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Hazel 🩵

@itshazel.bsky.social
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it's me, hazel maines ✨️ she/her | elder millennial | usually writing | sometimes nsfw/18+ | in my haladriel era

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Marcia Aurelia 💙 🖕 Elon and the Felon @marciaaurelia.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Sums up the current state of the US politics
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Hazel 🩵 @itshazel.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Deleted Twitter BTW (not that I ever used it but still!) ✨️
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Cozy 🌻 @cozyships.bsky.social · 25/10/2024
Back for day 2 (The Woods) of #hellghoulweek “More fair than thoughts of Mortal Men” 3rd age neighbors era drabble read on ao3: archiveofourown.org/works/59976295…
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Cozy 🌻 @cozyships.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
Have some creepy mind palace shenanigans for today’s #hellghoulweek drabble… Day 3 (slither): “And the rest of him slithers in” Read on ao3: archiveofourown.org/works/59976295/chapters/153252427
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ao3 tags @ao3struggles.bsky.social · 25/10/2024
bioluminescent cum
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rev_rend @revrend.bsky.social · 25/10/2024
The right has come up with an encyclopedia-length list of bad definitions of fascism. Trump keeps meeting them so they keep coming up with new ones to say he doesn't.
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ao3 tags @ao3struggles.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
they’re mean to each other but we know they’re in love
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jhalya @jhalya.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
🧝‍♀️ His plans are ruined by a ravenous elfling. 1️⃣ #hellghoulweek 2024, Day One: Monsters 🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/60021751
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Cozy 🌻 @cozyships.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
😈 Happy Hellghoul Week! 👻 I’ll be doing a drabble a day again. 👹 Day 1 (Monsters): The Monster Hunters Some pure modern au domestic fluff. Read on ao3: archiveofourown.org/works/59976295/chapters/153015916 @hellghoulweek.bsky.social
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Tea with Tolkien @teawithtolkien.com · 24/10/2024
happy October the 24th to all who celebrate
Frodo waking up in Elrond’s house on October 24
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 24/10/2024
A painting of a bird beside the text "why the christ"
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Jjinandtonic @jjinandtonic.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
The cleansing flame comes for us all
The side of a fire truck decorated with a pride flag and the words “fire doesnt discriminate”
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Hazel 🩵 @itshazel.bsky.social · 22/10/2024
Hazel from the knees down, wearing blue jeans and drab Converse sneakers holding a patchwork quilted clutch bag
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Wil Deny @wildeny.bsky.social · 22/10/2024
AN illustration of three crows and flowers.  one crow is flying, one is standing looking behind it, and the third is walking with a berry in it's mouth.  "CROWS BEFORE BROS - SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL MURDER"
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pikat @pikat.io · 19/10/2024
i hail from Old Internet, where we had an ancient adage: "Don't feed the trolls" can we try bringing it back while this place is young and pure
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Hazel 🩵 @itshazel.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
Had a few minutes to wander around the local book shop and wish for bigger shelves at home.
Paperback copies of The Silmarillion and Unfinished Tales of Númenor and Middle-Earth sitting on the passenger seat of Hazel's car.
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Myrs @myrsinemezzo.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
Still proud of this one lol
Sauron tuning up the soundtrack orchestra before Eregion goes kablooeyLeo and Kate doing the Titanic outstretched arm thing
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aging millennial🪐 @lordbhreanna.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
"I would’ve placed a crown upon your head, I would never have rested until all Middle-Earth had been brought to its knees to worship the light of its Queen.” What if Galadriel had gone into her own power trip? Made that man KNEEL and BEG? It suits him tbh #saurondriel #haladriel
Fanart of Sauron and Galadriel from the Rings of Power, with Sauron knelt before a dark queen version of Galadriel
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clarissa @clarissadelune.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
Let's keep this energy here. No telling people to kill themselves over pixels. No calling people genocide apologists over cartoons. No calling people domestic abuse apologists over space wizards. No threatening to bomb the houses of people who ship pairings you find icky. Ship & let ship.
Tweet by @riseofreylo: "when i see a ship i don't like, i think 'hm, i don't like that ship' then i don't engage with content about that ship. y'all should try it sometime."
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Hazel 🩵 @itshazel.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
About that S2E7 kiss ... #haladriel #trop archiveofourown.org/works/59397784
Screenshot of Elrond's hand touching Galadriel's face in TROP S2E7 with the text "If that is to be the way of things by Hazel Maines, 2k words"Screenshot of the fic title and summary on AO3. Summary reads: Annatars time in Eregion has grown wearisome. Creation should be a joyful endeavor, yet what began in a symphony of color and wonder has faded into a dull battle hymn these last many days. His patience has pulled tight as a bowstring, and each moment draws it further back, ready to snap. The guise he wears chafes upon his very spirit.
