Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 9hShe would have been sixteen and it was on at lunchtime, that might be a reason. 000
Reposted by JoelTRANSDIFFUSI⭕️N @transdiffusion.org · 18hImagine a 248-page book packed with ATV and ITC material from 1955 to 1981 delivered in November for £25! #ATVShowBook Imagine no more! --> transdiffusion.org/atv-show-book/ 01311
Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 22hA woman I worked with interviewed her, and she said to me “God, Joel, you wouldn’t believe it. Just completely gorgeous. Gym rat body, beautiful face, the greatest tits I’ve ever seen”. I said “how was the interview?”, she said “she’s the most boring cunt I’ve ever met”. 100
Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Have you ever heard the phrase “people who live in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones?”. Just asking. 000
Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Really underrated record. They’d have called it ‘sophisticated’ back in the day. 080
Reposted by JoelMatt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 07/10/2026the tech industry is about to invent books 568212084118
Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Fucking hell. You lot are full of the new material. What’s next? “Let’s call them limeys!”? You’re so boring, you people, but you make so much noise that we can’t just ignore you. It’s like sitting next to the biggest most boring blowhard at a dinner party. And your president fucked children. 100
Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 06/10/2026How’s that child fucker you voted as leader going? That got old in about 2016, but here we still are. 110
Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 06/10/2026They are fucking ludicrous. You can’t eat a salad in America without a near death experience. 110
Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I mean, you can’t have lettuce in America at the moment without shitting your pants, so why not sit this one out? America is a LAUGHING STOCK. 1100
Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Shut up, you stupid cunt. You’re not funny, you’re not original, and that’s a good meal, that. Got to be better than chlorinated chicken or most of the shite you wankers each. Here’s a deal - you kill the chief paedophile and we’ll think about the beans on toast. Deal? 2120
Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 06/10/2026He wasn’t colourful, he was a fantasist lying criminal piece of shit. Hope that helps. 1463
Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Big Larry and his big codpiece. Yes to the Gun cover, no to the Mel B cover. 170
Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The face of a cat that chewed through three iPhone cables this weekend. 5350
Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Oh! Er. This is awful. And sixteen weeks at number one. This. I do think that ‘Sacrifice’ is the moment the bright new dawn of the 1990s ended. 110
Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Also, CGYOOMH is not 25 years old. ‘Bachelor Boy’ is 25 years old. 060
Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 04/10/2026God, like that Sam Fender record was number one for longer and I don’t know how it goes. 020
Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Juninho came out with the League Cup and I might have cried. 1190
Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 04/10/2026He’s not right, but maybe all the anaesthetic has worn off. 100
