GORF @itsgroff.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Someone in Aldi asking ChatGPT what type of pasta goes best with pasta sauce. These people shouldn't be allowed to vote. 011
GORF @itsgroff.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I wish phones still had bezels so they could put 2 speakers that point at my face instead of one that broadcasts to my cock. 000
GORF @itsgroff.bsky.social · 05/09/2026They're both PA brands, they're not 'small' but I don't know how far their reach is, UTZ especially. 000
GORF @itsgroff.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Do you have Herr's out there? They're way better than lays. UTZ is great also. Cape Cod salt n vinegar kettle chips are just too good. 200
GORF @itsgroff.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Aldi has some decent tasting shakes if you want something easy. 010
GORF @itsgroff.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Shout out to DFW rental car shuttles for having 3 color programmable LED signs on their bus in demo mode. And shoutout to the company that made it who's demo called this LED sign like I used to see in bars 30 years ago "State-of-the-art" 000
GORF @itsgroff.bsky.social · 03/08/2026This radio station in Dallas is playing Kypronite by 3 doors down and not that god awful here without you. It's a miracle! 000
GORF @itsgroff.bsky.social · 25/07/2026WHO WANTS THIS?! No one is going "Gee I wish the app that I use to pay for stuff spied on me to give me more ads!" www.phonearena.com/news/google-...phonearena.comEnable these settings and Google Wallet will personalize your experience across Google servicesGet deals and personalized ads you might be interested in when you enable certain settings on Google Wallet. 000
GORF @itsgroff.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Now I want to make a retro brawler where the death screens are sentences from weird spam mails. 010
GORF @itsgroff.bsky.social · 25/07/2026"How can you listen to that death metal! You can't understand anything they say!" Motherfucker I can't decipher a god damn word that comes out of David Gray's mouth and I still love that song Babylon. 000
GORF @itsgroff.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Yes! I love Adrian. Watching him poke at chips with an oscilloscope is fascinating on those old machines. 020
GORF @itsgroff.bsky.social · 12/07/2026This channel is also quite enjoyable. He's basically *always* happy. www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bX0...youtube.comFixing ROTEL's Vintage Tape Chewer - The RD-500YouTube video by Mend It Mark 2151
GORF @itsgroff.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Youre listening to 133.7 WFAi. Playing rock from today and yesterday. Home of the 2 hour music free AD block every day at 5 for the ride home. Up next is Downtown by Macklemore followed by our "Get the Led out" marathon where we can't play Led Zeppelin because we literally took it out of the studio! 020
GORF @itsgroff.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Yup! Such a strange show. They made a bunch episodes and it just disappeared. I do remember it when it was current. 000
GORF @itsgroff.bsky.social · 07/06/2026www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytEt...youtube.comWeinerville IntroYouTube video by RichardRambunctious 000
GORF @itsgroff.bsky.social · 07/06/2026I know it 100% would never happen, but it would be amazing to see a roller coaster like Verbolten, but themed to be you being taunted by/escaping from SHODAN. 000
GORF @itsgroff.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Hey Mister DJ... LOW PASS FILTER! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD LOW PASS FILTER! #Hiss 000
GORF @itsgroff.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Six Flags: *adds 20 feet of track to project purple and paints a shed in the pier area* Theme park youtubers: "MASSIVE NEW UPDATE AT GREAT ADVENTURE" *yellow arrows and youtuber face* *30 minute runtime* 000
Reposted by GORFEd Smith @edwardsmithwriter.bsky.social · 23/05/2026“You couldn’t really do a BioShock game in the future, or at least I didn’t have a way to do it,” Levine says. A) you could B) someone already has C) it was Ken Levine 0246
GORF @itsgroff.bsky.social · 20/05/2026"Set up Gemini in Google home for more natural conversation" No, I don't want to have natural conversation with a fucking speaker, fuck off. What are you gonna make next, a light switch you have to fondle to "more naturally" turn it on? Eat a dick. 010
GORF @itsgroff.bsky.social · 18/05/2026Yeah I remember immediately reporting it for harassment since the post mentioned your name in the title and barely hid your @. Babies. 000
GORF @itsgroff.bsky.social · 18/05/2026I remember the YouTube incident. You made it to the front page of my reddit feed lmao 000
GORF @itsgroff.bsky.social · 09/05/2026Let them sit on the vine a little longer and they'll turn red. They're also really good pickled when red because they're a little sweeter. 000
GORF @itsgroff.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Recipe blogs should be banned from using any variant of the word yummy. 000
GORF @itsgroff.bsky.social · 06/05/2026The Phantom, The Shadow, Darkman, and the lesser known "Person who is difficult or maybe impossible to see" 010
GORF @itsgroff.bsky.social · 04/05/2026When's Gamersups gonna make a flavor called something like "Blue Raspbussy CoQ10" for us elder millenials? My joints hurt. 000
GORF @itsgroff.bsky.social · 03/05/2026CVS is out of their minds with these prices. Local supermarket has Oragel for less than what CVS wants for their own generic brand. I got a 2 pack of Nasacort for less than 1 bottle of CVS brand too. They charge double in most cases for name brands. That's fucking awful. 000
GORF @itsgroff.bsky.social · 05/04/2026Canada Dry BOLD is disappointing. It's like they took the 1 chemical from ginger that makes your throat burn and put that in instead of just giving it more ginger flavor. I wish it was easier to get Boylans ginger ale... 000
GORF @itsgroff.bsky.social · 05/04/2026If it's anything like my Tumnus I think you'll enjoy it. It's naht a toobscreemer. Just make sure you try it with more than clean boost, it's best when pushing a bit. 010
