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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Brilliant bloopers from BETWEEN TWO FERNS #ZachGalifianakis

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one dozen rats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

explaining to cam skattebo that he won’t be able to play with jaxson anymore using the same hand signals they used to tell koko the gorilla her cat died

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Jay Edidin @edidin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

One of my favorite cases of someone being Wrong on the Internet was a very earnest, very confused vegan who was telling people how cruel honey is; and it eventually turned out they thought honey was made by putting bees in a centrifuge and spinning them around until they threw up.

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Ben McAdams (The Resurrection Arc) @purrtah.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

What is happening on the ground per reports for the GOP seems nothing short of an apocalyptic event Nobody wants to canvass from Michigan to Florida. The people who do are meeting angry voters and support evaporating

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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

This is a pretty amazing article. It gets a little preachy at times. But the goods in the article don’t need it. A whole operation based on buying up long running websites, firing all staff and pumping them full of mountains of AI slop. Fascinating. A sort of boiler room ai dystopia.

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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

😆😆😆

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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Next week on 60 Minutes - How come -they're- allowed to say it? A conversation on race with Ross Douthat and the doorman at his apartment - Another feature on the NFL because you hogs like the NFL right? - Nate Bargatze: America's Clean Comedian This Sunday at 7:30, sponsored by United Healthcare

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NO DISASSEMBLE. @isthisrob.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Okay, FBI agents: which one of you fucked a dog?

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Lumi @lumieregrl83.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

🤔🤣 okay, that’s better than nascar.

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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

When we moved house, I let rip with a nasty silent fart whilst fitting the (electric) oven. My wife, convinced I'd damaged a gas pipe, called an engineer who charged an emergency rate. Could've admitted it, but not after the family stood in the garden to prevent 'gas poisoning'.

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ResJudicata22 @resjudicata22.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Cartoonist: Slyngstad

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sillyhatsonly.bsky.social @sillyhatsonly.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Democracy isn't good because it makes good decisions. It never has been. Democracy is good because you can unmake bad decisions. Of you listen to revolutions podcast, pretty much every revolution occurs after a nations leadership fucks up really bad and won't change courses.

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Scoiattolo @scarnecchia.net · 06/09/2026

When we first started dating, @faineg.bsky.social once sat up, looked into a dark corner of the room and said “it’s in the room with us”, and laid back down, never having awoken. I, on the other hand, did not sleep after that

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The Tonearm @thetonearm.com · 06/09/2026

The host of Slate's 'Hit Parade' on the two pools of data that keep the Billboard Hot 100 honest, the bundling schemes that broke the album chart, and the cultural rules that decide who country radio will play. A Beat of His Own Making — Chris Molanphy, Chart Analyst and Pop Critic:

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A Beat of His Own Making — Chris Molanphy, Chart Analyst

The host of Slate's 'Hit Parade' joins The Tonearm Podcast to discuss the two pools of data that keep the Billboard Hot 100 honest, the bundling schemes that turned the album chart into a promotional shell game, and the cultural rules that decide who country radio will play.

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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Apparently people are sharing this far and wide on social media, which I think is horrible. This could cripple ICE operations. PLEASE do not share this.

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Rebecca Bennett @rebeccabennettforcongress.com · 04/09/2026

Tom Kean Jr. was the deciding vote on the One Big Beautiful Bill that is gutting Medicaid and raising premiums on all of us.

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Nick (derogatory) ✨ @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I speak on behalf of the nation’s oafs, galoots, brutes, meatheads, lugs, gorillas, clods, and gormless lummoxes when I say we sincerely and without reserve disavow Mr John Fetterman.

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Headquarters @headquartersnews.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

A whistleblower just disclosed that USPS is secretly enacting Trump's order to restrict mail-in ballots: "If even one bar code on one single ballot in a bulk-mailing of 10,000 ballots fails to properly scan during the verification process, the entire batch is rejected and sent back to the state."

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Meet the Trump-loving billionaires behind Freedom Sex, which has been offering $47 prostitutes at trailer parks throughout the Midwest.

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NO DISASSEMBLE. @isthisrob.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

The incels and the DSA have found some common ground hallelujah

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The discourse is broken @brokendiscourse.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

This is an account that started on Twitter, has almost 600K followers here, cares more about their YouTube channel than anything, and is happy to do this for engagement less than 100 days from the midterms.

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It is SO blatantly obvious everything that's happening is because both parties are owned almost entirely by AIPAC. They don't actually believe in anything. They're just in it for the money. They will fritter and fetterman away your whole country.

