christopher @its-xopher.bsky.social · 22/09/2026If I had more space I just know I’d have like 4 bikes 001
christopher @its-xopher.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Is there a link to the full presentation or recording? 110
christopher @its-xopher.bsky.social · 17/09/2026don’t want to be a downer because the intentions are good but it’s giving La Sombrita energy 010
christopher @its-xopher.bsky.social · 17/09/2026felt a new part of my body I didn’t know I could feel… 030
christopher @its-xopher.bsky.social · 17/09/2026just what my vibrant urban neighborhood was missing!!! 130
christopher @its-xopher.bsky.social · 14/09/2026people were saying the plot was messy which, yes! but so was the original! 030
christopher @its-xopher.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Huge loss for the DC area, especially for folks who infrequently drive. It’s unfortunate that DC Council never seemed to fully embrace car-sharing as a way to complement transportation options in the district and reduce private car ownership. It should have been incentivized à la Capital Bikeshare. 0110
christopher @its-xopher.bsky.social · 02/09/2026can I come over and squeeze your biceps for a while 🥺 010
christopher @its-xopher.bsky.social · 21/08/2026A lot to dunk on Amy for here, but the idea that a relationship can only be “sexual” if he can get it up and there is PIV is the kind of thing I’d expect someone cancelled by the MeToo movement to say. 051
christopher @its-xopher.bsky.social · 19/08/2026I know the economy is bad because Uber Eats is throwing them 40% promo codes AROUND 050
christopher @its-xopher.bsky.social · 18/08/2026I’m sure we’ll get a strong condemnation of these officers from DC Police Union chair Gregg Pemberton, right?? 🙄 010
christopher @its-xopher.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Silo is really good but definitely a slow burn at parts, especially in the first half of S2. Rebecca Ferguson is fantastic though. Hope you enjoy it! 020
christopher @its-xopher.bsky.social · 15/08/2026You failed to solve the problem, slapped a sign on it, and patted yourself on the back. 040
christopher @its-xopher.bsky.social · 06/08/2026No but same a rooftop old fashioned is my first order of business every time 010
christopher @its-xopher.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Oof. Car-sharing regrettably continues to shrink in the DC area. Now Free2Move is ending its Arlington zone. Car-sharing availability is a great way to get car owners who infrequently drive to give up their cars. We should be working to expand it. 030
christopher @its-xopher.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Safety is obviously an important reason to pursue Platform Screen Doors, but crucially this also allows WMATA to significantly increase service frequency, speed, and reliability with the same number of train sets. That’s a big win for unlocking new capacity on the crowded red line. 0142
christopher @its-xopher.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Legitimately such a fun lil show! And Charlie Hall 🥵 🥵 011
christopher @its-xopher.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Yeah I see a lot of “native” urban plantingd like this and I’m not a fan. Native doesn’t mean unkempt or blocking views of the street! 030
christopher @its-xopher.bsky.social · 12/07/2026no one is awake to share in the Lindsey Graham news and that’s the real tragedy 260
christopher @its-xopher.bsky.social · 09/07/2026The introduction of European-style outdoor dining to American cities is one of the very few good things to come from the pandemic and Mayor Bowser’s parting gift was to kill it completely. 010
christopher @its-xopher.bsky.social · 07/07/2026haven’t laughed so hard in a movie in a while. perfect casting. can’t wait to see it again 020
christopher @its-xopher.bsky.social · 07/07/2026It’s past time for DC to ditch individual wheelie bins in its densest neighborhoods and embrace European-style containerization. Fewer blocked sidewalks, alleys, and bike lanes and more efficient and easier pickup for sanitation workers. Cc: @brianneknadeau.bsky.social 031
christopher @its-xopher.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Also 17th NW down to the Mall and connected to 15th and Penn Ave west via H so that there’s a protected wrap all the way around the WH. 000
christopher @its-xopher.bsky.social · 06/07/2026We really need a protected N-S on the western side of the Capitol Hill neighborhood. 4th/6th are obvious candidates given the existing lanes, but 2nd wouldn’t be bad either (it’s already partly protected from L to F St NE as a sidewalk level multi use path although not shown here) 110
christopher @its-xopher.bsky.social · 02/07/2026I’ll vote for whoever bans flyovers in Washington, DC. 280
christopher @its-xopher.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Oh! I really enjoyed the miniseries and had no idea it was a book! 110
christopher @its-xopher.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Makes a strong case to fully protect E Capitol St and also add a protected north/south route from NoMa to Navy Yard near 4th/6th. 100
christopher @its-xopher.bsky.social · 27/06/2026I said “no” after reading the first five words of your skeet 120
christopher @its-xopher.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Why is @emilioemm.com in a bear alliance he’s like half a twink 140
christopher @its-xopher.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Really appreciate your statement and work to beef up resources during public events. But we also need resources at ATP on non-event nights. There are domestic disturbances and violent, drunken, aggressive behavior almost nightly and at all hours both in the park and next door at the Gale. 020
christopher @its-xopher.bsky.social · 25/06/2026It was the perfect night for it! Sad to not run into you to say hello! 110
christopher @its-xopher.bsky.social · 24/06/2026For those unfamiliar with DC’s parking permit fees - they’re outrageously cheap. One household can park three vehicles on public roads for $250 per year. That’s the same price most renters pay *monthly* for just ONE vehicle in their apartment building garage! 020
christopher @its-xopher.bsky.social · 24/06/2026DC residents (like almost everywhere else) complain about how parking is getting harder to find these days. They’ll point to safety features like bike lanes or pedestrian daylighting as the main culprit, but never consider the fact that their car size might be a factor! @cmcharlesallen.bsky.social 192
christopher @its-xopher.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Washington, DC became a leader in the US a few years ago when it began charging heavier cars a bigger registration fee to offset road damage. Next, we should tackle the impact larger cars have on parking. The longer your car, the more curb you take for yourself, the higher your parking permit fee. 1232
christopher @its-xopher.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Excellent results across the board tonight!And FWIW I wrote in your name for Chair again :) 260
