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@itsdoug.ca
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Doug! @itsdoug.ca · 29/09/2026
Don't you like this, I'm cheering for a meteor
A screenshot of @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz liking a post that says "booooooooo"
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Doug! @itsdoug.ca · 28/09/2026
A screenshot from a "The Simpsons" episode. It shows several bottles of a brown liquid with the label "SImpson & Son Revitalizing Tonic". The label has a small photo of both Abe and Homer Simpson.
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Doug! @itsdoug.ca · 20/09/2026
The “Sickos” meme but the man is sad while looking into the window and saying “No… NO!”
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Doug! @itsdoug.ca · 18/09/2026
A four panel meme with four images of Vince McMahon in various stages of arousal.
Text:
Panel 1) GW Announces Legion of the Damned Kill Team
Panel 2) They are covered in Skulls and flames
Panel 3) They're all Firstborn Space Marines
Panel 4) THEY HAVE BEAKED HELMETS!!!!
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Doug! @itsdoug.ca · 18/09/2026
Games Workshop: Announces a paint range claiming good coverage for all colours including White and Yellow Me:
A meme made with a character from the game "L.A. Noir". It is a man wearing a suit and fedora with a quizzical look on his face. There is an image of the XBox "X" button with the word "Doubt" next to it.
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Doug! @itsdoug.ca · 17/09/2026
Holy fuck, this is so brutal in it's accuracy
A screenshot of a comment on an article discussing Drew Doughty being named captain of the LA Kings hockey team.

Text: From mike_velasquez: Basically giving a dog a piece of chocolate before it's put down with two crying emoji faces
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Doug! @itsdoug.ca · 16/09/2026
Except for Bob the Builder's tractor Travis but.... we don't talk about him
A green cartoon tractor with a red grill and exhaust pipe. The front lights are eyes. It's all very creepy.
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Doug! @itsdoug.ca · 16/09/2026
He doesn’t play anymore but Chris Drury Look at this dipshit, he looks like they over-inflated a Patrick Dempsey blow up doll
Hockey Player Chris Drury and his stupid fucking face
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Doug! @itsdoug.ca · 13/09/2026
I need someone better with video editing to overlay Etta James’ “At Last” over this
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Doug! @itsdoug.ca · 10/09/2026
It's been a rough couple of days
An image showing an arch with colours going from red, orange, yellow, light green and dark green. There is an arrow on red. There is a Toronto Blue Jays logo in the middle.

Text at top: Are we Back O Meter?
Text at bottom left: It's so over
Text at bottom right: We are so back
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Doug! @itsdoug.ca · 09/09/2026
Edmonton really putting the work in to become "Canada's most hated hockey team"
A screenshot of a twitter post from the Edmonton Oilers twitter account announcing that they have signed hockey player Alex Formenton to a one year $850,000 contract. There is a picture of Formenton in the uniform of his former team he Ottawa Senators. It should be noted that the Senators let his contract rights expire after he was accused of sexual assault in the 2018 Canada World Junior team assault case.
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Doug! @itsdoug.ca · 06/09/2026
Glorious
A screenshot of the American League standings showing the Toronto Blue Jays at .502 won percentage, a 72-71 win loss record and holding the third wild card position.

There are some other teams but this is a post about the Toronto Blue Jays so we won’t be getting fully into it.A two panel meme made up of screenshots from Parks and Rec.

Aziz Ansart is looking at a page and then looks up

Text: it’s beautiful. I’ve been looking at it for five hours.
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Doug! @itsdoug.ca · 03/09/2026
“We’re so back” levels are rising
A screenshot of Major League Baseball’s American League standings. It shows that the Toronto Blue Jays are half a game behind Cleveland for the third Wildcard spot.
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Doug! @itsdoug.ca · 02/09/2026
A screenshot from the American version of 'The Office'. Steve Carell (playing the character Michael Scott) is shouting in front of a supply closet.

Text: I DECLARE DOGPILE!!!!!!!
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Doug! @itsdoug.ca · 02/09/2026
Brad Marchand would know, he's got experience being a shitty captain #gosensgo
A screenshot of an instagram post from the site Puck Empire with a photos of Ottawa Senators hockey players Thomas Chabot, Tim Stutzle and Jake Sanderson above the headline "Thomas Chabot, Tim Stutzle and Jake Sanderson are the top-3 candidates for the Senators' Captaincy". One of the comments is from Brad Marchand (bmarch63) and says "Hahahah ……stutzle….hahaha"
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Doug! @itsdoug.ca · 01/09/2026
Don't they know about the accessibility settings built into the app?
A screenshot of the BlueSky accessibility settings. There are two fields; one that says "Require Alt test before posting" with a checkbox and another that says "Display larger alt text badges" with a checkbox.
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Doug! @itsdoug.ca · 01/09/2026
New house, new l o o k i n g spot
A small grey and white can’t laying on a floor with her head sticking out of some brown ballisters
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Doug! @itsdoug.ca · 29/08/2026
BEHOLD, THE PERFECT MAN!!!!
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Doug! @itsdoug.ca · 29/08/2026
She’s not a fan of the whole “moving” thing
An overhead picture of a small, grey and white cat with bright green eyes. The cat is sitting on a concrete pad next two concrete stairs
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Doug! @itsdoug.ca · 27/08/2026
An image of Doctor Doom from behind looking at a brown, poop landscape.