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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 26/08/2026

friend of mine was on a dating app and matched with a guy that had "6ft 2in" in his display name and she messaged him with "those are two separate measurements right??", dude was so pissed off

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Zoomer Antimillenarian @surcomplicated.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Astrology is bad and ppl who take it seriously should feel bad. All the granola crunch crankery ppl thought was harmless keeps producing utter horror in the real world.

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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 25/08/2026

Norm Eisen of Democracy Defenders Fund: “Please don't overreact to Roberts Court decision on the contemplated USPS ballot moves They simply held that the injunction came too early in the process, before there was a final rule. Now we HAVE a final rule & we will litigate it.”

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Scott MacFarlane @macfarlanenews.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

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Maudi63 @maudi63.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

I’m gone for a few days to attend my sister’s 80th birthday party in NJ and return to social media to more Hakeem Jeffries bashing hysteria. 😒 This is a good article with a rational perspective. Some excerpts 👇 . 🔗 stephaniejones2.substack.com/p/hold-up-on...

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JDG @cottonmather.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Ted Williams: **hits home run, returns to dugout** Teammate: Nice one, here’s a giant foam dinosaur helmet for you to wear now Ted Williams: **murders teammate on dugout steps**

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Rebecca Bennett @rebeccabennettforcongress.com · 17/08/2026

Two years ago, Trump came to Bedminster to campaign on lower costs. Now, we’re paying more. And Tom Kean Jr. has been with him every step of the way.

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

I was a lifelong liberal Democrat. Then Trump successfully escaped an assassination threat by riding in a catering truck.

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Cookie Monster's Take Me Out To The Ballgame

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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Is everyone aware of the General Motors streetcar conspiracy? In the mid-20th century, auto and oil interests bought up electric streetcar systems across the US and systematically replaced them with bus routes and paved roads, funneling commuters toward private cars.

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NO DISASSEMBLE. @isthisrob.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Happy "Actually, Mitch McConnell Has Been Dead This Whole Time" Day to all who celebrate.

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NO DISASSEMBLE. @isthisrob.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Thought I was listening to a speech by RFK Jr. Turns out it was just a fork caught in the garbage disposal.

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NO DISASSEMBLE. @isthisrob.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

There is no such thing as bad music.

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Lady with an opinion @ladymitopinion.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Joe Biden is a good man who spent the majority of his life in service to others Donald Trump is a cunt

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 25/07/2026

not really surprised to learn that terminal stupidity and racism is the reason i can’t walk into a CVS and just buy a toothbrush without flagging down the one person who might be in the store dannykatch.substack.com/p/we-used-to...

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We used to be able to buy things in this country

Locking up toothpaste was a warning sign that our executive class was crazy

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SPHINCTERPUSS @stanzman.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Correct me if I'm wrong but the Secret Service allowing Trump to fly on that 747 as is is a serious dereliction of Duty and puts this President and his cabinet that travel with him in serious danger... oh wait..never mind.. carry on

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 22/07/2026

get a load of the kid in the suit behind Trump impersonating his accordion hands

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Big Data Kane @cmwitko.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Just got rejected from all you can eat salad and breadsticks at Olive Garden because I forgot my driver’s license. 😡😤🤬

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NO DISASSEMBLE. @isthisrob.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Bluesky poasters having a normal one in the replies.

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NO DISASSEMBLE. @isthisrob.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Watch the World Cup today: you'll see England and France. No word yet on the underpants.

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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Have to wonder what the thinking is inside the White House for a shit show like this. Aside from the lying and the comical conspiracy theories, Trump just looks too tired and used up and deteriorating to see anything else but an aging sore loser

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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

WOW. The ex-wife of the ICE officer who shot a 26-year-old Colombian man in Maine has come forward to say that he had mental health issues and was abusive in their relationship. She says after the shooting he called asking her to vouch for him — instead, she went to the press.

Ashley Brouillette told the Portland Press Herald in a phone interview Thursday afternoon that her ex-husband called admitting to the shooting and defending his actions. The Press Herald reviewed a screenshot of incoming calls Ashley Brouillette received from her ex-husband’s current wife’s Facebook account on Wednesday.

“He was asking me to lie for him and to cover for his character,” Ashley Brouillette said. “I told him that I was not going to lie for him. And then he tried to say that it was a justified shooting because the guy tried to hit him with his car.”

She said she has seen videos of Brouillette on the scene of the shooting and confirmed that was him on scene, telling him: “nowhere in there does it show that this man charged at you with a car.”

“In his head it’s justified. He’s unusually calm about it,” she said.

Ashley Brouillette told a reporter that she wanted to speak publicly because she had previously reported concerns to his superiors in the military about his mental health. She said he was abusive in their relationship. She said that she’s been inundated with calls, since reports of Brouillette’s involvement began circulating online, threatening her and her family.

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