. @itsethanyaboi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026In the movie Primetime, the first predator willingly listens to London Bridge for a full minute before entering the house. They wrote this in so we would know he's a strange, fundamentally evil person who should not be trusted. 0110
. @itsethanyaboi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Taylor, I'm very happy for you, I'mma let you finish, but you emphatically did *not* make one of the best music videos of all time. 040
Reposted by .Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman. 149121432021
. @itsethanyaboi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Taylor Swift made a song about Cleveland Ohio. It's specifically a song about visiting Cleveland Ohio. It's the first song where she mentions her marriage. 080
. @itsethanyaboi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Finally caught the stupid nonsense allergist ad. I thought it might be some kind of PSA but evidently, no. It's sponsored by Genentech and Novartis. Why? Do they employ all the allergists? What am I missing here? HOW IS THIS AN AD? WHO MAKES MONEY FROM THIS? 050
. @itsethanyaboi.bsky.social · 18/09/2026A new thing I have noticed that drives me insane and yet I have not seen anyone else point out: YouTube ads are increasingly becoming skippable at 10 seconds instead of 5 3141
. @itsethanyaboi.bsky.social · 17/09/2026someone save my girlfriend, I've discovered gardenpath sentences and I can't stop trolling her with them 170
. @itsethanyaboi.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I noticed something. Stupid Girls is gatekeep. Most Girls is girlboss. Her statement on Macklemore, where she scolds people for assuming her opinions from "a repost" and then proves those people correct, is gaslight. P!nk has hit the trifecta! 1112
Reposted by .Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Ed Sheeran taking the truly unique “I respect Macklemore as an artist, but not as a person” stance 492562231
. @itsethanyaboi.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Sincerely, how much evidence will it take for managers and venues and shit to realize that dropping people for saying "Free Palestine" doesn't even monetarily make sense anymore? It's a normal stance, comfortably within the Overton window. Zionists have lost the American optics war. Acknlowedge it. 0140
. @itsethanyaboi.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I'm gonna invent a new type of sandwich called the "Gyrzh" and then chuckle with glee when it eventually shows up as a wordle and no one gets it 021
. @itsethanyaboi.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Fargo Spiderhouse is officially off the market. I assume this means the builder's desperate bid to find a North Dakota multimillionaire willing to live in the middle of a bog-standard suburb AND fund the rest of the construction failed... but oh god, what if this means someone actually bought it? 040
. @itsethanyaboi.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Looking back, Twitter was such a high risk low reward Thing To Do that I'm shocked any normal people ever posted there. I just read a comment from a guy who is *still* mad at me because of a tweet I made 9 years ago about Escapade by Janet Jackson sounding like a barrel rolling down stairs. 270
. @itsethanyaboi.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Calum Scott's cover of Dancing On My Own is mansplaining. Malcolm Todd's cover of Dancing On My Own is manspreading. I will not elaborate on this. 271
. @itsethanyaboi.bsky.social · 27/08/2026At least once a week, I remember that time iCarly killed off David Schwimmer David Schwimmer didn't even have a character on the show, they killed off the real life celebrity David Schwimmer by implying he drowned live on TV Why'd they do that 390
Reposted by .Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 27/08/2026so much of this criticism of ai betrays a serious lack of introspection and awareness. have you ever driven a car? rode on a train? sent your kid to school on a bus? congratulations, you’ve used a wheel and axle. i felt like talking about something else in the middle of this post and that’s my right 121402146
. @itsethanyaboi.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Everyone uses the term "trauma bond" wrong (it means intentionally causing trauma to foster dependency, not bonding over shared trauma) and it drives me crazy because I know that this is a very very serious mix-up but there's nothing I can do about it. 190
. @itsethanyaboi.bsky.social · 20/08/2026This just in, Kidz Bop did a cover of iloveitiloveitiloveit by Bella Kay It goes "I love it when we fight and I know just what you mean, we don't have to get into what that says about me" I am twitching 050
. @itsethanyaboi.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Comment Written by AI -GIF Reaction -GIF Reaction -GIF Reaction -Adendum Added by AI I hate the new internet I hate the new internet I hate the new internet I hate the new internet I hate the new internet I hate the new internet I hate the new internet I hate the new internet I hate 1110