Text in the "Avengers typeface": Shave and a Hair Cut, Two bits
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Doug! @itsdoug.ca · 27/08/2026
Is there no end to the American betrayals????
A screenshot of a tweet from Ray Petkau

Contents of tweet:

Ray Petkau
@RayPetkau
Statement from Connor Hellebuyck:
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OFFICIAL STATEMENT
CONNOR HELLEBUYCK
Winnipeg has been my home for my entire NHL career, and I will always be grateful for my time there.
I have never forgotten June 23, 2012. That's the day Winnipeg took a chance on a goalie playing in Odessa, TX. I gave everything I had from that moment to prove that the Jets made the right decision.
Several months ago, I privately requested a trade. I have tried to handle the situation quietly and respectfully while giving the organization time to explore its options.
With training camp approaching, I felt it was important to publicly confirm my request. My position has not changed, and I believe moving on is the best path forward for me and my family.
I appreciate everything Winnipeg Jets fans have meant to me throughout my career and hope a resolution can be reached soon.
- CONNOR HELLEBUYCK
ALPHA HOCKEY
2:50 p.m. • 27 Aug 26 • 144 Views
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Doug! @itsdoug.ca · 27/08/2026
Damn... you get rid of a Tkachuck or Hughes and they don't want your team on the US National broadcast anymore
A chart showing all of the NHL's US National TV games scheduled for the upcoming season. It is notable because the only Canadian Teams that appear to be on the schedule are The Edmonton Oilers with 8, the Toronto Maple Leafs with 3, the Montreal Canadiens with 6 and The Winnipeg Jets with 1. The Flames, Senators and Canucks will not be on a US national broadcast.
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Doug! @itsdoug.ca · 24/08/2026
Doug Ford? The hash dealer?
Comedy writer Jim Downey speaking into a microphone and wearing headphones. He is doing a bit where he pretends to not know that Jeffrey Epstein is both dead and a monster.
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Doug! @itsdoug.ca · 20/08/2026
Mark Walters? The insurance company CEO? With the women's hockey league trophy named after him?
Jim Downey on the Conan podcast. He was originally doing a bit about Jeffrey Epstein.
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Doug! @itsdoug.ca · 19/08/2026
Welp…
A Bluesky post:

Ben Nicholson-Smith • @bnsbaseball.bsky.social
Blue Jays select lefty Brendan Cellucci. He'll be active tonight.
Matt Waldron DFA.
3:07 PM • Aug 19, 2026 & Everybody can reply
5 reposts 1 quote
25 likes
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Doug! @itsdoug.ca · 19/08/2026
The only proper reaction to Sophie Cunningham's dog-shit statements:
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Doug! @itsdoug.ca · 19/08/2026
A scene from the Simpsons turned into a three panel comic strip. This is from when Kirk VanHoutten gets divorced and moves into a sad divorced man apartment complex and Homer tries to cheer him up.
 
Panel 1: Kirk VanHoutten is standing and pointing to a race car bed while holding a beer
Text: I sleep in a racecar bed with my AI girlfriend
Panel 2: A close up on Homer's face while he speaks.
Text: I sleep in a bed with my human wife I can touch and don't have to buy tokens to talk too
Panel 3: Showing Kirk looking sad while Homer stands there holding a beer.
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Doug! @itsdoug.ca · 18/08/2026
A screenshot from "I think you should leave" where Tim Robinson is shouting at a drive through from his car window.
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Doug! @itsdoug.ca · 16/08/2026
Today was a good baseball day
A meme with two panels. At the top
It says “who would win?”. On the left there is an image of Yankees pitcher Cam Schlittler over the words “Cy Young front runner”. On the right are images of various Toronto Blue Jays pitchers over the words “2026 Jays Bullpen Day”.
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Doug! @itsdoug.ca · 11/08/2026
A photoshopped book cover of "Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day" by by Judith Viorst (Author), Ray Cruz (Illustrator).

