christopher @its-xopher.bsky.social · 17/09/2026just what my vibrant urban neighborhood was missing!!! 130
christopher @its-xopher.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Oof. Car-sharing regrettably continues to shrink in the DC area. Now Free2Move is ending its Arlington zone. Car-sharing availability is a great way to get car owners who infrequently drive to give up their cars. We should be working to expand it. 030
christopher @its-xopher.bsky.social · 24/06/2026For those unfamiliar with DC’s parking permit fees - they’re outrageously cheap. One household can park three vehicles on public roads for $250 per year. That’s the same price most renters pay *monthly* for just ONE vehicle in their apartment building garage! 020
christopher @its-xopher.bsky.social · 06/06/2026The girlies at this pride brunch not knowing who Slayyyter is… 020
christopher @its-xopher.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Help @mayor.nyc.gov there’s tax dollars being inefficiently allocated 020
christopher @its-xopher.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Throwback to when DC unveiled their Vision Zero license plate in 2022. This was my 5 minute attempt back then (I am not a graphic designer) - Replaced Lycra rider w/ a typical cyclist - No more bloody red - Replaced “Share the Road” sign which is no longer used - Used the actual fucking DC skyline 0120
christopher @its-xopher.bsky.social · 21/05/2026The whole “white people need to understand that people need CARS” narrative is so funny because white Americans actually own the most cars! People of color have far lower car ownership rates. A transportation system built around mandatory car ownership disproportionately hurts people of color! 070
christopher @its-xopher.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Too many Kenyan McDuffie yard signs for my liking 050
christopher @its-xopher.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Pedestrians can’t die if you make it impossible to walk 0253
christopher @its-xopher.bsky.social · 15/04/2026What a stark contrast to DDOT’s Sharon Kershbaum. Despite the research, DC routinely caves to business owners worried about parking. We’ve watered down or eliminated entire bike projects (not to mention destroyed our outdoor dining program) to preserve parking even though the city knows better. 181
christopher @its-xopher.bsky.social · 05/04/2026Even Fox News is talking about the deranged Easter Sunday post— oh, wait. 140
christopher @its-xopher.bsky.social · 23/03/2026Absolutely insane that the part of the new pedestrian connection between Crystal City and DCA over the National Park Service right-of-way is going to be uncovered and unprotected from the elements because NPS is worried about obstructing scenic views for *drivers* along the parkway. 3223
christopher @its-xopher.bsky.social · 21/02/2026I don’t care how hot you are - this is immediate block territory 030
christopher @its-xopher.bsky.social · 21/02/2026When an oomf I’ve been flirting with for months finally flirts back 030
christopher @its-xopher.bsky.social · 20/02/2026Hey @ddotdc.bsky.social how do we expedite a fix for this section of the MBT? The rocks from the @wmata.com embankment have been slowly narrowing the trail and the constant flooding is a problem. Thousands of people commute this way daily. Cc: @cmcharlesallen.bsky.social @cmzparker5.bsky.social 131
christopher @its-xopher.bsky.social · 27/01/2026Ohhh great. I’m eyeing this expandable circular walnut table from Article. Chairs tbd. 010
christopher @its-xopher.bsky.social · 13/01/2026new apartment is a massive upgrade in the balcony view department 2210
christopher @its-xopher.bsky.social · 29/12/2025Josh Hartnett with blonde hair is really doing it for me rn 😮💨 I need to know I’m not alone in this 280
christopher @its-xopher.bsky.social · 25/12/2025an insane amount of Chinese for one person but it’s so effing good 390
christopher @its-xopher.bsky.social · 21/12/2025I’ve got ten days to take the Heated Rivalry remix to the top of my 2025 most played list 040
christopher @its-xopher.bsky.social · 20/12/2025Got an excellent Christmas prezzie from a close friend tonight 😍 060
christopher @its-xopher.bsky.social · 06/12/2025With the burdensome and costly new streatery rules, the year-round outdoor dining here at Union Market has been replaced with 8 parking spots. Thanks @ddotdc.bsky.social!! 130