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Hazel 🩵 @itshazel.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
Hi hello I have recovered my password ✨️💙
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Hazel 🩵 @itshazel.bsky.social · 29/08/2023
😭❤️💔❤️😭
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Hazel 🩵 @itshazel.bsky.social · 28/08/2023
Uh oh the pictures are all out of order 😭 BRB gotta redo this thread.
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Hazel 🩵 @itshazel.bsky.social · 28/08/2023
Celebrían
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Hazel 🩵 @itshazel.bsky.social · 27/08/2023
1/?? AITA? (a silly haladriel socmed au feat. the silver clam vs. the cosmic connection)
Title: AITA? Image showing a text message conversation. 
Woman: Why did you post about me on Reddit? 
Reply: I don't know what you're talking about. Why are you still at work? 
Woman: Is someone else's wife VP of hell? 
Image of a Reddit post titled "AITA for being upset that my wife's boss called her a demon?"
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Hazel 🩵 @itshazel.bsky.social · 27/08/2023
Fellas, is it romantic when your wife's boss calls her a demon (affectionate)? Parody reddit post meets TROP 🙃
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🌸softlight🌸 @softlight.bsky.social · 22/08/2023
in the mouth of the wolf (good luck) Galadriel gets stuck in a time loop. Someone is already there. archiveofourown.org/works/495517...
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Hazel 🩵 @itshazel.bsky.social · 22/08/2023
🔥💥✨️👀
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Hazel 🩵 @itshazel.bsky.social · 22/08/2023
😭💕💔
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Hazel 🩵 @itshazel.bsky.social · 21/08/2023
Haladriel a/b/o lawyers is almost done. Here's another snippet! 🔞⚖️👩‍⚖️💥 NSFW.
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jhalya @jhalya.bsky.social · 21/08/2023
⚠️ Road worker Hal muses on homeowner Gal. 💞 Sequel to Lost. 🔗https://archiveofourown.org/works/46921894/chapters/124974352 #haladriel
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Hazel 🩵 @itshazel.bsky.social · 21/08/2023
I did my two big scary things for the day. A phone call and a text message about my ridiculous vehicle that defies diagnosis. Now I can take a nap right?
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Funny Of Internet @888.bsky.social · 21/08/2023
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Cap @nocaptainots.bsky.social · 21/08/2023
Operation: Happy Puppy/Mean Kitty (Also titled: I'll never escape the coffee shop au until the day the coffee shop au escapes me.)
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Spooky Femme Peter Lorre 🙀 @sarahkite.bsky.social · 29/05/2023
when you’re a kaiju at work and you dissociate for a sec
adolescent Godzilla at a Canon copy machine holding a stack of copy paper, looking off into the distance
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MGCoco★ @mgcoco.bsky.social · 19/08/2023
The Fellowship of the Ring as Penguins! 🐧 They are all a different species that matches them! 🧵 below:
The Fellowship as different penguin species
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jhalya @jhalya.bsky.social · 20/08/2023
⚠️ Homeowner Gal clashes with road worker Hal. 🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/46921894/… #haladriel
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Hazel 🩵 @itshazel.bsky.social · 20/08/2023
IRL I am currently a 39 year old woman who had 3 alc*hols with pals, and usually has 0-1 on a wild Saturday night in the house so 🥳✨️
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Tea with Tolkien @teawithtolkien.com · 19/08/2023
important chart
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 18/08/2023
“But I’m afraid to follow more people because my Ratio will look bad!” Free yourself from the mental chains that Twitter placed you in. No one cares about your followed/following ratio here. You are free.
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The Sweet Hibiscus @sweethibe.bsky.social · 17/08/2023
This is both depressing and a reminder
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Hazel 🩵 @itshazel.bsky.social · 18/08/2023
It starts with a last-minute errand. 🔞💥⚖️❤️‍🔥 abo opposing counsel.
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Hazel 🩵 @itshazel.bsky.social · 17/08/2023
IDK why but there's an omegaverse opposing counsel thing happening ⚖️💦🔞💕
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Hazel 🩵 @itshazel.bsky.social · 15/08/2023
Is anyone surprised I started writing more? NSFW snippet from college neighbors au 👀💥💦 cw butt stuff 🍑🍆 idk I'm sorry 😆
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Hazel 🩵 @itshazel.bsky.social · 15/08/2023
Here it is just 2200 words of pwp. Haladriel college/neighbors/summer romance au 🌞💦💕 archiveofourown.org/works/49362619
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Hazel 🩵 @itshazel.bsky.social · 14/08/2023
...and they were neighbors. 🌞💦🔞
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