. @itsethanyaboi.bsky.social · 15/08/2026MIC THE SNARE I AM BEGGING YOU GET MEAN GET ANGRY SHOW SOME TEETH START YELLING FIND YOUR DEHYDRATION GUN MOMENT BE LESS NICE TO SHEBANG 290
. @itsethanyaboi.bsky.social · 13/08/2026I need everyone who follows me to know how much I hate the Fargo Spiderhouse Look at this fucking bullshit what is this www.zillow.com/homedetails/...? 130
. @itsethanyaboi.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Overuse of quotation marks continues to be the AI-ism that bothers me the most. Look at this shit. Usually the quotes are an overly safe signifier of figurative speech, but the word "tricked" isn't even figurative, here. Gus was literally tricked. So what purpose do the quotes serve, then? 170
. @itsethanyaboi.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Just got a 5 second ad on YouTube where an AI voice said "diagnosed with a food allergy? Talk to an allergist about treatment options" overtop footage of trees. There was no other content in the ad. I'm honestly still trying to figure out what, exactly, has just been advertised to me. 390
. @itsethanyaboi.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Listened to the full Ariana album. ...it unnerves me how frail her vocals sound. More whispery than usual in places it doesn't make sense, autotune where she shouldn't need it. I don't know if it's intentional or not, or which option is worse. 070
Reposted by .Big Joel @bigjoel.bsky.social · 03/08/2026It’s odd when people can’t just admit they liked the bad show and are upset that I disagree with them, and so have to make it about some like, moral statement about how it’s better for reviews to be positive than negative 3559712
. @itsethanyaboi.bsky.social · 31/07/2026The petal music video has, for the first time in my life, got me excited to listen to an album 010
. @itsethanyaboi.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Question, gamers, what are some of the funniest reasons a song/artist has ever charted? Because I'm trying and failing to think of one funnier than "her dad owns Groupon" 570
. @itsethanyaboi.bsky.social · 28/07/2026cannot fucking believe Michael The Snare called Chasing Cars worse than You're Beautiful James Blunt 2120
. @itsethanyaboi.bsky.social · 16/07/2026I feel bad for Rick and Morty. Season 9 has been amazing so far and no one cares. They've never recovered from being "the Pickle Rick show" 240
. @itsethanyaboi.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Hello, gamers. Question. What are some songs where the prechorus is really good but the rest kinda sucks? Examples: Animals Maroon 5 Boyfriend Justin Bieber 1160
Reposted by .Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 02/07/2026i’m sorry but farming is cheating. you didn’t scavenge those cucumbers, you grew them in your field on purpose and “found” them later. and that’s bullshit 333886636
. @itsethanyaboi.bsky.social · 24/06/2026I still don't understand how London exists in the Cars Universe. Why would sentient cars ever build London, an extremely walkable city? Wouldn't their cities look more like Houston? Or Orlando? 040
. @itsethanyaboi.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Here's another wacky opinion: My Way by Olivia Rodrigo is not only my favorite Olivia Rodrigo song, it's also the ONLY Olivia Rodrigo song I've heard that I enjoy with zero caveats. No parts that make me go "eh, woulda done that different" Is that normal? Note, I've mainly just heard her singles. 030
. @itsethanyaboi.bsky.social · 20/06/2026All the clips of Europeans going to American restaurants and being blown away has reminded me of what might be my Hottest Take but I'm also obviously right and no one can convince me otherwise: America has the best food on the planet I'mma ramble for a bit because I'm passionate about this 161
. @itsethanyaboi.bsky.social · 17/06/2026America 1960: we should put a man on the moon America 2026: what if the dictionary was wrong sometimes? 081
. @itsethanyaboi.bsky.social · 17/06/2026I agree with the sentiment of this post, but what does "3. sunlight" mean? How is that a "Reason"? 150
. @itsethanyaboi.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Guy who wants to say "she's serving cunt" but can't because he's with family and his cousins are young: "Damn, she could be a waitress at the vagina restaurant!" 091
. @itsethanyaboi.bsky.social · 27/05/202695% of the data center backlash is completely avoidable. Politicians could decide to do their job tomorrow and pass legislation that protects the interests of The People (lmao). Instead they're bending over backwards to make all the worst possible choices. 120
. @itsethanyaboi.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Good morning, gamers. Random thought. Have I missed some revisionism around 23 by Mike Will and Friends? Or is that still one of the worst songs ever recorded? Just checking. 540
. @itsethanyaboi.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Can someone who's good at The Economy explain why 6% credit utilization makes my score drop by 36 points? 010
