this
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GREEN jade 💜 #1 glibby hater @certified-jade.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
ive said it before and ill say it again alcohol, gambling, and nicotine product ads should be illegal
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GREEN jade 💜 #1 glibby hater @certified-jade.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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GREEN jade 💜 #1 glibby hater @certified-jade.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
miku alert miku alert
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GREEN jade 💜 #1 glibby hater @certified-jade.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
uhhh sure ig i made a 7 segment display thingy www.desmos.com/calculator/2...
desmos.com
7 segment display
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GREEN jade 💜 #1 glibby hater @certified-jade.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
fat girl fall? i sure hope she doesnt
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