. @itsethanyaboi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I figured it out. Every time ChatGPT puts a random word in quotes for no reason, it reads like this: 010
. @itsethanyaboi.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Also, this is a pet peeve of mine, all of those "fun facts" are wrong. If you can describe what a foreign word means, and you do this with a sentence written in English, that counts as a translation. Fuck you. 060
. @itsethanyaboi.bsky.social · 03/10/2026"This foreign word has no direct translation into English" type fun facts that involve German compound words always feel like cheating. Like, "sitzpinkler" isn't special. English could contain the word "sitpisser" tomorrow if we wanted. We don't because that would be stupid. 160
. @itsethanyaboi.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I disagree that the word "schadenfreude" still has no direct translation to English. We have "humilitainment" now and I think that fits pretty well. 270
. @itsethanyaboi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026What if Cleveland Sucking Ass is actually a fixed yearly budget, and Taylor Swift's unexpected withdrawal forced them to cut funds elsewhere? 020
. @itsethanyaboi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Oh shit here's a deep cut. Ever heard Can I Live? The lead single off of Sisqo's second album. 131
. @itsethanyaboi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026In the movie Primetime, the first predator willingly listens to London Bridge for a full minute before entering the house. They wrote this in so we would know he's a strange, fundamentally evil person who should not be trusted. 0120
. @itsethanyaboi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Those are references, yes, but "pandering" makes it seem like you think the song is cynically inauthentic. Do you? I don't hear that at all. 080
. @itsethanyaboi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Taylor, I'm very happy for you, I'mma let you finish, but you emphatically did *not* make one of the best music videos of all time. 040
Reposted by .Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman. 149122492053
. @itsethanyaboi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Taylor Swift made a song about Cleveland Ohio. It's specifically a song about visiting Cleveland Ohio. It's the first song where she mentions her marriage. 090
. @itsethanyaboi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Finally caught the stupid nonsense allergist ad. I thought it might be some kind of PSA but evidently, no. It's sponsored by Genentech and Novartis. Why? Do they employ all the allergists? What am I missing here? HOW IS THIS AN AD? WHO MAKES MONEY FROM THIS? 050
. @itsethanyaboi.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I mean this as a neutral observation with no value judgment attached whatsoever, you were the most 15-year-old-looking 12 year old of all time. 090
. @itsethanyaboi.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Irresponsible of them to buy a house so close to that coal plant. That's no place to raise a bunny. 130
. @itsethanyaboi.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Thankfully most of mine have been for Talarico donations or roof replacements. 031
. @itsethanyaboi.bsky.social · 18/09/2026A new thing I have noticed that drives me insane and yet I have not seen anyone else point out: YouTube ads are increasingly becoming skippable at 10 seconds instead of 5 3141
. @itsethanyaboi.bsky.social · 17/09/2026someone save my girlfriend, I've discovered gardenpath sentences and I can't stop trolling her with them 170
. @itsethanyaboi.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I cannot Fucking believe Macklemore has more monthly listeners than Bobby Darin, whose world famous 1959 chart topper "Mack The Knife" was the 2nd biggest hit song of all time for several decades in a row. 070
. @itsethanyaboi.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I noticed something. Stupid Girls is gatekeep. Most Girls is girlboss. Her statement on Macklemore, where she scolds people for assuming her opinions from "a repost" and then proves those people correct, is gaslight. P!nk has hit the trifecta! 1112
Reposted by .Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Ed Sheeran taking the truly unique “I respect Macklemore as an artist, but not as a person” stance 492561230
. @itsethanyaboi.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Sincerely, how much evidence will it take for managers and venues and shit to realize that dropping people for saying "Free Palestine" doesn't even monetarily make sense anymore? It's a normal stance, comfortably within the Overton window. Zionists have lost the American optics war. Acknlowedge it. 0140
. @itsethanyaboi.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Man, I've never looked at this song's lyrics written out, before. Something about Zionism just drains the soul of whatever it needs to write good poetry, huh? 080