It has been changed to say "John Schneider and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Baseball Season". There is also an image of a little boy on a messy bed surrounded by toys. He has a Toronto Blue Jays hat on his head.
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Doug! @itsdoug.ca · 09/08/2026
One of the fun parts of packing a house that’s had two young children in it up to move is that you’ll occasionally find graffiti on the walls What did they mean with this?
A grey wall with some strange graffiti on it
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Doug! @itsdoug.ca · 08/08/2026
Post the best picture you’ve ever taken of your pet
A grey and white kitten leaning on a green chair
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Doug! @itsdoug.ca · 06/08/2026
Oh, so you hate Quadcycles now?
A black quadcycle with a basket on the back (think bicycle with four wheels)
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Doug! @itsdoug.ca · 06/08/2026
Like a knife to the heart
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Doug! @itsdoug.ca · 30/07/2026
The Red Wings to Dylan Larkin:
An image from The Simpsons where elderly character Mr. Burns is pointing at a sign that says "Don't forget. You're here forever."
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Doug! @itsdoug.ca · 25/07/2026
This is what getting out of the shower should look like:
A panel from the Watchmen comic book showing a partially muscled skeleton in front of a military base with soldiers in various states of shock.

Text: NOVEMBER 14TH: A PARTIALLY MUSCLED SKELETON STANDS BY THE PERIMETER FENCE AND SCREAMS FOR THIRTY SECONDS BEFORE VANISHING...
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Doug! @itsdoug.ca · 25/07/2026
Actor John Hurt as the Storyteller from Jim Henson’s “The Storyteller”. There is also a brown and grey puppet dog.
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Doug! @itsdoug.ca · 24/07/2026
May he be remembered for his greatest work:
A screenshot of a Hulk Hogan tweet

Hulk Hogan @HulkHogan
Goodnight HULKAMANIACS and jabronie marks without a life that don't know it a work when you work a work and work yourself into a shoot, marks
1:06 AM • 10/16/11 • Echofon
•cunnv.co
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Doug! @itsdoug.ca · 23/07/2026
You ever get the feeling you’re being watched?
A small grey and white cat peering over a brown table. All you can see are her ears, green eyes and the tip of her nose.
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Doug! @itsdoug.ca · 22/07/2026
Woody Harrelson in True Detective. He’s leaning over the roof of a car in a collared shirt.

Text: I just want you to stop saying terrible shit
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Doug! @itsdoug.ca · 22/07/2026
Time to get hurt again
A picture of a cat wearing a tie with the words “I hope I don’t get pissed off” above it. It is next to a picture is a factory with the Blue Jays logo and the words “Pissing me off factory”
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Doug! @itsdoug.ca · 20/07/2026
Thor saying "We're going to need a miracle" and it's just this guy wearing his old "Scary face mask"
Nandor from the "What we do in the Shadows" wearing a silly hat and cloak
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Doug! @itsdoug.ca · 19/07/2026
Walton Goggins as Uncle Baby Billy from Righteous Gemstones. He has a shock of white hair, large glasses and a grey suit. He is pointing at someone off screens.
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Doug! @itsdoug.ca · 13/07/2026
My government assigned Guard Goose is on patrol
A Canada Goose floating in a lake with a boat in the background
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Doug! @itsdoug.ca · 12/07/2026
Me being a responsible parent while vacationing
A screenshot from The Simpsons. The character Lenny is kneeling on the floor pointing at a point of sunlight. This is next to a line with “Drinking Time” written on the floor. You can also see Carl’s brown pants in the background.
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Doug! @itsdoug.ca · 11/07/2026
I don’t think I like this new nightlight we got for my youngest kid
A picture of a ceiling light with an ominous red swirl. The swirl kind of looks like a nebula you would see in space and decide to never go near.
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Doug! @itsdoug.ca · 10/07/2026
Setting my out of office for next week:
A screenshot of Microsoft Outlooks automatic replies menu with "I'm on vacation, fuck off" as the automatic reply as if anyone I work with would actually read an out of office.
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Doug! @itsdoug.ca · 09/07/2026
The “We’re so back” levels are rising…
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Doug! @itsdoug.ca · 08/07/2026
BIIIIIIIGGGGGG OOOOOAAAAAKKKKK!! I swear to god… if a fucking dragon toy fixes the vibes of this team…
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Doug! @itsdoug.ca · 08/07/2026
A scene where John Oliver is slapped by a blonde woman.
Panel 1: John Oliver speaking
Text:Who do you think you are, treating someone like me with such contempt? […] Is there anyone else among the traders who deal with Dilmun who has treated me this way? Only you treat my messenger with contempt!

Panel 2: John Oliver continuing to speak
Text: Be advised that I will no longer accept any copper from you that is not of good quality. From now on, I will personally select the ingots in my own yard, and I will exercise my right of refusal against you, since you have treated me with contempt.

Panel 3 and 4
The blonde woman slapping john in two steps. There is a picture of a Mesopotamian statue's head super imposed over top of her head. This implies that it is the infamous Ea-nasir doing the slapping.

Panel 5: John Oliver looking vexed that he has been slapped.
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