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Doug!

@itsdoug.ca
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Sysadmin, Dad and general pain in the ass He/Him

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Doug! @itsdoug.ca · 1m
I don’t think there’s a guy who deserves repeated punches to the face more than that guy
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poster to be named later @jbaines37.bsky.social · 1h
on average, the last two Sens captains have been able to read in one language
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 3h
okay I'm sorry to literally beg for this, I've done part time jobs and you all have been amazing sponsoring for me doing work around the community But I go 1400 a month rent is due at the end of the month and I'm freaking out, they can delay it until the 8th but I think I honestly can't pay it
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Doug! @itsdoug.ca · 2h
That explains why it ends with the narrator blaming everything on someone named "Ken Obi"
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Doug! @itsdoug.ca · 3h
Like that would work on him
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Doug! @itsdoug.ca · 4h
I know everything is terrible but I'm pretty happy that the NHL season has started and both the Maple Leafs and Oilers fell flat on their faces last night
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Doug! @itsdoug.ca · 8h
I can't be banned because it's actually John Mulaney saying it and I'm just posting the GIF the app provided
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John Mulaney: Do You Want Me To Kill That Guy?
Alt: John Mulaney: Do You Want Me To Kill That Guy for you?
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Doug! @itsdoug.ca · 10h
And all the architects of that utter waste of human life get to die comfortably in their beds rather than face the consequences of their actions
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Doug! @itsdoug.ca · 10h
Thomas Chat-Bot, the French Canadian chatbot that’s a cat
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Doug! @itsdoug.ca · 10h
Did someone catch him following another Barely Legal account?
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Doug! @itsdoug.ca · 22h
I think it’s any animal
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Doug! @itsdoug.ca · 22h
Fine, The *Therian* sellout doesn’t care
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Doug! @itsdoug.ca · 22h
I like the texture contrast with the chorizo and bacon
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Doug! @itsdoug.ca · 22h
Soft scrambled Eggs, chorizo, bacon, sautéd onions and peppers, melty cheese in a wheat tortilla Sometimes ill put a hash brown in there
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Doug! @itsdoug.ca · 23h
Every so often compassion wins
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Doug! @itsdoug.ca · 29/09/2026
Boooooooooooooooooooo
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Doug! @itsdoug.ca · 29/09/2026
Don't you like this, I'm cheering for a meteor
A screenshot of @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz liking a post that says "booooooooo"
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Doug! @itsdoug.ca · 29/09/2026
Booooooooooooo
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Doug! @itsdoug.ca · 29/09/2026
Oh nooooo… won’t someone think of the billionaires?
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Doug! @itsdoug.ca · 29/09/2026
Quoth the Raven:
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Doug! @itsdoug.ca · 29/09/2026
If you're going to fed post, do it under an @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social post
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Doug! @itsdoug.ca · 29/09/2026
It only works if you're a rabbit pilot on facetime
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Doug! @itsdoug.ca · 29/09/2026
Marking Thomas Chabot as the captain of my fantasy hockey team
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Doug! @itsdoug.ca · 29/09/2026
I won't get any votes for this list either
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Doug! @itsdoug.ca · 29/09/2026
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O Captain My Captain - Dead Poets Society
Alt: The O Captain My Captain scene from Dead Poets Society where all of the young students stand on their desks and shout "oh captain my captain" after Robin Williams character gets fired.
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Doug! @itsdoug.ca · 29/09/2026
Every bit of food Michael Tracy eats should be overly salty
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Doug! @itsdoug.ca · 29/09/2026
The men yearn for the IMPACT font
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Doug! @itsdoug.ca · 29/09/2026
Every toilet seat Michael Tracy sits on should be warm and wet
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Doug! @itsdoug.ca · 29/09/2026
Michael Tracy should have sharp pebbles in his shoes at all times
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Doug! @itsdoug.ca · 29/09/2026
I don't know who Michael Tracey is but I fucking hate him
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Doug! @itsdoug.ca · 28/09/2026
GEDDY NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Doug! @itsdoug.ca · 28/09/2026
As a Leafs hater: ROFL As a dumbass who took Knies in my fantasy league because he's slotted to play with Matthews: SONOFABITCH!!!!!
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Doug! @itsdoug.ca · 28/09/2026
Happy Birthday Tyler!!!!!!!!!!
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Doug! @itsdoug.ca · 28/09/2026
I guess it's that time of year where I cheer for the Red Sox for three games
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Doug! @itsdoug.ca · 28/09/2026
This is a dog pile and not the good kind
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Doug! @itsdoug.ca · 28/09/2026
I will never not take an opportunity to shit on Philadelphia sports teams
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The Simpsons: Homer Simpson Booing
Alt: The Simpsons: Homer Simpson Booing
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Doug! @itsdoug.ca · 28/09/2026
We'll get you one of these days
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Doug! @itsdoug.ca · 28/09/2026
I don't know what this says about me but I only want to go to coffee shops where the barista is mean to me
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Doug! @itsdoug.ca · 28/09/2026
*adds cable management kit to emergency bag*
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Doug! @itsdoug.ca · 28/09/2026
"Closing port 80 on the firewall"
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Doug! @itsdoug.ca · 28/09/2026
Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Doug! @itsdoug.ca · 28/09/2026
It's... fine I've been to worse places
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Doug! @itsdoug.ca · 28/09/2026
A screenshot from a "The Simpsons" episode. It shows several bottles of a brown liquid with the label "SImpson & Son Revitalizing Tonic". The label has a small photo of both Abe and Homer Simpson.
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Doug! @itsdoug.ca · 28/09/2026
Just utterly terrible parenting
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Doug! @itsdoug.ca · 28/09/2026
Hell yeah
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Doug! @itsdoug.ca · 28/09/2026
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Tucker Carlson
Alt: Jeremy Culhane doing a Tucker Carlson impression on SNL. He’s wearing a dark suit with red and blue striped tie. Text: what are we doing? What’s going on?
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Doug! @itsdoug.ca · 27/09/2026
Ah I fucking jinxed it
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Doug! @itsdoug.ca · 27/09/2026
He’s going all nine innings for the Blue Jays today
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Doug! @itsdoug.ca · 27/09/2026
It would be both the best, and cheapest Star Wars movie ever made
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