. @itsethanyaboi.bsky.social · 15/09/2026As a Virginia resident, I suspect if you told someone from Fauquier county that they're part of some joint Baltimore region, they would just kill you on the spot. 030
. @itsethanyaboi.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I prefer the less likely but much funnier option of the elusive 6-1 happening right at the end of a relatively normal 3-10 game 040
. @itsethanyaboi.bsky.social · 14/09/2026So if RYM is "let's see what Radiohead fans think about other songs," what's AOTY? 160
. @itsethanyaboi.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I'm gonna invent a new type of sandwich called the "Gyrzh" and then chuckle with glee when it eventually shows up as a wordle and no one gets it 021
. @itsethanyaboi.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Fargo Spiderhouse is officially off the market. I assume this means the builder's desperate bid to find a North Dakota multimillionaire willing to live in the middle of a bog-standard suburb AND fund the rest of the construction failed... but oh god, what if this means someone actually bought it? 040
. @itsethanyaboi.bsky.social · 05/09/2026So there's Jessie Murph, Lil Dicky... is there a third example of this? Extremely-unserious artists who told one really bad joke and then got locked in the brig forever? I wanna call it the Squidley Squad but if there's only two, it's not really a pattern yet. 4252
. @itsethanyaboi.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I need to meet the 300,000 people still listening to High Road daily and have a serious heart to heart with each and every one of them. 160
. @itsethanyaboi.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Looking back, Twitter was such a high risk low reward Thing To Do that I'm shocked any normal people ever posted there. I just read a comment from a guy who is *still* mad at me because of a tweet I made 9 years ago about Escapade by Janet Jackson sounding like a barrel rolling down stairs. 270
. @itsethanyaboi.bsky.social · 04/09/2026aura borealis I apologize that this isn't necessarily an answer to the question 010
. @itsethanyaboi.bsky.social · 02/09/2026This got no likes because people are scared of the truth. 030
. @itsethanyaboi.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Calum Scott's cover of Dancing On My Own is mansplaining. Malcolm Todd's cover of Dancing On My Own is manspreading. I will not elaborate on this. 271
. @itsethanyaboi.bsky.social · 27/08/2026At least once a week, I remember that time iCarly killed off David Schwimmer David Schwimmer didn't even have a character on the show, they killed off the real life celebrity David Schwimmer by implying he drowned live on TV Why'd they do that 390
Reposted by .Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 27/08/2026so much of this criticism of ai betrays a serious lack of introspection and awareness. have you ever driven a car? rode on a train? sent your kid to school on a bus? congratulations, you’ve used a wheel and axle. i felt like talking about something else in the middle of this post and that’s my right 121400144
. @itsethanyaboi.bsky.social · 26/08/2026The misconception won before the fight started. Calling out individual instances of people using the term wrong feels like trying to patch up a ship that's already at the bottom of the ocean. Like, what am I doing? It's not even really a ship anymore. 070
. @itsethanyaboi.bsky.social · 26/08/2026The intuitive but incorrect and extremely-less-useful interpretation is so widely used that it's now the de-facto definition. That drives me crazy because it wasn't a gradual dilution due to overuse like usual, social media ruined a useful term by just guessing what it meant. It never had a chance. 170
. @itsethanyaboi.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Everyone uses the term "trauma bond" wrong (it means intentionally causing trauma to foster dependency, not bonding over shared trauma) and it drives me crazy because I know that this is a very very serious mix-up but there's nothing I can do about it. 190
. @itsethanyaboi.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Second verse of Turnin' Me On Keri Hilson might qualify? youtu.be/Du0VCFOLOoI?...youtu.beKeri Hilson Ft Lil Wayne -- Turnin Me OnYouTube video by LaydiieLove2008 010
. @itsethanyaboi.bsky.social · 20/08/2026This just in, Kidz Bop did a cover of iloveitiloveitiloveit by Bella Kay It goes "I love it when we fight and I know just what you mean, we don't have to get into what that says about me" I am twitching 050
. @itsethanyaboi.bsky.social · 20/08/2026I think I see what's happening. They've built up their brand as The Kpop Group Who Twerks, but in this video they're shaking their breasts instead, and that's a lot to process. 0171
. @itsethanyaboi.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Read this if you can manage, the bot clearly had no idea how these kinds of posts are supposed to work. What customer would request "no free extras?" Is identifying obvious AI bullshit some kind of special skill? How were 16k people entertained by this? Are they all fake, too? 040
